Tuesday = massive site overload and shutdown

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On tuesday..the release day of Half-life 2 (YES!!!) um.... oh ya, the forums here will be completely swamped and the servers will be on fire and the internet cables will be melting and...well you get the idea. I can't wait to see all the activity on this site on tuesday. It's going to be amazing and someone must make a thread where people can post, "I HAVE HALF-LIFE 2!!!11!!1!!1" so we don't get mods having a heart attack deleting all the threads about "I HAVE HALF-LIFE 2!!!11!!!".

The excitement is really starting to build and I hope it never goes away. The journey is almost over folks, (at least the wait) and a new journey is about to begin. Christmas will come early this year and it will be on tuesday. If you people feel the same way..feel free to rant or anything. This is going to be sooooo awesome!! :thumbs: :thumbs:
 
No, no one will be saying "omg i have halflife2" on the IRC and forums, because they will be all playing it :p
 
I'm not going to be on this site on Tuesday. I will disappear off of the face of the planet for at least 20 hours.
 
At first i had some how surpressed my excittment but now i can't control the beast within me MUHAHAHAHA!!!!!!
 
Amen...everyone will be playing HL2, not posting on some mindless forums.
 
He_Who_Is_Steve said:
I'm not going to be on this site on Tuesday. I will disappear off of the face of the planet for at least 20 hours.


well put but i will check on and off, because i dont want to beat it in one sitting
 
no no, You will be suprised, when its released, everyone will be on the forums "OMG OMG ITS UNLOCKING"

that will gone on for hours as people will not all be around at that moment in time...
 
bryanf445 said:
well put but i will check on and off, because i dont want to beat it in one sitting
Why not? jeez, i'm gettin' a 20-pack of coke from walmart and 3 bags of chips and i'm gonna go to town on that mother****er!
 
*dies*
*dies again*
every second its just a little closer to that little hl2 icon switching spots from "Coming Soon" to "My Games"
I really hope we dont have to download anymore content!
 
He_Who_Is_Steve said:
Why not? jeez, i'm gettin' a 20-pack of coke from walmart and 3 bags of chips and i'm gonna go to town on that mother****er!


thats what ill be doing, but all im saying is you have to take your time with it...but the 20 pack and chips sounds good to me
 
I'm strangely depressed. I know i'm excited about the game, but i'm not hyped and estatic. I know that will ALL change come activation hour thought. I usually get super pumped up as I have a game in my hands.
 
bryanf445 said:
thats what ill be doing, but all im saying is you have to take your time with it...but the 20 pack and chips sounds good to me
oh, definitely, man. i'll be examining every nook and cranny of the game so i can squeeze every drop of valve's creamy gaming goodness...wait...i don't think i want to finish that sentence
 
Actually I think the busiest time will be the hour before release. That will be nuts. Expect the Steam servers to crash several times, just like what happened with CS:S. That was a nightmare, the servers crashed and had all sorts of database errors several times while I was trying to purchase my Silver package.
 
I ordered a 15 pack of popcorn from my neighbor (boy scout) and it just arrived +the new 20 pack of Coke + Half life 2= AWESOME!
 
Maybe they could beef up the servers/bandwidth just for the day?
 
I suspect everything will crash. And I do mean everything.
 
Homer said:
I suspect everything will crash. And I do mean everything.


It will be just like what was supposed to happen with the infamous Y2K
 
I won't be on irc or the site or msn on tuesday. I'll be playing till I drop!
 
Homer said:
I suspect everything will crash. And I do mean everything.
Probably not, they have encountered these things before, most ppl have already downloaded the cache files and looking at the status they'll be able to handle the load.
 
Wow it's going to be insane.

No fan sites will be working
Steampowered forums will die in the ass

If the authentication servers chunk out, we're ****ed!!
 
at 10:59 (it will release at 11 AM here) i'm gonna sat OMGZ HL2 ROXX00RZ IS TEH ONEone!11!1!!1
at 11:00 i'm going to dissappear
 
Theres two possible scenarios:

1.This site will be flooded like nothing we´ve seen before.

2.The site will be empty like a theatre showing a really sucky movie.
 
Remember.
Mess With The Best, Die Like The Rest! Steam..
H λ L F - L I F E ² Nov. 16th 2k4, Be there...
 
i know what kind of threads we will see in 11/16
" OMFG ERROR !!!ONEONEONE "
" HL2 CRASHES !! "
" Cant open Steam !! "
 
DigiQ8 said:
i know what kind of threads we will see in 11/16
" OMFG ERROR !!!ONEONEONE "
" HL2 CRASHES !! "
" Cant open Steam !! "


lol yes! - only with more profanity and swearing

also i love the "I've completed game" threads posted 3 mins after game comes out lol
 
Valve have to be able to predict the high points in trafic to their servers and act acordingly. Just allowing a certain amount of connections at any one time would keep the servers from crashing, although the actual authentication process shouldn't be very demanding system-wise.
 
all the lil 12 year olds who, cant get half life 2 running because they tried to warez, it will come and flame about valve or steam, but unfortunatly the only people listening, will be other flamers because anyone who did everything properly, will be able to play it and will not go in the forums untill they've finished it :D, muahahaha pirates must die!
 
Dont the moderators want to play HL2? Whos going to stop the forum getting spammed?
 
I would think it would be a good idea to close some topics until sense prevails - everyones going to be spam crazy ;)
 
I just wanna see if there is an unlocking process that takes some time, like 1 or 2 minutes, everyone will be unlocking the game at the same time, i'll feel sorry for those who try to unlock and it says: Game unavailable at this time, please check back in a few minutes

hehehehe
 
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