Twitch in my right arm

What's the getup, foo?

  • It's those god damn brain worms.

    Votes: 17 24.6%

  • All those years of drinking, smoking, lack of sleep, and biting you in the ass.

    Votes: 17 24.6%

  • You have massively ****ed up your nervous system from too much pr0n "interaction".

    Votes: 10 14.5%

  • It's all in your mind. Lay off the drugs.

    Votes: 6 8.7%

  • Other.

    Votes: 7 10.1%

  • goatse

    Votes: 12 17.4%
  • Total voters
    69
Absinthe

Absinthe

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So I have this massive twitch in my right arm that's been steadily increasing over the past hour so. I can't keep it still at all. I have this constant spastic trembling that's making it difficult for me to type, pick things up, or use it to interact with anything. The same is happening to my left arm as well, albeit to a lesser degree. They both also feel extremely weak. Like it's only a matter of time until they both fall off and start flopping around on the floor helplessly. I'm also feeling nausea, lightheadedness, and a complete loss of my ability to smell.

It's really cool, actually. But I don't wanna die. If it doesn't dissipate within a few hours I'm getting myself checked out. Until then, how do you diagnose me?

EDIT: The second option should say "are biting you in the ass".

ADDED: Now there's a tingling sensation expanding from my fingers.
 
I can now barely stand up. My legs have lost at least 70% of their strenght. My breathing has become more heavy. My stomach has tensed up and feels like there's a giant void in it. This is like being uber-stoned expect nowhere near as fun.

This sucks because I have a math exam in three hours and I wanted to get breakfast. :(

ADDED: Profuse sweating is now taking place. Vision has become slightly blurred.
 
At 5:30 in the morning? Too much effort. I think I'll just shoot an email off to my professor for a possible postponement of my exam and then just sleep until midday.

Went down and got a honey bun and a soda, which seemed to calm my stomach somewhat. The cigarette seemed to easy my twitching somewhat as well. No telling how long that will last though.
 
Get some proper sleep? Or did this wake you up? Or are you Jacks complete lack of sleep?
 
I do suffer from frequent insomnia, but I actually went to sleep last night. This didn't wake me up, so to speak. But I did notice it about ten seconds after awaking.

But now I'm going back to sleep. No way I'm doing anything for the next few hours.
 
Thats probably the best and safest bet. I reckon your running on empty right now.

:)
 
Stop using drugs.


EDIT: Damnation! I voted worng.
 
Noes :O Teh brain worms!!


Yeah...but seriously, go see a doctor.
 
15357 said:
Stop using drugs.


EDIT: Damnation! I voted worng.
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I thought if you vote wrongly, the party will come and reeducate you?
 
i think its too late :(
write your letters, make your last post and then get a row boat and go out to sea

Goodbye Absinthe you bird flu ridden maniac :(
 
Wow, shit, I've never witnessed someone posting a blow-by-blow account of their own death on a forum. This is history in the making! :eek:

/me watches

D:
 
Sulkdodds said:
Wow, shit, I've never witnessed someone posting a blow-by-blow account of their own death on a forum. This is history in the making! :eek:

/me watches

D:
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DAMN YOU TAN DURK! D:
 
Sulkdodds said:
Wow, shit, I've never witnessed someone posting a blow-by-blow account of their own death on a forum. This is history in the making! :eek:

/me watches

D:
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Let us mourn the loss of our dear late comrade, who gave us much joy and laughter and cyber-AIDS here. :eek:
 
HE's been taken by tha AAALIENS!! THA AILENS I TELL YOU!!!
 
Brain Worms of course! :P


Dude, your probably running empty, get some rest, eat some healthy food and go to the doctor for a check up
 
Absinthe said:
So I have this massive twitch in my right arm that's been steadily increasing over the past hour so. I can't keep it still at all. I have this constant spastic trembling that's making it difficult for me to type, pick things up, or use it to interact with anything. The same is happening to my left arm as well, albeit to a lesser degree. They both also feel extremely weak. Like it's only a matter of time until they both fall off and start flopping around on the floor helplessly. I'm also feeling nausea, lightheadedness, and a complete loss of my ability to smell.

It's really cool, actually. But I don't wanna die. If it doesn't dissipate within a few hours I'm getting myself checked out. Until then, how do you diagnose me?

EDIT: The second option should say "are biting you in the ass".

ADDED: Now there's a tingling sensation expanding from my fingers.
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bad circulation, get up and do some activity it should go away once you start moving ...if it was a heart attack it would be tingling running up and down your arms accompanied by sharp chest pains around the heart
 
Does anyone actually realise that all the symptoms he's telling are symptoms from a heart attack (stroke) :|
 
Beerdude26 said:
Does anyone actually realise that all the symptoms he's telling are symptoms from a heart attack (stroke) :|
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CptStern said:
bad circulation, get up and do some activity it should go away once you start moving ...if it was a heart attack it would be tingling running up and down your arms accompanied by sharp chest pains around the heart
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Sounds like something a bit different. He didn't describe chest pains, and he was online for a good 30 mins. You wouldn't be sitting on the computer typing after 30 mins of heart attack.
 
Beerdude26 said:
Does anyone actually realise that all the symptoms he's telling are symptoms from a heart attack (stroke) :|
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no, tingling is a symptom not twitching

hehe kirov your post beat mine, so now I''m adding this edit so as to no seem redundant :E
 
actually its all i'm thinking about at the mo'
i hope he's ok
 
I'd say it's just something random and will go away.
 
Your years of being a hippie are finally coming back around to take its toll on you. You're going back into mother earth, my friend!:devil:





And of course, I jest playfully :)
 
You have massively ****ed up your nervous system from too much pr0n "interaction".

If you wank or have sex more than 3 times a day :laugh:

hey its not my word, its science
 
Rebind "+Use" to another limb, it sounds like you need a new driver.
 
Your body is trying to tell you to rest, I think. You seem like quite the neurotic/restless person, with the insomnia problems and all.
 
My friend had exactly the same problem, if he didn't get enough sleep he would start having spasms. It was because his muscles didn't have enough energy or something, he had to take vitamins.
 
Almost been 12 hours since his last post. Hopefully he is just sleeping and off doing whatever it is he does during the day. If by this time tomorrow he doesn't post we should all edit our posts so not to sound like arses when we get the bad news. Also...were going to need to get gravity guns for the 21 gravity gun salute and we can also go to his house and bury him with his favorite goatse.
 
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