uff...those pesky UFOs are at it again

[jverne]

THIS astonishing video footage is claimed to be the "most important images of a UFO ever filmed" ? and is said to even depict ALIENS.

http://www.thesun.co.uk/sol/homepage/news/ufos/article1836403.ece

The British National Archives has opened its UFO files to the public. The online document, consisting of thousands of pages, is full of UFO data and information collected by the British military and includes several first-hand accounts, including those of two pilots who claim they were ordered to open fire at a UFO.

http://www.welt.de/english-news/art...-reveal-attempt-to-shoot-down-UFO.html#reqRSS

until some alien invites me on a pint of beer, i'm calling such events BS.

 

[Mech Man]

I believe in U.F.O's and you will too after you hear this chilling story. One night i was walking home from having a good ol' chat with my local pet shop owner after i accidentally ate several of his kitens. Then a bright light appeared behind me , turns out i was being probed... Anally.

 

[jverne]

I believe in U.F.O's and you will too after you hear this chilling story. One night i was walking home from having a good ol' chat with my local pet shop owner after i accidentally ate several of his kitens. Then a bright light appeared behind me , turns out i was being probed... In the butt.

butt probing is nothing new, they do it all the time in porn movies.

you probably got kidnapped by some dirty ass rapist with a fetish in abductions. oh and butt probing...of course

 

[Mech Man]

No im pretty sure it was aliens because the next day some government dudes showed up and they was all "STFU or we keel u kekeke" and i was like "lololololo noobs".

Anyway the point of all this is ; LOL THE SUN. And more importantly LOL CONSPIRICY.

 

[<RJMC>]

why that newspaper isnt put out of shelves? everything I read about it is just ridiculous

 

[Jimmeh]

It's just a hubcap.

lolthesun

 

[DEATH eVADER]

http://www.thesun.co.uk/sol/homepage/news/ufos/article1836403.ece





http://www.welt.de/english-news/art...-reveal-attempt-to-shoot-down-UFO.html#reqRSS

until some alien invites me on a pint of beer, i'm calling such events BS.

Every body know aliens don't drink beer, they drink vegetable oil

 

[DEATHMASTER]

They should shoot it down and examine their shit. Then we get into an intergalactic war and lose horribley, that is, death ray'd.

 

[Saturos]

U.F.Os are a conspiracy to distract the mass media from Area 51's true intentions. They're really developing anti-matter bombs down there, not researching alien life forms.

They are merely holographic images.

<tinfoil hat emoticon here>

 

[Mellish]

I sometimes read the sun when I'm down to give me a laugh.

 

[Baserape>]

The invasion has already begun.

http://uk.youtube.com/watch?v=rb8NK-chQvs

Just think Satan could be in one of those intergalactic, universal, multi dimensional space craft.

 

[Eejit]

why that newspaper isnt put out of shelves? everything I read about it is just ridiculous

It has tits on page 3.

 

[CptStern]

what with all the alien invasion movies, stories of anal probing, cow mutilations, crop circles, and death cults mass suiciding so they can ride a ufo piloted by jesus (well, sort of) if aliens ever do visit this planet they'll be instantly killed by the first person they see ...god forbid they land somewhere in the deep south of the US

 

[Omnomnick]

Its the Sun newspaper.



/thread over

 

[Saturos]

what with all the alien invasion movies, stories of anal probing, cow mutilations, crop circles, and death cults mass suiciding so they can ride a ufo piloted by jesus (well, sort of) if aliens ever do visit this planet they'll be instantly killed by the first person they see ...god forbid they land somewhere in the deep south of the US

Have you ever played Redneck Rampage? :E It's an old Win98 FPS title.

You play as a redneck (Leonard) who goes on an alien killing spree to find his prized pet hog that was kidnapped by ali-uns while eating cowpies (the redneck term for moonpies) and drinking whiskey and beer to restore health. You can also take a crap and whiz to restore health too. I though that was a pretty realistic touch back in the day.

 

[highlander]

epic game tbh.

 

[nurizeko]

I saw two UFO's last night.



Ussually on a late clear night just before bed I like to lean at my window and look up at the stars, just for the lols.




So I see this flashing light in the distance and it appears to be moving funny.

I go and get my air rifle, because it has a scope, and I "aim" at the object. it looked triangular with three flashing white lights on the corners and two flashing red lights.




Then I realized flashing lights in the dark can play with your eyes when your trying to guess somethings movement, and that I've seen jet liners flying at that sort of altitude, and that the object moved in a general east to west direction, the direction I've seen other jet liners travel in.

It was just a plane, oh well, false alarm.







So I put my air rifle away, go back and have another lookie at the stars before I go off to bed.
I look up, to a star, and I notice a fainter star like object moving from a north to south direction, and as stars go its moving noticeably and rather hasty like!. I follow it for a sec, rush to unpack my air rifle again to get my scope on it, and its gone, cant find it....



;( ALIENZ.




Not quite, after seeing it my first thought right after UFO was ISS, I remembered that the ISS has a polar or near polar orbit and that its possible to see it with the naked eye.







So while I'm still to yet have a genuine UFO encounter, I came close.

 

[Mech Man]

Did you have to put a bajillion centimeter wide pause between each sentence?

 

[Cpt Tenacious]

It's ridiculous to not believe in alien life forms. In the Big McLargehuge thing that is the universe there has to be something else other than us. I mean do you relize how big the universe is?

 

[Mech Man]

It's ridiculous to not believe in alien life forms. In the Big McLargehuge thing that is the universe there has to be something else other than us. I mean do you relize how big the universe is?

Theres the thing. See if it turns out the universe is infinite then there is almost certainly another form of (intelligent) life because of... that guys law , you know the one who said if something is infinite then a slim chance is bound to happen eventually or whatever? Anyway , if it turns out it is finite then theres still a chance but also the chance we are alone.

 

[Eejit]

Launching Interceptors.

It's ridiculous to not believe in alien life forms. In the Big McLargehuge thing that is the universe there has to be something else other than us. I mean do you relize how big the universe is?

Don't let the militant atheists hear you believe in something without any reliable evidence!!1

 

[RyanG]

Big McLargehuge

Space Mutiny?

 

[Doppelgofer]

ufo, ufo, do you like the crow?
ufo, ufo, do you like the crow?
it stars brandon lee
he looks like a she
ufo, ufo. do you like the crow?