Ugh, help?

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So, you all seem pretty nice, I was wondering if maybe I could get some good advice.


So, I am dating this really cute guy named James. And we have been going out for, like 5 months?

And one day as I come home, I see him blowing off this other guy! I was so mad.

So I snuck up behind him, and I pushed his head forward and he gagged and vomited all over the guy's dick! Yay for me!

He got up and said he needed to do something sexual, and he said I was a prude because I want to wait until we date a little bit longer.

Should I forgive him?
 
Oh, please don't be homophobic! I had sex with a chick once!
 
Not a stab at you in particular chuck but.. holy crap did somebody link this forum to a gay site or something? It's like twinkytown in here nowadays.
 
This is like the second gay thread in the last week, except that the first one was cut and pasted.
 
I demand a decree from the holy ones!
This site is not for dating advice!
 
I bet if I was straight you guys wouldn't have a problem with this >: (
 
The Last Mimzy said:
I bet if I was straight you guys wouldn't have a problem with this >: (
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Look, we just don't like people posting graphic descriptions of their lives on a gaming forum and then expecting useful advice. All you're going to get is spam.
 
spam.jpg
 
next person that makes a help-gay thread I will shove a shovel up to his ass

and thats not a positive comentary
 
there is a bi dude here
sure he is the only one that can help you

cuz dam this looks like some kind of gay tips show

hl2.net bi dude:hi welcome to the gay tips section of hl2.net!
gay chorus:weeeeeeeee*wawing hands in the air*
bi dude:and here we have our first caller of the day
caller:help me please my boyfriend feels lazy but I want to play hard
bi dude: oh well sweetie sometimes you have to push it torugh,squizing your way to the candy so he give it only to you!
gay chorus:weeeeeeeyyyyyy*wawing hands in the air*
caller: oh thank you it worked and is great,you are so faboluos
bi dude:you are welcome and remenber,be out of the closet is fabulous! and I am taling to YOU!
gay chorus:weeeeeeeee*start dancing*

*shudders*
 
Er...other fish in the sea?

On a related note:
[YOUTUBE]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=P9B8wAY4PLw&mode=related&search=[/YOUTUBE]
 
The other gay advice thread was cool because the dude wrote crazy stories. This is a crazy story, but not in the same way.

Anyway, as for some ACTUAL, HELPFUL ADVICE PERTAINING TO YOUR QUESTION, which this thread is noticeably absent of, you were justified. Gay or straight, your partner cheats on you, that's it. What you did might not've been the most tactful way to go about it, but hey, some people deserve that. I don't fault you.

BTW you are right dude. You'll kinda learn a lot of people here are hypocrites. I love my forum buddies, I love all these bastards, but seriously, we've had threads like this before when it's straight people. Most times they get actual advice rather than spam in their threads.

Comes to mind, we just had a thread like earlier this month or last month where a guy's woman was getting boned by everyone in town and there were pages upon pages of advice and admonitions. I personally yelled at the guy for half a page. Nobody seemed to mind something like that, guess it was because it was a girl getting stuffed and not a guy choking down another guy's penis.
 
Just cause I am bi don't mean I can give all the gays advice!

Gay relationships are just like straight relationships, except you like the same sex. Handle the issue the same way a straight person would, DUMP THEM!

By the way, seriously, I was so depressed, but those "I Came!" pictures made me laugh till the point I almost peed myself, thank you
 
Uriel thinks there is an invisible sky man secretly guiding everything, zombieturtle likes it in the ass.
 
double u


tee


eff

is up with the gay advice threads lately? Im not homophobic, but jesus christ.
 
Btw, I lol'd at all the anti-gay posts, including the one above me. Get off your ****ing high horse.

He's of a different sexuality than you...

...SHIT, ****, RUN!

HOMOSEXUALITY WILL DESTROY USSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS!
 
Geogaddi said:
Uriel thinks there is an invisible sky man secretly guiding everything, zombieturtle likes it in the ass.
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Geogaddi thinks that life was created by non-living material, considering at some point in existance there was no organic matter at all, and organic matter cannot be created only by non-living things if there is absolutely no organic matter at all in the first place!
And considering evolution is basically like a large scale mutation, however, they have proven that 99% of mutations fail or end up destroying organic life, yet some how we have been able to avoid 99% of failure all through existance?
-So theres a lot of holes there too cowboy Dan!

And hey, just because I am bi don't mean I like anything rammed up meh anus.

So lay off of us would ya, and we won't have any problemmmsss!
 
Qonfused said:
Btw, I lol'd at all the anti-gay posts, including the one above me. Get off your ****ing high horse.

He's of a different sexuality than you...

...SHIT, ****, RUN!

HOMOSEXUALITY WILL DESTROY USSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS!
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I have no problem with homosexuality. I meant for my post to be somewhat sarcastic. It's just, why give such a personal story to such a large group of people you have never met?
 
mastag said:
I have no problem with homosexuality. I meant for my post to be somewhat sarcastic. It's just, why give such a personal story to such a large group of people you have never met?
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Well, it is just a troll anyway. I was just shocked at all the homophobic replies.
 
Qonfused said:
Well, it is just a troll anyway. I was just shocked at all the homophobic replies.
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People are always shockingly closed minded, almost to where thinking clearly is less expected than being a moron.
 
it's still a ****ed up story and a troll poster even if it was hetero
 
Christ, grow up.
 
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