Ugly Cars

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FUGLY
http://www.highresautoimages.com/ford/lightningconcept3.jpg
Anybody who puts a bodykit on a truck should have his ballhairs singed with kerosene fire. *shudders at the despicable ugliness of the ugly ugly truck*


Again:
http://www.highresautoimages.com/pontiac/firebird7.jpg
Like WTF man? 4 intake holes?! And the shape is just- uggghgh *gags*

p.s. lookit the spoiler on the back, it's the biggest non-functional spoiler ever!

And finally:
http://www.highresautoimages.com/hummer/h15.jpg
If I wanted magic schoolbus, I'd read the books, people.
Sure, it can go offroading, but everybody who buys these things just uses them to drive to work everyday, by themselves, on a 75 mile commute!

I am very disappointed in you humans. Shame!
 
The ford sucks and any ricer sucks. That firebird rocks! (9/10 girls like the firebird over a ricer)

:)
 
Lol i quite like the first one, its nice and chunky :)

The other two are ugly
 
I agree with murray. The Ford lightning looks pretty sweet. The Firebird is gay, but the Hummer is all right despite being total overkill for everyday use.
 
The third one is a hummer, its not supposed to look good!
 
girls like hummers too. I am not talking about the sexual kind.
 
that second car looks like it's...sniffing...or something....kind of looks like nostrils flaring on the bonnet. the first car doesn't know what it wants to be. the third car is quite cool. i'd like to take it for a spin round london and see which bastard tries to make me pay a congestion charge. grrrrrrrrr.....
 
The truck is ugly.. I like the firebird (except for the spoiler)

And the hummer, well, it's a hummer. What do you expect? It's originally a military vehicle, all it is is converted for civilian use

H2 looks more mainstream than a hummer, the actual Hummer looks alot more like the military version
 
You can't just put offroad tires on a bus, and say it's cool! That shit just doesn't fly! Ford tried it with the Excursion, and that didn't work etiehr.
 
Well, compare
humvee-4a.jpg

(Humvee, military)

to

h15.jpg


And there ya go. You see they're alot closer than the Humvee and H2
 
The Ford Lightning concept looks damn tough, what a hard c*nt truck to drive. I wouldn't say it's ugly, just not mainsteam "sexy". :)

The Hummer is awesome for the same reason.

As for the GTO, that's far from ugly.
 
Holy f*cking shit, yes, that thing is damn ugly. Remember that episode of The Simpsons, where Homer creates an ugly arse car? That one is worse.
 
That's what happens where designers rub their asses clean with the paper they're supposed to be designing on.
 
that firebird looks like your typical peice of GM garbage.......

The ford looks ok.......not saying i would buy something like that....but i would love to drive it.

The hummer looks like....a hummer.... if you have a problem with that then you need to check your tampon.....
 
wow! i just saw the frog car! omfg! is that one sexy devil of an automobile, I LOVE IT!!! *kisses*
 
can someone make a model of that car for HL2 so that we could blow them up 1,000 at a time?
 
Originally posted by Murray_H
Not even beer goggles could fix that car. I saw someone driving one around my village, i sent them a shoebox full of love.
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You mean people actually drive those things?? I thought this was just another ridiculous concept car.

On the other hand, you could pick up partially blind grandmas and logs of various sizes.
 
huh? that firebird is fine. And i think the wing is functional, mayhbe im wrong tho.
 
Originally posted by Subz
huh? that firebird is fine. And i think the wing is functional, mayhbe im wrong tho.
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For almost any wing to make a significant difference, I think you need to go over 90 or 100mph. I think most wings/spoilers start to produce downforce at 60mph, which is why most new porsches have spoilers that deploy at about that speed. And I'm talikng about real wings here, not those pieces of plastic on your Grandma's Civic that produce absolutely no downforce.
 
I think the PT Cruiser looks pretty retarded....but there's plenty of other retarded cars out there. I'd say the PT Cruiser is the most popular ugly car though.
 
Originally posted by Sushi
For almost any wing to make a significant difference, I think you need to go over 90 or 100mph. I think most wings/spoilers start to produce downforce at 60mph, which is why most new porsches have spoilers that deploy at about that speed. And I'm talikng about real wings here, not those pieces of plastic on your Grandma's Civic that produce absolutely no downforce.
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It isnt un-usual to see a firebird going 90 or 100 mph. I like the car. Ive bought 2 of them so far (Camaros) which in those years look almost the same. The spoiler isnt as critical as a airbag, but im sure its there for a reason, Pontiac and Chevy doesnt need to stick a spoiler on thier cars to sell them.
 
Originally posted by LoneDeranger
You mean people actually drive those things?? I thought this was just another ridiculous concept car.

On the other hand, you could pick up partially blind grandmas and logs of various sizes.
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Its called a Fiat multipla and my next door neighbour has one.... i have to avert my gaze from thier house everytime i go out.... :x

http://www.autolider.com.pl/images\komis\multipla.jpg
 
Somebody who buys a car like that obviously needs to reassess their priorities.
 
Hey thanks, Lone. That ugly-car web page was damn funny. That maddox guy is a crazy genious too, if you've read his site..

-Phision
 
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