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So apparently I'm going to get hammered tommorow by everyone at school tommorow for sticking up for a guy who thought back against someone. What do I do? All the tough kids are threatening to kick the balls out of me, and I don't think there jokeing around. Advise would be much appreciated.
 
Stay off "sick". Or fight like a man. And get hurt.
In all seriesness, there's not much you can do. Stand up to them, if they demand something of you asy "no". Not loudly, but not too timidly either. And adviod them as best you can.
 
Pistols are easier to conceal, but they may be hard to get, and they have limited clip capacity. Shotguns are easier to find and have more stopping power, but they're difficult to conceal and have limited capacity also. Ideally, you'd want a sub-machinegun. A sub-machinegun offers you small size, large clip and burst and auto fire for taking out large groups. Good luck, and remember to pack lots of ammunition in your trenchcoat.
 
I suggest diplomacy. Gather the two parties together and resolve your differences through negotiation. But since this is humanity we're talking about, we have to factor in retardation, ignorance and retardation.

In reality there might be a scuffle. Buttons will be torn from shirts, wallets will be lost, shoes will escape your feet and travel several meters in any direction.

The horrible reality of school fights.
 
**** there even threatening to stab me, **** this I might even tell the police. All these guys are at least twice the size of me an my friends.
 
Then call the cops,belive me shit like that can ruin your life.
 
Must be all those times you broke the law :(
 
Baton. Electric, if you can manage.



Get a fire extinguisher, spray those ****ers and you won't have a problem. I tried it too.
 
Steven said:
So apparently I'm going to get hammered tommorow by everyone at school tommorow for sticking up for a guy who thought back against someone. What do I do? All the tough kids are threatening to kick the balls out of me, and I don't think there jokeing around. Advise would be much appreciated.
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BAAAAHAHAHAAaaa! This is just golden.

Take it like a man for once in your life. Otherwise it shows you were all talk for sticking up for the other guy. Although, it sounds like it was generally accepted the other guy shouldn't have "thought back" against the OTHER guy. How exactly DO you "thought back" by the way? Close your eyes REALLY hard and call him names in your head?
 
Shasta said:
BAAAAHAHAHAAaaa! This is just golden.

Take it like a man for once in your life. Otherwise it shows you were all talk for sticking up for the other guy. Although, it sounds like it was generally accepted the other guy shouldn't have "thought back" against the OTHER guy. How exactly DO you "thought back" by the way? Close your eyes REALLY hard and call him names in your head?
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Well I was shitting my pants when I wrote that and only a dickhead would go against these guys. Don't know how they even found out.
 
If they threadting to stab you thats like...threat to assualt or summat...it must be a crime anyway.
 
Get a civilian dressed police to follow you to school and be near in the school. If some ****ers tries to attack you he will come to you aid.
 
Notify the authorities if they're threatening to stab you.

Seriously, do it, I wouldn't take the chance of going to school only to get a knife in my gut.

It's not cowardice if you don't want to get killed, however, if they were just threatening to beat the shit out of you... I'd stand up to them.

Possibly get them to separate so you can fight the leader or whatever of the little group.
 
Its times like this that Im glad i have mastered martial arts, i would say for em to bring it on and that they dont have the balls to stab me.

But if all else fails...

NAPALM!!!!!
 
If you're serious, pay some people to be your mercs. Prolly will work.
 
DO A BARELL ROLL FAGET etc.

Why don't you explain to us the gravity of the situation in terms of what this fight was about, why you stood up for this kid and why exactly people would want to stab you for it.
 
Cormeh said:
DO A BARELL ROLL FAGET etc.

Why don't you explain to us the gravity of the situation in terms of what this fight was about, why you stood up for this kid and why exactly people would want to stab you for it.
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Some weak kid beat the crap out of some guy who's real tough and has a shitload of friends, he beat the crap out of him, his face was bleeding, there was blood all over it. I admired him for that and told my mates the other guy deserved it because he gives him shit all the time. Hardly even stod up for him in the first place. Now it spreads that I "gave him shit" which could mean anything. So everyone seems to worship this guy all of a sudden or something and now a ****load of people want to beat the crap out of me. Probably cause "NO ONE MESSES WITH ME YO!"
 
What the Christ? Are you in primary school or something? Tell them to grow the fuck up.
 
Perth, Western Australia
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Steven, i was in shit like you're in a little while ago, exept was involved in altercations with several gangs in northbridge.

Cuppla things i could've done betta and i feel they would help ya out a bit mate. Sorry if this is a bit long mate... but read it all, hope it helps ya

1. Don't go to the police. - No matter the situation don't go to the cops. They **** things up nicely, with little result, which often adds to the antagonists "rep" (assuming that you live on the south side of the city, "rep" matters a lot more to people so watch out for proud mother****ers who want to prove themselves to their mates) Cops will only exacerbate the situation. Resist the urge to call em.

2. Don't travel alone. - Always stay with a group of mates, it gives the aggressors an impression of a bigger threat to handle... from what you've said steve, the chances that they have weapons is high, right? Keep this in mind. If they have small/short weapons they are either ill trained they are too scared to strike out when you're with your mates. Use your mates to your advantage and dont feel embarrassed to ask them for assistance. If you dont have mates, now would be a good time to make some. Chicks like resourcefullness in a bloke... you never know mate, you could get lucky!

3. DO NOT ****ING PANIC!!!! :D - Panic will only make you feel worse, which will eventually lead you to make dumb decisions. Dunno if ya got that shitty feeling of "looming dread" but that will go with time. That's just the other guys ****ing with you. Let it out, breathe a little and dont let them affect you. Go outside and yell a bit. It helps!

4. DONT talk to others about the conflict - this often makes the other guys REALLY pissy if they find out what you've been saying. If you weigh up what would happen if you did open your trap, and what would happen if you wouldn't; you'd probably find that keeping your trap shut would be a much better option.

5. Avoid confrontation at all costs - unfortunatly we all cant be Bruce Lee, so avoid running into them wherever possible. The last thing you want is some shooting match going off just because you chose to face them instead of running. Running is never a cowards option, especially when faced with greater odds. Remember that. One that brings third parties to a two party altercation are cowards themselves, and it's always better to be safe than sorry.

Oh yeah, avoid using the same access and return routes from school. Change it up a little. Make THEM think about how they're gonna get ya.

Avoid em mate and ride out the storm! Tell us how it goes yeah mate?
 
Koola Mena said:
Steven, i was in shit like you're in a little while ago, exept was involved in altercations with several gangs in northbridge.

Cuppla things i could've done betta and i feel they would help ya out a bit mate. Sorry if this is a bit long mate... but read it all, hope it helps ya

1. Don't go to the police. - No matter the situation don't go to the cops. They **** things up nicely, with little result, which often adds to the antagonists "rep" (assuming that you live on the south side of the city, "rep" matters a lot more to people so watch out for proud mother****ers who want to prove themselves to their mates) Cops will only exacerbate the situation. Resist the urge to call em.

2. Don't travel alone. - Always stay with a group of mates, it gives the aggressors an impression of a bigger threat to handle... from what you've said steve, the chances that they have weapons is high, right? Keep this in mind. If they have small/short weapons they are either ill trained they are too scared to strike out when you're with your mates. Use your mates to your advantage and dont feel embarrassed to ask them for assistance. If you dont have mates, now would be a good time to make some. Chicks like resourcefullness in a bloke... you never know mate, you could get lucky!

3. DO NOT ****ING PANIC!!!! :D - Panic will only make you feel worse, which will eventually lead you to make dumb decisions. Dunno if ya got that shitty feeling of "looming dread" but that will go with time. That's just the other guys ****ing with you. Let it out, breathe a little and dont let them affect you. Go outside and yell a bit. It helps!

4. DONT talk to others about the conflict - this often makes the other guys REALLY pissy if they find out what you've been saying. If you weigh up what would happen if you did open your trap, and what would happen if you wouldn't; you'd probably find that keeping your trap shut would be a much better option.

5. Avoid confrontation at all costs - unfortunatly we all cant be Bruce Lee, so avoid running into them wherever possible. The last thing you want is some shooting match going off just because you chose to face them instead of running. Running is never a cowards option, especially when faced with greater odds. Remember that. One that brings third parties to a two party altercation are cowards themselves, and it's always better to be safe than sorry.

Oh yeah, avoid using the same access and return routes from school. Change it up a little. Make THEM think about how they're gonna get ya.

Avoid em mate and ride out the storm! Tell us how it goes yeah mate?
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Jesus, people from Northbridge chaseing you would be pretty tough. I used to know a girl who hanged out with Northbridge people, she went missing and no ones heard from her since. My mates brother is a body guard in a night club there, says he has to let a bunch of Asians do whatever they want. You must really know what your doing to have those people after you. I'd never even walk into that area. Thanks a lot for the advise. I was totally shitting my pants a few hours ago. Now I can't fall asleep, because it's all turned into energy. Like I've been drugged or something.
 
15357 said:
Baton. Electric, if you can manage.



Get a fire extinguisher, spray those ****ers and you won't have a problem. I tried it too.
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dont forget homemade flamethrowers, large pointy sticks and garbage can lids ..they're the weapons of choice for school fights/civilian unrest
 
have the guy you were sticking up for get your back and uppercut those punk-asses.
 
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I vote the, "Get lots of mates to beat the crap out of them first" route.
 
As others have said, the best thing you can do, is avoid them, aviod the fight if at all possible. If they do find and corner you and start beating you, do as much damage as you can. Kick balls, gouge eyes, bite. Do enough damage, and they may reconsider another time.

Remember, there are no rules in a street fight.
 
Steven said:
So apparently I'm going to get hammered tommorow by everyone at school tommorow for sticking up for a guy who thought back against someone. What do I do? All the tough kids are threatening to kick the balls out of me, and I don't think there jokeing around. Advise would be much appreciated.
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I want to quote lyrics from NiN's "Me, I'm not":

I can swallow it down
keep it all it inside
I define myself
by how well I hide
I feel it coming apart
well, at least I tried

I can win this war
by knowing not to fight
 
Tough one. I know this sounds silly, but if you can try and explain to these guys what you said and why you said it, confidently without looking like your kissing their ass, you might win a little respect. If they do attack you, fight back, at least you can get a rep out of this as someone who isn't going to take shit. However, if it's really serious, you need to tell the police.
 
If you're really upset about this, search for "pressure points" on google and see if there are any good ones to take someone down temporarily.
 
The obvious solution is to find a muscled bounceresque guy that you know/your family knows/your friends know, and make sure he has "words" with them.

-Angry Lawyer
 
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