Uncooked Fish

oldagerocker · May 9, 2005

I'm munching through my dinner right now, Wondering if its safe to eat the half uncoked cod portions i have on my plate? I really cant get food poisoning i have an uber important presentation to do tomorrow. Is it safe? Half is hard, the other is soft and mushy.

SimonomiS · May 9, 2005

If its really important, play it safe. Or are you starvingly hungry?

Fat Tony! · May 9, 2005

No

, eat something else

oldagerocker · May 9, 2005

IM starvigly hungry but i got enough beans and waffles on the plate to cope. Whats so different that you can eat Sushi but no raw cod (or half warmed up) then?

Fat Tony! · May 9, 2005

Dunno but it's not worth risking it......why not cook it?

theGreenBunny · May 9, 2005

NOOO OAR DON'T EAT IT OR YOU'LL DIE OF FISHINESS

I googled for you.

xLostx · May 9, 2005

The raw fish will burst out of your stomach and then each what remains of your body :O

oldagerocker · May 9, 2005

I half cooked it, i couldnt be bothered to use two trays for things going in the oven. So i put the waffles (15mins, gas mark 7) in at the same time as a fish (30mins, gas mark 7)... so its sorta half cooked because i dont want burned waffles.

Ames · May 9, 2005

Nothing will happen. Just eat it. You won't get sick or anything. You'll be perfectly safe. You won't get diarrhea or indigestion or whatever else you might come up with. Eat the piece of raw, uncooked, and possibly dangerous fish.

For me, for you, for SHENS.

bvasgm · May 9, 2005

Throw it in a microwave...or oven...or whatever..for another couple of minutes.

Yuri · May 9, 2005

Have sex with it!

Or try to avoid fish altogether, like me. I dunno, I always get sick from fish.

oldagerocker · May 9, 2005

Meh, its just siting here cold now. I ate the beans and stuff and I always eat too much anyway. If i get any more desperate urges, il head into a tuna can.... or go chat up some local slag... whoops cant say That, far too sexual!

Pressure · May 9, 2005

I think uncooked fish is called sushi. Basically, it's just like eating sushi.

Fat Tony! · May 9, 2005

Erestheux you sure like teh sex don't you
?

The Monkey · May 9, 2005

Uoy tea dluoc I.

oldagerocker · May 9, 2005

Pressure said:
I think uncooked fish is called sushi. Basically, it's just like eating sushi.

Yeah, but im not sure its supposed to be heated up (possible not enough) and then eaten because of bacteria and stuff. If its kept cold its ok. And i didnt know Cod was part of sushi, or all fish. I thought they just ate Tuna and Salmon raw...

xLostx · May 9, 2005

pretend you're eatting pussy hahaha

theGreenBunny · May 9, 2005

oldagerocker said:
Meh, its just siting here cold now. I ate the beans and stuff and I always eat too much anyway. If i get any more desperate urges, il head into a tuna can.... or go chat up some local slag... whoops cant say That, far too sexual!

Oh oldagerocker, you're so indecent! I dare not ask what you would intend to do with that tuna can.

ray_MAN · May 9, 2005

:O Fake rule broken, bannage. I say sue the company.

Fat Tony! · May 9, 2005

Fake rule broken, bannage. I say sue the company.

Fake rule?

oldagerocker · May 9, 2005

Sue the fish company, the tuna can company, tGB or ... the slag? Thats the question... or maybe All of the above!

ray_MAN · May 9, 2005

I say all of the above.

oldagerocker · May 9, 2005

The Fish

ray_MAN · May 9, 2005

Did you barf that up?

oldagerocker · May 9, 2005

lol no... should i have?

I sorta just poured the beans on and mangled up the waffles !

kirovman · May 9, 2005

Well it looks ok to me, but if it was cold I would have recommended heating it up for longer.

Aren't breadcrumbed fish sterilised anyway?

oldagerocker · May 9, 2005

nerg! you're all telling me different things.. i dont know!! I hate the way all chicken and fish come breadcrubed, battered now... just more calories i dont want and unbattered stuff is more expensive and not frozen

SimonomiS · May 9, 2005

oldagerocker said:
The Fish

*Searches for revealing things in the picture.*
Boots eh?
Does look fine to me. Perhaps get someone else to eat some and document what happens to them.

oldagerocker · May 9, 2005

There is noone, my housemate is away on some fieldtrip, got the house to myself

heh, boots. That was a list of work places i have to write to to get work, no replies yet

ACLeroK212 · May 9, 2005

Just freakin eat it already. If it's ok to eat, well, then we won't have to hear you ramble on about it anymore, and if it's not, well, then we won't have to hear you ramble on about it anymore.

Fat Tony! · May 9, 2005

i'd just make a load of sandwichs and eat crisps then eat that shit

ray_MAN · May 9, 2005

ACLeroK212 said:
Just freakin eat it already. If it's ok to eat, well, then we won't have to hear you ramble on about it anymore, and if it's not, well, then we won't have to hear you ramble on about it anymore.

I think you are fed up. Something gives me that conclusion.

oldagerocker · May 9, 2005

Fat Tony! said:
i'd just make a load of sandwichs and eat crisps then eat that shit

Crisp sandwiches own, what flavour do you put in? For me, its Got to be Prawn Cocktail. aw yum!

ACLeroK212 · May 9, 2005

ray_MAN said:
I think you are fed up. Something gives me that conclusion.

I'm just having a hard time in finding the logic in wasting all this time inquiring about half cooked fish when that time could have been spent just throwing it in the damn microwave and being done with it. Bang! instant solution. It'd be cooked and taste a hell of a lot better minus all the spam.

oldagerocker · May 9, 2005

meh. i binned it. I eat too much anyway. That was 4 waffles and a whole can of beans on that there plate before I demolished what i could.

SimonomiS · May 9, 2005

oldagerocker said:
meh. i binned it. I eat too much anyway. That was 4 waffles and a whole can of beans on that there plate before I demolished what i could.

Should have given it to a cat or something.

Doesn't that mean the thread will be locked?

IBL

oldagerocker · May 9, 2005

No, lets open this thread up some... and quit the in before lock crap.

What bad food experiences have you had? Fingers in ya curry? Spiders in your bananas?

SLH · May 9, 2005

oldagerocker said:
What bad food experiences have you had? Fingers in ya curry? Spiders in your bananas?

I've experienced bananas in pajamas. (sorry couldn't resist it).

I once forgot about some bread i had, when i found it it was green, and very powdery. :S

kirovman · May 9, 2005

A fly in my soup. I ate it, in order to obtain its juicy nutrients.

Angry Lawyer · May 9, 2005

theGreenBunny said:
NOOO OAR DON'T EAT IT OR YOU'LL DIE OF FISHINESS

I googled for you.

The Website said:
Cooking, marinating, steaming or preparing fish in any other way creates mutagenic, carcinogenic and mind-altering substances.

Woah.

-Angry Lawyer

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