Update

[Fury16]

"This update adresses requests for more REALISM in Counter-Strike:source."

"Doubled player speed when jumping. The effect to cumulative, so the more you jump, the faster you go."

LOL way to go on the realism there guys. Im gonna go jump around the block before I play.

hehe i love april fools

 

[Hectic Glenn]

lol very funny, F1 for cleaning the weapon, and filling out forms to sort jammed weapons, which takes 2-3 rounds lol.

Short version
Doubled player speed when jumping. The effect to cumulative, so the more you jump, the faster you go.
Cut price of AWP by 50%.
Added akimbo Riot Shield to buy menu.
Removed de_dust from mapcycle.

 

[DrDevin]

Lol just got the "update" it is actually a good one for the day it is right now! I bet online players would drop by about 99% if this was applied.

 

[giant384]

some of it sounds cool though

 

[RamenFiend]

When I read "Doubled Player speed when Jumping I was like "WOOOOOOOOOO" But then I was like "wait....duh"

 

[blinking halo]

When I read "Doubled Player speed when Jumping I was like "WOOOOOOOOOO" But then I was like "wait....duh"

thats exactly what i thought!