Upper Mongolian Dolphin Rescue Rangers!

[CptStern]

Mongolian herdsman Bao Xishun was called in after the dolphins swallowed plastic used around their pool at an aquarium in Fushun, north-east China.

Attempts to use instruments failed as the dolphins contracted their stomachs.

Guinness World Records list Mr Bao, 54, as the world's tallest living man at 2.36m (7ft 8.95in).

Veterinarians turned to Mr Bao after attempts to extract the plastic shards at the aquarium in Fushun, Liaoning Province, had failed.

Mr Bao was called in after surgical instruments failed

The mammals had lost their appetite and were suffering depression, aquarium officials said.

The heads of the dolphins were held back and towels wrapped around their teeth so Mr Bao could not be bitten.

He then extended his 1.06m-long arm into the mammals' stomachs

Chen Lujun, manager of Royal Jidi Ocean World, said Mr Bao was successful and the dolphins were "in very good condition now".

http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/world/asia-pacific/6178659.stm

awwww, he fisted a pair of dolphins

:O

you just cant make this shit up, truthis stranger than fiction

 

[Solaris]

That guy should rule the world.

 

[Raziaar]

awwww, he fisted a pair of dolphins

He went in through the wrong end. :x

 

[kirovman]

Good old Mr. Bao.

He went in through the wrong end. :x

Yeah, he was aiming for the anus.

 

[The Monkey]

Pretty cool.

 

[CptStern]

He went in through the wrong end. :x

well he's from mongolia ...I'm sure their porn isnt up to date :naughty:

 

[kirovman]

"That would be Illogical, Captain"

 

[Raziaar]

His arms and hands are freaky!

 

[zleppelin]

I wonder whether all parts of his body are proportional...

 

[Beerdude26]

Yes you'd like to know that wouldn't you :naughty:

 

[zleppelin]

Yes you'd like to know that wouldn't you :naughty:

Given that he is almost Chinese, I would say that about 6 in. would be considered proportional in this case.

lol

 

[Angry Lawyer]

That guy's a hero.

I mean, does he have some sort of helpline? "Shit, we can't get the plastic out with these tools. What we need...is someone with really long arms."

"YOU RANG?!"

-Angry Lawyer

 

[SpotEnemyBoats]

"That would be Illogical, Captain"

My eyes!!!! it burns!!!

 

[Icarusintel]

Clearly Mongolia is superior

 

[kirovman]

Mongolians are generally much taller and stronger than Chinese.

Although this guy doesn't look very strong (I bet he'd beat you in a fight though!).

 

[Thread]

He actually looks like he could woop some serious ass...

 

[<RJMC>]

holy shit shaquile oneil got owned

 

[hungryduck]

holy crap. Thats amazing!

 

[Darkwolf]

"That would be Illogical, Captain"

My thoughts exactly.

 

[Jintor]

That guy is the king of the world.