Urgent news regarding Miss Universe 2004!!

[Mr-Fusion]

Miss Universe 2004 was modelling some dress on stage the other night when she accidentally stepped on it.

Well, short story even shorter, fun was had by all!

Very important story!

 

[Maxi]

Um, roofles... Any frontside piccies?

 

[Sprafa]

We're consumers. We are by-products of a lifestyle obsession. Murder, crime, poverty, these things don't concern me. What concerns me are celebrity magazines, television with 500 channels, some guy's name on my underwear. Rogaine, Viagra, Olestra

Miss Universe...

 

[Mr-Fusion]

We're consumers. We are by-products of a lifestyle obsession. Murder, crime, poverty, these things don't concern me. What concerns me are celebrity magazines, television with 500 channels, some guy's name on my underwear. Rogaine, Viagra, Olestra

I just switched off the TV covering the murder of hundreds of children in the Russian incident then posted this.

Tyler Durden really knows his shit!!

 

[Sprafa]

I just switched off the TV covering the murder of hundreds of children in the Russian incident then posted this.

Tyler Durden really knows his shit!!

Really Mr. fusion, how is this of any importance other than wanking? :nerd:

 

[Maxi]

New avatar

And yes... that's freeky... like the guy writing the script is some kind of future teller or something.

 

[thehunter1320]

miss universe shouldn't wear a thong, that is promoting whores

 

[Mr-Fusion]

miss universe shouldn't wear a thong, that is promoting whores

ROFL !!

hehe lol!!

 

[Alec_85]

miss universe shouldn't wear a thong, that is promoting whores

lol I thought you were serious there for a short moment Good one. Sig material.

 

[burnzie]

I saw that it was the best thing ever on the news.

good ol' channel 10 news. Full slow-mo action replay and everything.

 

[nutcrackr]

very interesting :naughty:

 

[ailevation]

:naughty: **** yes! I hope she felt good about that.

 

[Mr-Fusion]

Video footage for all you single guys like me who'll get totally excited and start giggling over such a thing
http://d11.yousendit.com/d/2FA8E8BC...fer Hawkins - Skirt Falls Down on catwalk.avi

 

[Xenome]

Miss universe is such bullshit..

All comes down to taste, and there alot more females like her..she's not the most beautifull, nobody is..

 

[bud7miker]

Link is linked to no video!!! Where the hell is my vid???? :angry:

 

[CptStern]

there's no video because since the Janet Jackson incident America has adopted the "No nipple No ass" policy

cheeky buggers :E

 

[jimbones]

Remember kids: Always wear clean underwear!

Or wear at least some underwear at all..

 

[Alec_85]

Remember kids: Always wear clean underwear!

Or wear at least some underwear at all..

Depends on who we are talking about

 

[Farrowlesparrow]

Heh, I'l keep that underwear comment in mind, just in case I happen to be in Miss Universe one year

Don't they have a swim suit category? Why was she covering herself?

 

[Epyon]

http://media.ebaumsworld.com/MissYourDressIverse.mpg enjoy

 

[Bio]

Lol.. wonder what she felt when she did that.

 

[Farrowlesparrow]

Lol.. wonder what she felt when she did that.

Wouldn't you like to know :naughty:


Edit: She seemed to be laughing on that video.

 

[<RJMC>]

thats contest hav happened?

cuz here in my country will begin the contest to choose Miss Venezuela

my country is famous for hav nice candidates :cheers: :naughty: :cheers:

 

[bud7miker]

Oi! show some respect for the dozey cow.

 

[Maxi]

I bet she felt horny... or not....

I wonder why shes so ashamed? if she wares a string bikini that's no different.


EDIT: That vid is about 2 sec too short.

 

[The Monkey]

Watch this guy...

 

[LittleB]

Hehe I just realized in the thread title you called it 'urgent news'..