Uwe Boll:1, Spineless game journalist: 0

[Dan]

I thought it was on the 23rd. I was planning to go see it and I've already missed the first match.

 

[CptStern]

the 23rd in vancouver ..this was the first match that was held in spain

 

[tehsolace]

lmao talk about scared. the whole point of boxing is to fight the survival instinct that tells you to avoid getting hit and run... hes failing completely.

 

[Naudian]

That video was shit. Kept repeating the same stupid scene like 10 times, how about we see the fight from start to finish please? :frown:

heh...what a pansy.

 

[smwScott]

Jesus that guy was a pussy. What site is he from?

If I had to bet I'd say Boll picked the fattest/scrawniest/most unathletic people he could possibly find. Hopefully Lowtax can pick up the slack ... but I have no idea what he looks like.

 

[nutcrackr]

didn't uwe say he was going to put it in his movie? :|

 

[gick]

Jesus that guy was a pussy. What site is he from?

If I had to bet I'd say Boll picked the fattest/scrawniest/most unathletic people he could possibly find. Hopefully Lowtax can pick up the slack ... but I have no idea what he looks like.

I think Lowatax is a bit on the weedy side too. He certainly isnt as chunky as Boll, anyway.

 

[DEATH eVADER]

Who on bloody Earth could create a Postal Movie?

 

[15357]

Is that really Uwe Boll, the director?

 

[VictimOfScience]

Worst. Match. Ever.

 

[CptStern]

Is that really Uwe Boll, the director?

yes that's why this thread bears his name in the title

 

[Razor]

I think Uwe Boll has been training for this for much longer than any game journalist has but it's nice to see that Uwe Boll is a man of his word, lol, even if he is hand picking the weakest, most pathetic game journalists in the world to fight.

 

[CptStern]

I've listened to commentary from a real boxer who says you can tell boll has been training but that he's obviously an amateur ..he's also pretty physically fit

the other guy ..heh he doesnt look like he's ever stepped into the ring ..what the hell was he thinking?

btw one of the critics Boll picked is a 17 year old ..he's not exactly picking the toughest competitors

That video was shit. Kept repeating the same stupid scene like 10 times, how about we see the fight from start to finish please? :frown:

.

I'm never surprised by people's laziness, would it have killed you to use google?

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-U-LjijHxyw

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dxpgSNH0Y-A&mode=related&search=

 

[Warbie]

Go Boll \o/

I'm not a fan of most movie critics.

 

[CptStern]

heh they're not exactly critics in the traditional sense ..one of the critics is Richard Loxtax from somethingawful.com, another is a radio commentator from toronto station am640 and Ruemorgue magazine, Carlos Palencia Jimenez-Arguello (the poor schleb in the video) is a webmaster for Cinecutre, Ain't It Cool News writer Jeff Sneider, ...not sure who the other guy is


http://www.gamespot.com/news/6156346.html


he also challenged Roger Avary and Quentin Tarantino who declined

 

[15357]

yes that's why this thread bears his name in the title

Doesn't he have things to do, like make more shitty movies?

 

[CptStern]

omg could you re-read the first post?

boxing match between Uwe Boll and game journalist on the set of Postal

 

[15357]

OOHHHh

 

[Dalamari]

omg Quentin Tarantino fighting Uwe Boll, that would've been legendary

 

[AiM]

Go Boll \o/

I'm not a fan of most movie critics.

Ack, I never imagined anyone could say something that blasphemous / insane / disturbing / etc. :|

omg Quentin Tarantino fighting Uwe Boll, that would've been legendary

Meh, QT would likely lose since he's a pretty scrawny guy. Now if he could fight on par with his directorial skills...

 

[Beerdude26]

omg Quentin Tarantino fighting Uwe Boll, that would've been legendary

Quentin Tarantino would continuously taunt him with golden pointers on how to make better movies while beating the crap out of him.

 

[Sainku]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GjM2w5FOPQw&mode=related&search=

Here is the full fight.

Even though I am about 3/4 his size I would love to get in the ring with him. I should start up an anti-boll blog.


EDIT: stern seems to have posted the full fight a while back..nevermind

 

[Greatgat]

Well, it's good you're posting for the people in the cheap seats.

 

[Absinthe]

Lowtax will save the day.

 

[CptStern]

omg lowtax is going to be kissing the canvas by round one ..he's all blubber

 

[Absinthe]

Heh. I don't think he ever intended to put up a fight if his article on Something Awful was anything to go by.

"So I decided to give it a shot. I sent Mr. Boll an email, asking him if his offer still stood. Would he still fly me up to participate in one of his unintentionally horrific non-horror films, this time with the lure of physically kicking the snot out of me on film? Well folks, I'm proud to say the answer was "yes." Mr. Dr. Sr. Boll replied and "added me to the list," the list of folks he plans on beating up because we talked bad about him on the Internet. In exchange for this incredible privilege, I promised Dr. Mrs. Boll PhD that I would actually sit down and review his films "Alone in the Dark" and "House of the Dead" so people would know I'm completely serious about hating this man and letting him punch me in the face until he decides to stop."

 

[Nih]

I think lowtax said he was going to go down in 1 punch to make Uwe look like an idiot.

 

[Absinthe]

Hell, I'd do it. Boll's paying for everything. Free trip to Vancouver!

 

[MiccyNarc]

I'd love to take him on, I could beat the crap out of him...but I'm not an outspoken critic

 

[Slacker]

I always pictured Lowtax as being a blubbery no-life who wears tank-tops covered in dorito stains.

Still, go Lowtax

 

[bam23]

Where are the short recoil jokes?

 

[DeusExMachina]

Because it's too cliche.

And everyone's annoyed with them.