Uwe Boll + Bloodrayne 2 + Wild West = lol!

[CptStern]

Despite the disappointing box-office and completely terrible reviews, Uwe Boll's vampire flick "Bloodrayne" is getting a sequel reports Empire Online.

"DOA: Dead Or Alive" star Natassia Malthe will don the suit for the second go around which Boll himself will again direct. She replaces Loken as the leather-clad half vampire who goes around killing the undead.

Instead of the European Dark Ages, this time the story revolves around a vampire invasion in the old West, with a script written by Christopher Donaldson and Neil Every.

Boll may be short on talent but he certainly has a big set of balls ...he's like some undying Michael myers/zombie guy ..no matter how hard you hit him he keeps coming back for more


BOO-URNS!! YOU SUCK BOLL ...well at least he doesnt make video games

http://www.darkhorizons.com/news06/061107b.php

 

[Krynn72]

If I saw Osama bin Laden next to Uwe Boll and had one bullet in my pistol, I would kill Boll.

 

[DeusExMachina]

Kill Boll.

I love how he says he's a big fan of Leone and Ford, as if his film would ever even be shit compared to their films.

Because you know. It'd be below shit.

 

[Hazar]

lololol

 

[VictimOfScience]

Hack, hack, hack...he's like a lumberjack this guy!!

And a suckee(sp?) one at that!!

 

[Absinthe]

Boll's lucky that his escapades of rape and mutilation are relegated to IP's nobody really cares about, otherwise he'd face some serious threats on his life from the gamers at large.

 

[Aenama]

oh no

 

[Asknoone]

Haha, amusing.

 

[Raziaar]

He should just get it overwith and start making porn films. At least his work then would be average in comparison to the other works in that field.

 

[Lucid]

Atleast he's not tarnishing a good game.

 

[VictimOfScience]

He should just get it overwith and start making porn films. At least his work then would be average in comparison to the other works in that field.

Haha! You must watch some really bad pr0n!!!

 

[CyberPitz]

Haha! You must watch some really bad pr0n!!!

Is there a such thing as BAD pr0n? I know there is sub-par, not good enough to get you off, pr0n..but BAD?

 

[Krynn72]

pterodactyl porn is bad porn. Yes, Ive seen it.

 

[Zephos]

pterodactyl porn is bad porn. Yes, Ive seen it.

4chan?

 

[Bad^Hat]

Jack Thompson needs to go after the video game --> movie industry, and target Boll in particular since he's... well... prominent (?) in the industry. Then maybe they'll just kinda cancel eachother out...

 

[Neutrino]

I hate to admit I actually saw the bloodrayne movie. Star Ship Troopers 2 deserved an oscar nomination compared to that movie.

 

[Lucid]

I hate to admit I actually saw the bloodrayne movie. Star Ship Troopers 2 deserved an oscar nomination compared to that movie.

ST2 was almost a decent actioner, Bloodrayne was just garbage... and Kristanna Loken has fugly breasts.

 

[Operational]

I never saw it but if the movie is that bad and did that poorly in the box office how does it get a sequel when a quality movie like Serenity misses out?

 

[brink's]

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Far_Cry_(film)

Looks like he's doing a farcry movie as well.

 

[ríomhaire]

Oh...dear...god

 

[smwScott]

pterodactyl porn is bad porn. Yes, Ive seen it.

I've seen that too, mildly disturbing.

Unfortunately I also saw "Where the Wild Things Are" porn which completely destroyed my childhood with one sweeping semen filled blow.

Back to Bloodrayne ... wasn't the game about vampires killing Nazis? I mean I'm sure the game is shit but that's kinda awesome. Why not just make the movie about that ...

Oh yeah, he's ze German. Nevermind.