Uwe Boll making a film version of Postal.

I have this strange feeling it will be 18+...
 
[SARCASM]thank god, the greatest game ever is getting made into a movie... [/SARCASM]
 
[SARCASM]... and, better still, by the best director in the history of motion pictures.[/sarcasm]
 
who else thinks uwe and jack thompson have teamed up to destroy all digital entertainment
 
Perhaps this appauling IP combined with Boll's appauling directing skills will make this into a fantastic movie? Hey, it works out.
 
"So then the movie must be powerful, strange, and so full of the game's political incorrect outrageousness that if we do it correct, we will all probably end up in jail."
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What an excellent idea!
 
john3571000 said:
who else thinks uwe and jack thompson have teamed up to destroy all digital entertainment
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i actually made that comment back when Jack was beating on GTA and the Bloodrayne movie was being made
 
Axyon said:
Perhaps this appauling IP combined with Boll's appauling directing skills will make this into a fantastic movie? Hey, it works out.
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Two wrongs don't make a right. :upstare:
 
Yes, there are movies so horrible they are worth watching just to see how horrible they are... and laugh.

Plan 9 from Outer Space and 'Manos' the Hands of Fate (preferably the MST3K version) are good examples of this.
 
h00dlum said:
When will someone stop this madman?
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I'm waiting for my .50 cal sniper *fiddles thumbs* :p

On-topic : Just replayed it last week :p
Postal 2 = Pwnzage, I hope he includes the mission where you have to sign a petition :D
Mr. Dude : "Look, if you don't sign the petition I'll follow you home and kill your dog."
Person : "GAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!"

I'd watch the entire movie just for that part if he includes it :D
 
Besides, this movie was already made. It's called 'Falling Down'.
 
If Uwe is actually reading this, I'd like to pitch my Pac Man movie idea to him.

Pac Man will be played by Horatio Sans, and will be an overweight detective ordered to investigate ghost sightings on a deserted island. The ghosts will be CG created monsters with huge scary teeth and big slimy claws. Pac Man must defeat the ghosts by eating balls of plutonium scattered all over the island to power his supernatural ghost guns, which are huge automatic machine guns. Tara Reid will be the romantic interest, and there will be a gratuitous love scene. The entire soundtrack will consist of "yakayakayakayakayakayakayakayakayakayakayakayakayakayakayakayakayakayakayakayakayakayakayakayakayakayakayakayakayaka."
 
hey look! Another Videogame they want to wreck! Just like Resident Evil and Doom!!
 
If Uwe Boll was a capable and good director, Postal would make a pretty good satire on American society. But alas...he is not.
 
I kinda liked the game, but a movie based on it is a terrible idea, seeings that the game was pretty pointless.
But still fun for awhile.
 
If Uwe Boll was a capable and good director, Postal would make a pretty good satire on American society. But alas...he is not.
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Emphasis.
 
WhiteZero said:
I kinda liked the game, but a movie based on it is a terrible idea, seeings that the game was pretty pointless.
But still fun for awhile.
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"The box-office hit of 2006 where pissing on people is a daily job!"

I'd hit it.
 
why are the dumbest Games made in2 Movies?

If was someboy made Morrowind or Gothic in2 a Movie that would be cool
 
Spicy Tuna said:
why are the dumbest Games made in2 Movies?

If was someboy made Morrowind or Gothic in2 a Movie that would be cool
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Morrowind wouldn't work..and gothic is very similar to some other movies already. What I would really like to see is a Metal Gear solid movie.
 
Mattigus said:
If Uwe is actually reading this, I'd like to pitch my Pac Man movie idea to him.

Pac Man will be played by Horatio Sans, and will be an overweight detective ordered to investigate ghost sightings on a deserted island. The ghosts will be CG created monsters with huge scary teeth and big slimy claws. Pac Man must defeat the ghosts by eating balls of plutonium scattered all over the island to power his supernatural ghost guns, which are huge automatic machine guns. Tara Reid will be the romantic interest, and there will be a gratuitous love scene. The entire soundtrack will consist of "yakayakayakayakayakayakayakayakayakayakayakayakayakayakayakayakayakayakayakayakayakayakayakayakayakayakayakayakayaka."
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HEY LOOK!! You've just summed up the Halo movie too! He's directing that one as well. good one! :LOL:
 
dream431ca said:
Morrowind wouldn't work..and gothic is very similar to some other movies already. What I would really like to see is a Metal Gear solid movie.
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true,but you know what I mean right?



Games with storys not mindless Games like Dungeon Siege or even worse Postal.


a MGS Movie would be cool no doubt:D
 
dream431ca said:
I thought he was....Stern posted he was a while ago.
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Nah, some douche at IMDb added his name to the directing credits. IMDb is like wikipedia where people can add stuff to the articles or in this case movies/videogames.
 
Morrowind would so not work because the whole point of it is the massive emergent freeformish world and the plot is ever so slightly generic.
 
Someone should buy the rights to Indigo Prophecy and let David Lynch direct it. That would kick ****ing ass.
 
Axyon said:
Perhaps this appauling IP combined with Boll's appauling directing skills will make this into a fantastic movie? Hey, it works out.
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A negative plus a negative equals a plus!
 
DeusExMachinia said:
Someone should buy the rights to Indigo Prophecy and let David Lynch direct it. That would kick ****ing ass.
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Stop. Just. Stop. I fa good director like Peter or..... gah dammit who's that other guy? Oh well if he could direct it at least THEN the movie would be kick- in teh- mutha- ****ing- sack awesome! That game was one of the best I have played in a while!:afro: :naughty:

Yup..........
 
Axyon said:
Besides, this movie was already made. It's called 'Falling Down'.
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Hell yeah!!!

D-FENSE!!!

I love that movie. I gotta get it on DVD.
 
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