Uwe Boll reading script for Metal Gear Solid

[CptStern]

I told you so, Stern doesnt lie:


"1UP confirmed with the director today that he's been reading a Metal Gear Solid script commissioned by Konami to an unnamed writer. Boll wasn't able to provide any details, so it's unconfirmed whether Konami's aiming for a straight adaptation of the game series or an original adventure, but he did confirm the film's only in the script stage."


http://www.1up.com/do/newsStory?cId=3146949

/me runs

 

[Dalamari]

They prolly send those scripts out to everyone, no big deal

 

[kaf11]

/tries to escape as well

 

[CptStern]

They prolly send those scripts out to everyone, no big deal

I doubt it ..you wouldnt send it to directors you werent interested in hiring

 

[kaf11]

Stern is right dalamari. The fact that they're even considering him is telling me that the movie will be bad.

 

[dream431ca]

Oh God No!! Oh well...at least Silent hill looks good.

EDIT: Oh god, that is horrid! Why the hell can't Konami watch his previous movies first?? This makes me Frustrated at them. MGS is far beyond Boll's capability. If he's reading the script, he's probably gonna change it to.

 

[DeusExMachina]

Either Kojima wants to see how bad it will be or....this isn't happening. Or Boll's just lying :|. I'm going to start a petition if it even goes beyond "script stage." This man is not going to ruin one of my favorite ****ing videogame series'.

 

[Dr. Freeman]

wow.
one would think these game developers would do a background check on directors before even approaching them...but apparently the shit this guy makes is okay for Konami :|

 

[OCybrManO]

Sign the "Stop Dr. Uwe Boll" petition... before it's too late!

 

[Greatgat]

*vomits*

Oh God, I just saw Bloodrayne!

*vomits*

 

[JNightshade]

Well, if this is the case, I have lost my respect for Kojima, Konami, and in fact all of Japan.

You hear me, Japan!? F*ck you! F*ck ramen, f*ck pretty japanese chicks (literally :naughty, f*ck sushi, f*ck anime, f*ck manga, f*ck robots, and F*CK KONAMI.

 

[Beerdude26]

And f*ck Hentai.
Seriously, I'd hit it.

 

[DeusExMachina]

I signed ^_^.

 

[OvA]

f*ck robots

if only......

 

[DEATH eVADER]

I told you so, Stern doesnt lie:


"1UP confirmed with the director today that he's been reading a Metal Gear Solid script commissioned by Konami to an unnamed writer. Boll wasn't able to provide any details, so it's unconfirmed whether Konami's aiming for a straight adaptation of the game series or an original adventure, but he did confirm the film's only in the script stage."


http://www.1up.com/do/newsStory?cId=3146949

/me runs

Calling all MGS fanboys, I am taking donations and pledges for the German Special Forces to rough this guy up a bit, and to burn all contracts and documents associated with MGS

 

[Absinthe]

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

Oh, wow. Phew...

Wait... I think I got a handle on it.

I'm good.

Phew.

No really, I'm good.

Glad that's passed.

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HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

 

[Shodan]

Calling all MGS fanboys, I am taking donations and pledges for the German Special Forces to rough this guy up a bit, and to burn all contracts and documents associated with MGS

*sends thugs to Uwe Bolls house.

 

[Absinthe]

People, this is awesome news. Why the negativity.

 

[Murray_H]

Hee can reed?

 

[DEATH eVADER]

People, this is awesome news. Why the negativity.

I'm not a MGS fanboy, but come on it deserves better

 

[Absinthe]

I don't care for MGS either, but yes it does deserve better.

Still, think about it. This is like what gamers would consider shitting on the Mona Lisa. Sure, it's horrible. But at the same time the act itself is an attention-grabbing spectacle of massive proportions just because it's so damn wrong. You can't help but laugh your ass off.
The reactions from the fans alone is worth it.

 

[TheAmazingRando]

Still, think about it. This is like what gamers would consider shitting on the Mona Lisa.

And the winner of best analogy of the year goes to.....

ABSINTHE!

 

[Absinthe]

And the winner of best analogy of the year goes to.....

ABSINTHE!

Awesomeshens!

Only 353 days left to be beaten!

 

[Murray_H]

Awesomeshens!

Only 353 days left to be beaten!

GIVE ME THAT AWARD, IT'S MINE!

It's like chocolate..........on a.....pencil

;(

 

[Shodan]

GIVE ME THAT AWARD, IT'S MINE!

It's like chocolate..........on a.....pencil

;(

Great, now every ****ing pencil will be chewed.

 

[JNightshade]

for the record, ladies, I keep my pencil between my legs...
ohhh yeah.

 

[Greatgat]

for the record, ladies, I keep my pencil between my legs...
ohhh yeah.

Good God, go to sleep man! That wisdom tooth thing is getting wierd.