Uwe Boll's Blubberella, the world first Fat Female superhero

[CptStern]

http://io9.com/5685153/uwe-boll-releases-his-trailer-for-the-first-fat-female-superhero-blubberella

oh god what a train wreck

 

[Warped]

2/1000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000 stars

 

[Ravioli]

What i dont understand is WHERE THE **** DOES HE GET THE FUNDING FROM???? He cant seriously make profits from his movies, so who the hell is giving him the financial backup on his movies? jesus ****ing christ what a waste of money, who in their right mind invests in this guy?

 

[ríomhaire]

What i dont understand is WHERE THE **** DOES HE GET THE FUNDING FROM???? He cant seriously make profits from his movies, so who the hell is giving him the financial backup on his movies? jesus ****ing christ what a waste of money, who in their right mind invests in this guy?

Apparently there are loopholes in German film law where if your film flops you will be subsidised (or something like that). It's to help people who want to take risks or something but you can also abuse it to churn out shitty film after shitty film.

 

[Remus]

Apparently there are loopholes in German film law where if your film flops you will be subsidised (or something like that). It's to help people who want to take risks or something but you can also abuse it to churn out shitty film after shitty film.

In other words, Uwe Boll is probably the worlds bigest professional troll.

 

[CptStern]

except he's actually trying to make good movies and is really ticked off by how much people criticise his work

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Uwe_Boll#Response_to_criticism

 

[VirusType2]

"She Kicks Nazis to Hell"

 

[Maestro]

Electronic Gaming Monthly's November 2006 edition's "The Rest of the Crap" section, written by critic Seanbaby, described Seanbaby's own involvement. Apparently Uwe was going to appear on G4's Attack of the Show! to promote this fight by sparring with one of the hosts. Seanbaby claims that, "Again, he's a matchmaking genius, because everyone on TV is 3 feet tall. If you were watching Attack of the Show during the time I cohosted, you might have noticed that I could have leaned over and eaten host Kevin Pereira." A producer of the show then asked if Seanbaby would come and spar in the host's place for the event. Seanbaby says that he trains in Muay Thai and jujutsu, stating that, "boxing is to real fighting what Hungry Hungry Hippos is to real eating." When Uwe heard of this, he wanted to know Seanbaby's age, height, weight and fighting experience since he "learned he wasn't fighting a midget." Seanbaby claims he sent said information to Boll, after which Boll chose not to appear on the program.[39]

I have never, ever laughed so hard at Wikipedia.

 

[Bad^Hat]

You've got to be ****ing kidding me. To Boll's credit, he still manages to surprise me with his stupid, stupid ideas.

Also, I don't think I've ever seen a worse trailer.

 

[flamingdts]

Uwe Boll is so bad that he is a genius in his own way.

You have to admit it's pretty impressive for a guy to continuous suck even with passion and effort in his work.

I mean with practice comes perfection, but for a guy to never reach decency even with so much practice and effort? That is something new.

Unless of course Uwe Boll is mentally challenged, which would explain his non-existent improvement.

 

[Remus]

I have never, ever laughed so hard at Wikipedia.

So he only agrees to fight pushovers... SHOCKING!

 

[The Monkey]

Did you know he has a PhD in literature? What god damn university did he attend to?

 

[DEATH eVADER]

Uwe Boll is persistent in blackmail, thats where he gets his money from.