Vampire catfish invade genitals

So it rushes up your urine and mordors into your dick? D:
 
Those parasitic fish look nasty.

But the giant banana catfish.... adorable! Poor thing was making croaking noises when they pulled him out. Awwwwww.
 
"Oh", "god", and "shit" was the first three words that popped into my head.
 
For the sake of my sleep, I won't be looking at this.
 
Is this different from that one species already known to swim up into the urethra?
 
Those things are ****ing HUGE! Holy shit damn that hurts to think.
 
This makes me not want to pee into any body of water again. D:
 
None of you have seen The Rundown? They mentioned it, not that freakin new anymore.
 
There was an ad that played before the video... the announcer said something like "tell her" but it sounded more like "kill her." D:
 
I shall wear a penis cap! No parasites are going to be nibbling at my genitals!
 
Just to clarify, it's not the Catfish that climbs in your urethra, it's the parasites that they found all over it.

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Though I must say the thought of an entire Catfish climbing up your piss stream and attempting to enter your peepeehole is hilarious.
 
Should I be glad that the video doesn't load for me?
 
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