Que-Ever
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anybody watch sesame street? You know the vegetables with mouths, that would talk and stuff? Well, when I was a kid, I saw this one thing with those vegetables... the screen was entirely black, then they would come on one by one and sing some song. They would float around, singing, and then they would get closer, and closer... it's one of the scariest things I have seen in my entire life. except for, perhaps, the crabs...
I was at a beach with my friend, and we were walking around in the water. I stepped on something hard, and thoguht it was my friend's shoe. I asked him, and he said he had taken them off. I bent down and picked it up, and it was a HUGE ****ING CRAB as big as my head! I threw it as ahrd as I could and ran away screaming like a little chimpanzee.
Later, I saw another crab lying on the sand. I gave it the finger and told it how I hated crabs because of it's little friend. Suddenly, a wave came in and pushed the crab after for about ten feeet. Again, I ran.
Later still, someone had caught a crab and put it in a bucket. I peered inm, and it peered back. I walked aroudn the bucket, and it moved with me, turning. damn crabs.
I was at a beach with my friend, and we were walking around in the water. I stepped on something hard, and thoguht it was my friend's shoe. I asked him, and he said he had taken them off. I bent down and picked it up, and it was a HUGE ****ING CRAB as big as my head! I threw it as ahrd as I could and ran away screaming like a little chimpanzee.
Later, I saw another crab lying on the sand. I gave it the finger and told it how I hated crabs because of it's little friend. Suddenly, a wave came in and pushed the crab after for about ten feeet. Again, I ran.
Later still, someone had caught a crab and put it in a bucket. I peered inm, and it peered back. I walked aroudn the bucket, and it moved with me, turning. damn crabs.
