Video Game Weapons the world isnt ready for

CptStern

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Weapon: Portals
Game: Portal
Why the World isn't ready:

Where'd it go?This is a ?weapon? that seems harmless enough when learning to use it for the first time. One might think it may bring many valuable benefits along with it and for the most part it would be true. Rather than focusing on how easy travel would be, or how instantaneous matter transference would revolutionize everything we know about the limits of the world, I would rather focus on the jokers on the planet that wouldn?t be able to resist a pair of well placed portals. The variety of pranks you could play in the bathroom alone would occupy most people?s days.

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lol

http://www.rawcritics.com/features/game-features/video-game-weapons-world-isnt-ready-for-part-two
 
haha, you can pee into the blue portal. True ingenuity.
 
The Entrencher could really **** some shit up, but it would be nice to have something to terraform those rough spots in your garden. Too bad Fracture was crap.
 
I dunno, the Cat Silencer from Postal 2 seems to take my vote...
postal2_catsilencer.jpg
 
i cried when i saw the cat silencer the first time , since i really love cats.Yes, gaywad , i know. T_T
 
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