Vietnam bans SMALL BOOBS!!!

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holy ****, vietnam is the bestest country in the world!!!

Vietnam to ban small-chested drivers

In Vietnam, the skinny and the petite can look forward to getting more exercise after proposed new regulations set a minimum chest size for licensed drivers

Anyone with a chest under 28 inches will be banned from driving a motorbike - which make up 90 per cent of the traffic on the country's chaotic roads.

Anyone who is too short, too thin or too sickly will also have to seek alternative transport.

oh wait:

The average Vietnamese woman is 5 feet, 1 inch (155 centimeters) tall and weighs 103 pounds (47 kilograms).

that's not a fertile boobie growing enviroment ..small boobs is more than likely the norm in vietnam (I'll refrain from making comments on stereotypically boobless asians) so all this means that there'll be less women drivers (which in itself could be a good thing) ......unlesss...

"From now on, padded bras will be best-sellers," said Bo Cu Hung, a popular Ho Chi Minh City blogger.

ah ffs I hate false advertising

http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/new...253/Vietnam-to-ban-small-chested-drivers.html
 
^ it's true he does allow folks to ride his mustache.
 
This is what happens when you accept communism.

Your women's tits get small.
 
I guess this will make mans to be more focused on women driving motorbikes
 
Lets be honest, this has been a long time coming.


I think?
 
Wow, this is pretty ridiculous.

Ahem... in order to reduce congestion of our fair streets, we are now enacting a ban on all motorists who do not have blonde hair.
 
Does that mean there is a job opening for checking if the women's boob's are real? Where do I sign up.
 
Good thing i'm the world's largest vietnamese man.

you're 5'5" and weigh 122lbs?

The average Vietnamese man is 5 feet, 4 inches (164 centimeters) tall and weighs 121 pounds (55 kilograms).


man that's small ..I could use the top of that person's head as a place to put my beer
 
Well they kept this plan pretty close to the chest. At least I didn't hear about it, and I usually keep abreast of these issues.
 
(I'll refrain from making comments on stereotypically boobless asians)

Some stereotypes are generally true though which explains how they came about in the first place. :P
 
Um... why?

Also, average of 5 feet tall? Holy shit. Shouldn't they be more concerned about whether or not they can reach the pedals? D:
 
Anyone reminded of the Khmer Rouge blowing the faces off civvies with glasses?


I sure do.
 



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