Vote on the caption for "A New Type of Headcrab"

Vote on the caption for "A New Type of Headcrab"

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Icarus

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Pick your favorite caption(s) for this pic, made by Jackal Hit.

http://www.halflife2.net/news//1097403218.jpg

This poll is multiple choice

Caption #1
"Gordon is put in a tricky situation when a young, inexperienced headcrab goes for the wrong head." - SLH

Caption #2
'Headcrabs gone wild' - Comrade Badger

Caption #3
"Hi there little guy" Gordon says. The headcrab then jumps onto his crotch."Mhhh, Oh god!" Gordon screams "It's defending itself somehow!" - Kyo

Caption #4
"Gordon tried to avoid the headcrab by stepping backwards, but he didnt take a big enough step. Man imagine the embarresment there" - Danimal

Caption #5
"I said attack the tentacles... T E N T A C L E S dammit!!" -denlife7

Caption #6
"Valve Employee: "No, he doesn't swallow, but it can easily be modded in.." - denlife7

Caption #7
"Doug Lombardi: It was acctually me that came up with the idea with the crotchcrab after my vacation in thailand" - figge

Caption #8
"blows away the competition" - guise

Caption #9
"Gordon instantly regretted killing Nihilanth; there was nothing in the world worse than a confused headcrab" - Edcrab

Caption #10
"After finding out which organ really has the most control over a man, the headcrabs ditched the brain and finally found their new home." - pyroCow
 
Definitely caption 1, that was the first thought that came to my head when i saw the pic

EDIT: didn't realise there was multiple choice, i'd have picked 3 then aswell as #1
 
If I had to pick only one, it would be Caption #1
 
Number five had me cracking up. Loved it.

I voted for 1, 5, and 8. :thumbs:
 
also, keep in mind, you can click on the right side of the pole where it says the #'s of people that have voted, and view who voted for what.
 
dam iv only just seen that it was multiple choice , and i only voted for #1 i also like #5 :(
 
i wish i knew about the multiple choice i chose 1, but i woulda chosen 1,3 and 8 and 10

-merc
 
Rocketman9mm said:
hey at least yours got on the final list out of all of those.
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Yes I know but the ones that Icarus chose were not the ones I hoped for but meh, the prize probably wont be that big anyway... If there is one.
 
Number 2 sounds like a Halflife2 orientated porn movie, so i voted for that.
 
ship said:
Number five had me cracking up. Loved it.

I voted for 1, 5, and 8. :thumbs:
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Whoops, my bad. What I thought was number 5 was really number 6.

So props goes out to denlife7 for making me laugh so hard. :cheers:
 
The thing is, would you really grab your neck when a headcrab is munching at Mr Jingles?
 
a lot of the ones that ended up on the final list were ones that icarus and i both loved. so, if you made it... props!! :)
 
We both brought a list of 10, there were only 4 we didn't both pick
 
number 8 is the only funny one, the rest seem to be worded oddly
 
i thought 6,7 and 8 were funniest .... they were also the dirtiest .... hmm i wonder what that says about me....
 
Razor said:
The thing is, would you really grab your neck when a headcrab is munching at Mr Jingles?
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I cant remember the name of what someone does in that sort of situation so I will try and describe it

You pull your shirt by the collor a few times (this has been done on the Simpsons many times) and you would make a wierd noise...

[Edit]But when I think about it, the more dirtier the caption is the more popular ;(
 
Out of all of them, guise's no. 8 just stays with me :LOL:

*closes eyes and picks two more* -I couldn't just go out on a limb and actually make a decision, they're too good to cast aside like... like things that you cast aside.

What? I voted for me? Nah. You're just- public poll? Ack. It's like that "should we kidnap Gabe" thread all over again...
 
ship said:
Whoops, my bad. What I thought was number 5 was really number 6.

So props goes out to denlife7 for making me laugh so hard. :cheers:
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thanks mate :)

I reckon they are all good. I loved reading through that thread... one of the best ever..
 
Well it was a toss up between 6 and 7, had I realised multiple choice was allowed, they both would have got a vote-
As it is I want a swallowing crotchcrab :)

6
 
There was... If you mean 'hey why not name them Crotch crabs!?'

If you did mean that then yes the term crotch crab has been used many times

I now must sleep... see everyone tommorow

Please vote for me, if you do PM me and I will give you a bunch of prizes!
 
Caption #10
Caption #6
Caption #1
Caption #9
 
#1 definatly ;)

I voted for all of them so i could see the results without affecting the results.

I agree with the votes, but i don't think my best one was picked (not making excuses or anything :D)
 
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