We all come from the same tree

[CptStern]

http://epsilonprogram.com/

the 12 tenets of Kifflom

1. The world is 157 years old - FACT!

2. Dinosaurs are a lie that people believe because they are weak - FACT!

3. You are happy, you just don’t know it - FACT!

4. We all come from the same tree - FACT!

5. Everyone is related to everyone else, except for people with red hair - FACT!

6. Sperm does not exist - it is a lie spread by biology teachers - along with everything else you have ever been told - FACT!

7. Men are supposed to lie with nine new partners a week. Women are supposed to lie with six, except for in July, when they must lie with five men a day - FACT!

8. Aliens exist and are present on earth. If you have a birth mark, you may be descended from Kraff, the famous Emperor of the 4th Paradigm - FACT!

9. Trees talk, but only some people hear them - FACT!

10. People who believe in something live much longer than atheists, and they have eternal life thrown in for good measure - FACT!

11. If you believe this and turn you hands and wallet over to EPSILONISM, you’ll live a happy life. Otherwise you are doomed - FACT!

12. KIFFLOM - HAPPINESS IS YOURS! KIFFLOM!

 

[Stigmata]

8. Aliens exist and are present on earth. If you have a birth mark, you may be descended from Kraff, the famous Emperor of the 4th Paradigm - FACT!

Score! Bow down to your royal alien heir of this forum and I may bestow upon you the modest graces of a modified postcount and a six-line signature.

 

[CptStern]

lets try this again

The world is 157 years old - FACT!

2. Dinosaurs are a lie that people believe because they are weak - FACT!

3. You are happy, you just don’t know it - FACT!

4. We all come from the same tree - FACT!

5. Everyone is related to everyone else, except for people with red hair - FACT!

6. Sperm does not exist - it is a lie spread by biology teachers - along with everything else you have ever been told - FACT!

7. Men are supposed to lie with nine new partners a week. Women are supposed to lie with six, except for in July, when they must lie with five men a day - FACT!

8. Aliens exist and are present on earth. If you have a birth mark, you may be descended from Kraff, the famous Emperor of the 4th Paradigm - FACT!

9. Trees talk, but only some people hear them - FACT!

10. People who believe in something live much longer than atheists, and they have eternal life thrown in for good measure - FACT!

11. If you believe this and turn you hands and wallet over to EPSILONISM, you’ll live a happy life. Otherwise you are doomed - FACT!

12. KIFFLOM - HAPPINESS IS YOURS! KIFFLOM!

http://epsilonprogram.com/

apparently it's a rockstar games website for some cult hinted at in the GTA games?

 

[morgs]

It's a cult in San Andreas.

 

[Remus]

Sounds a lot like scientology. Oh wait, that's the joke. Dur hur hur.

 

[MuToiD_MaN]

3. You are happy, you just don’t know it - FACT!

So many people not knowing they can clap their hands

 

[Danny_ZQ]

So does this mean I'm related to just about everyone on this website!? Who has red hair? I need to know!

 

[Stylo]

What in the name of Gary Christ...?

 

[Tollbooth Willie]

So does this mean I'm related to just about everyone on this website!? Who has red hair? I need to know!

I have a red beard, but that's it.