We Dare - Have a spicy evening!

[Shakermaker]

Ubisoft has made a game for swingers. Seriously.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Bxd96qRa6wY

This can't end well.

 

[MorganFreeman911]

Oh dear...

 

[sixteenth]

+12 WTF

First time I've seen a YouTube comment suffice for all of my feelings.

Edit:

HELL YEA IMA BRING THIS GAME TO MY 7 YEAR OLD COUSIN'S BIRTHDAY

 

[morgs]

 

[Bad^Hat]

Good thing they didn't show any gay stuff.

Just girl on girl.

 

[Stylo]

12+ WTF

...and Fox said that Bulletstorm encouraged rape...

 

[ríomhaire]

I don't understand what's supposed to be sexy about spanking :\

 

[MJ12]

That part where they kissed the Wii-mote was really, really sexy. I hope to see that in a porn one day.

 

[MuToiD_MaN]

"This video contains content from Ubisoft, who has blocked it in your country on copyright grounds.

This is AMERICA DAMMIT. This gives us a right to see everything on the internet.

 

[Raziaar]

This is AMERICA DAMMIT. This gives us a right to see everything on the internet.

No kidding.

**** all that ****ing region blocking shit. Stupid ass copyright bullshit.

 

[Kadayi]

Desperate times for the Wii I guess. Next up watersports no doubt

I'll leave others to engage in the punnery :naughty:

 

[MJ12]

For Americans who cannot google-

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tDGkmR0MhoY

 

[Ennui]

This isn't real, is it? It can't be... that laughter is way too creepy and awkward, especially juxtaposed with that music, to come across as anything remotely resembling sexy. If it is, just WTF.

 

[kineaesth]

You're all just mad because your evenings are never that fun

 

[Stigmata]

I'm not sure how comfortable I am associating spice with sex. Cumin could get a little weird.

 

[Raziaar]

For Americans who cannot google-

I'm glad it's worth your time to do so. Thank you ZT!


Anyway... how retarded. We're two hot aroused couples, instead of an orgy lets... play a shitty game!

 

[Qonfused]

What the hell.

 

[Shakermaker]

This isn't real, is it? It can't be... that laughter is way too creepy and awkward, especially juxtaposed with that music, to come across as anything remotely resembling sexy. If it is, just WTF.

It is real. The video in the OP is from the official Ubisoft channel. You can't make shit like this up.

 

[Bad^Hat]

LOL at americans getting indignant about region-blocked videos. Yeah I'm sure you encounter that all the time.

 

[Shakermaker]

Eurogamer has reviewed the game: 3/10 (if anything, check out the video on the first page).

We Dare isn't an ideal children's party game. Nor is it funny, erotic or challenging enough to entertain adults. It's yet another poor quality collection of low-rent mini-games, most of which are badly executed rip-offs of ancient ideas. It's the least sexy and most pointless thing to come into existence since the Femidom.

Perhaps we should count ourselves lucky this game isn't on our shop shelves. We Dare isn't too sexy, just too... Exécrable.

 

[<RJMC>]

Eurogamer has reviewed the game: 3/10 (if anything, check out the video on the first page).

sure the same is for most of the wii and kineckt "games"

 

[ríomhaire]

Seems like the score was a bit generous for the review he gave.

 

[Maestro]

LOL at americans getting indignant about region-blocked videos. Yeah I'm sure you encounter that all the time.

There are advantages to living in the most important country in the world.

 

[Bad^Hat]