weird colleague

[RoyaleWithCheese]

Ok I work at an IT department as a systems engineer. One of my colleagues works at the helpdesk. He's 55 years and has worked with the company for 33 years, in different positions. The helpdesk is the 'business card' of the IT department as its the first contact with IT for internal and external customers.

So, this guy likes porn. Nothing unusual about that so far. But he's into the bondage and s/m stuff. Well, if that's your thing, okay. But here's the thing: he watches the pics/videos/stories at the helpdesk. He's been caught by us numerous times now, because the dumbass doesn't know how to minimize his screen fast. But I wonder if customers have seen him do this. Nice first impression huh?
The guy even spell-checks the pr0n stories ffs and places them in folders according to type and shit. When he goes for a smoke he always takes the stories with him inside a works council document (yes, he's a member of the works council).

Another weird thing: he told us that the came up with the name of his daughter from reading such a porn story. He hasn't told his wife yet ;-)

What an ass....


Do you have weird colleagues? What kind of prank can I pull on this guy?

Feel free to post your stories of the company's weirdos

 

[Maxi]

Next time he starts his comp, put his speakers on full and make a script in VB that puts on the sound of a woman having an orgasm and a s/m pic.

 

[RoyaleWithCheese]

lol yeah something like that. Or 'accidently' mailing a few pics to his wife. I hear that she resembles bigfoot. Maybe that's why he likes to watch domination pr0n, it's the opposite of his situation...

Oh and I nearly forgot about his other hobby: miniature trains. He has a whole room dedicated to trains and he always wears a whistle around his neck (no kidding).

 

[D33]

If he likes looking at bondage and s&m then fair play to the bloke. Everyone has different turnons and so forth. Girls in handcuffs... *drools*..

aaaaanway.. Looking at them at work and being as open as he is, is somewhat.. disturbed. Even if it's regular normal sex you just.. don't look at that shit at work.

Someone needs to have a word with him, that or fix his computer so it's no longer possible.

 

[MrMethane]

Don't really care except for this:

Another weird thing: he told us that the came up with the name of his daughter from reading such a porn story

Thats just creepy.

 

[Loshadka]

Maybe he is doing incest also?

 

[Dr. Freeman]

*sigh*

i think im getting sick again after reading this thread.. :dozey:

 

[AudioRage]

I can see it now.

Wife: "Honey, where the hell did you come up with the name jessica jugs?"
Husband: "Uhh....A milk commercial?"
Wife: *Bitchslap*