Weird Email I got..

Acepilotf14

Sucked so much dick for this title
Joined
Aug 29, 2006
Messages
13,016
Reaction score
48
I understnad this is obviously a hoax, but it intrigued me. Take note that I do not have bank account and that I have no ties the any banks in Africa.
What also is strange, is that the plane crash was 3 years ago. 30% of the sum? Orly? Why won't it go to his kin..
ATTN.PLEASE


I am DR SANCO SADOU , I work with the BANK OF AFRICA(BOA) in burkina faso
republic. It is my wish tosolicite your assistance in a business transaction
that will be of benefit to you andI.During ourinvestigation and auditing in
the bank, my department came across a very hugesum of money belonging to a
deceased customer of the bank HAJI EL JAMAL ZOUE, a citizen of Lebanon
whodied of the recent planecrash in Cotonou Benin republic on the 26th of
Dec.2003.

Although personally, I kept this information secret within myself to enable
the whole plans and idea be profitable and successful during the time of
execution.The said amount wasUSD$10.2m( ten million Two united states
dollars).As it may intrest you to know, I got your contact through my
country chamber of commerce andinternational relations here in burkina faso
Rep. I believe you will be able and capable to champion abusiness of such
magnitude without any problem.

Meanwhileall the whole arrangement to put claim over this fund as the
bonafide next of kin to the deceased, get the required approval and transfer
this money to your account if you indicate your interest has been made by
me.

In fact I could have done this deal alone but because of my position in this
country as a banker,we are not allowed to operate a foreign account and
would eventually raise an eye brow on my side during the time of transfer
because I workin this bank.This is the actual reason why it will require a
second party or fellow who will forward claims as the next of kin to the
bank and also present a foreign account where hewill need the money to be
re-transfered into your bank account for your request as it may be after
due to verification and clarification by bank officails.

I will not fail to inform you that this transaction is 100%risk free.

On smooth conclusion of this transaction, you will be entitled to 30% of the
total sum as gratification,while 10% will be set aside to take care of
expenses that may arise during the time of transfer, while the remaining 60%
will be for me and my family.

Please,you have been advised to keep this business as top secret between you
and i for i am still in service and intend to retire from service after i
conclude this deal with you. As soon as you confirm to me your willingness
to assit me in this bussiness i will send to you the deceased bank account
informations and Application which you will apply to the bank for inward
transfer of this fund to your account.

I will be monitoring the whole situation here in the bank until you
confirmthe money in your account and ask me to come down to your country for
subsequentsharing of the fund according to percentages previously indicated
and further investment,either in your country or any other country you may
advice usto invest in.

All other necessary information will be sent to you when I hear from you.
I suggest you get back to me as soon as possible stating your wish in this
deal call me on my private number 00226 76 49 91 18

For more clearification visit the website entire family on 26th December
2003 in a plane crash.VIEW THIS WEB SITE

http://www.cnn.com/2003/WORLD/africa/12/26/benin.crash/index.html

DR SANCO SADOU
 
Doesn't matter if you have any ties. They just spam and hope they got someone with an African bank account
 
So you need to be a doctor to work at a bank now?
 
I got funnier spam.
If anyone can make sense of the following email, he gets a cookie.

Best choice for professional.
Average Customer Review: *****
(based on 29464 reviews)

of `/usr/local' (or `/usr/X11R6' for X ports that do not use imake) in
also has an account of the same login name on the local host.
software collection with some 350 commonly sought-after programs. The
Data transfer rate is 80kB/s.
for that host, directly to it over the ethernet interface, ed0. There
The basic hard drive filesystem; leave it in if you boot from
Note: that any keyword which contains numbers used as
sio14 at 0x168-0x16f flags 0x1005 on isa
mind that:
ttyc0 "/usr/libexec/getty std.38400" unknown on insecure
6. Unpack the root filesystem in the directory the client will use
6.4.4.4. Clearing the IPFW packet counters
to specify a range of ports. You may also combine a single range with
It is beyond the scope of this document to explain why this
2. Installing FreeBSD
# /etc/printcap for host rose - identified what devices to use
$ key 100 kh94742
emulation (RC144DPi/C3000-25) 117
collection to your CDROM'' during the FreeBSD installation, the
# rattan is connected to rose; send jobs for rattan to rose:
Now, when users print jobs to teak, they get a header page with each
When a DMA channel in Cascade Mode receives control of the bus,
drawbacks of helical-scan apply to both 4mm and 8mm drives.
between memory locations using the CPU.
freebsd-announce Important events and project milestones
11:#1 0xf0115159 in panic ()
startup the tun0 device should be detected, and two lines like the
easier to install FreeBSD 2.0.5 release in June of 1995.
the lines uses a tc= (table continuation) entry to pick up the rest of
HAS_CONFIGURE= yes
package. Installing this package gives us the program we need,
comprise users' jobs. They enable users to locate their jobs quickly.
You can cause the LKM to be loaded when the system boots in either of
Dial string commands. user ppp uses the chat(8) language. Check
73:673 error = (*callp->sy_call)(p, args, rval);
tun is used by the user-mode PPP software. This program is easy
----------------------------------------------------------------------
illustrating how to put the pieces together to make the whole
Bit 3 OUT 2
you know enough.
We are now ready to tell LPD what text filter to use to send jobs to
active job (note the word active under the ``Rank'' column), which
attached to another computer. Both programs rely upon rcmd(3) and
 
www.419eater.com

More of these pathetic excuses at scams at this site, including people scamming the scammers themselves! Ultimate but just worthy irony! :D
 
1) http://www.419eater.com/html/419faq.htm for starters
2) You are an idiot for contemplating this "business transaction," unless you are a noob, in which case you are forgiven this time and this time only. You did the right thing, you did not follow up on it.
3) Too many spelling and grammatical mistakes on that letter. That's a dead giveway.
4) An honest man cannot be conned. Are you an honest man?
 
Yay im not an honest man, 2 reasons

1.Im lie alot
2.Im still a child
 
I havent really been caring much aboot me spelink much this dayuz
 
...ok... spam eh... ...hmm... check this...

Dearfriend
>
> I am Mrs Maria Akin from Philipine. I am married to Mr.Mohamed Akin
>from Philipine and we lived in BENIN REPUBLIC for nine years before he died
>in the year 2002. We were married for eleven years without a child. He died
>after a briefillness that lasted for only four days.Before his death we
>were both
>born again Christian.
>
>Since his death I decided not to re-marry or get a child outside my
>matrimonial home which the Bible is against. When my late husband was alive
>he deposited (Twenty Two Million US Dollars) presently this money is still
>in the custody of one of the Banks here in BENIN REPUBLIC
>
>Recently, my Doctor told me to stop doing anything because of my health due
>to the cancer problem. Having known my condition I decided to look for a
>foreign investor that will utilize this money the way I am going to
>instruct herein,as my late husband has already made the deposit to a
>foreign associate,fully indicated before the Bank. However,I want a Trust
>worthy,reliable and God fearing Man or Woman that will assist me receive
>this fund as indicated in the agreement between my late husband and the
>bank. I am ready to give you 35% for your assistant and 65% for my
>investment in Oil business and welfare. And you will be the one to help me
>invest my share in any profitable business of your choice in your country.
>Furthermore,I don't need any telephone communication in this regard because
>of my health and i reside in a Widows and Orphanage home for now.
>
>In acceptance the following information stated below are required:
>
>1)Your full name and address.
>2)Your marrital status
>3)Your occupation/Profession
>4)Your direct telephone/Fax numbers
>5)Your passport details for legal operations.
>
>As soon as I receive your reply I shall give you the contact of the Bank, i
>will also issue you an authority letter that will prove you the present
>beneficiary of this fund as the next of kin to the depositor, Please assure
>me that you will act accordingly as I Stated herein.
>Hoping to receive your response immedaitely.
>
>I remain yours sincerely.
>Mrs Maria Akin.


Ok. So sometimes i behave like a prat and stuff...

...but that ^^^ is just really f*ckin idiotic.
 
When you get a scammy spam, telemarket the sender of the mail.
 
I think the classic 12 year old on Steam/Xfire is best:

hey, lol im lik ure old bud frm skool can i brrow ure steam login to play countertrikes for lik 10 min
 
hey, lol im lik ure old bud frm skool can i brrow ure steam login to play countertrikes for lik 10 min

Whats wrong, he wouold just login and play counterstrike, the worst he would do is play it for an hour :D
 
I decided to play with one of these guys once to see how far he would go and how they would ask for money. Eventaully they wanted a couple grand for lawyer fees. I swear it was this exact same email, lol, and I've seen it many times since.
 
419dm3.jpg
 
Hes playing CS, hes not scamming but HAXXING!
 
omg! He is playing CS! OMFG, IS HE USING AN AWP?
Psh.. n00b..
 
lol i get those alot :P 413 i think they're called? There's also sites which hunt them down and scam the scammers :P
Also funny the ones i sometimes get where they say you've won some sort of lottery.
I always reply to those with: "alright, show meh teh money bitches" :P
 
Oh yeah, I got one that said I had won the Austrailian Lottery. Due to the fact that I am in California, and underage, I responded saying '??? I neva enter no lotery!' And they never responded.
 
I resonded: and this is what he responded to me with.
Dear Friend,
How are you hope it is well?

I received your mail with due respect and do hope that you are going to work with me as to have the fund in your account.
As a matter of fact I would very be gladto have this transaction with you in as much as we shall fight for the benefit of the fund to be transfred to your account within the specified time.

Therefore, I would say that so long as am concern the asurance am giving to you is that there will not be any problem as result of the transfre going to take place since I have make an arrangement for the possible means of geting the fund to your account, so all I need from you is maximum cooperation by accepting me as to send you an application form which will be filled and sent to the bank for confirmation and approval of the fund to your account.

Again, I would like to ask some few questions as regards to the transaction then if you are okay with the question get back to me so that I can forward you the form to fill and send to the bank.

1. DO YOU HAVE AN ACCOUNT THAT CAN CONTAIN THE FUND?
2. ARE YOU CAPABLE OFHANDLING THE FUND WHEN IT WILL BE ATRNSFER TO YOUR ACCOUNT BEFORE i WILL COME DOWN?
3.ARE YOU SURE THAT YOU WILL NOT BETRAY ME ?
4. WHAT IS YOUR PROFESSION FOR LEAVING?

ALL INFORMATION REGARDS TO THIS TRANSACTION WILL BE GIVEN TO YOU BY ME OK AS TO MAKE SURE BOTH OF US PULL THIS FUND OUT OF THE BANK AND WE CAN NOW SHARE IT AND MAKE SURE AS SOONEXT YOU SEND THIS APPLICATION ? YOU MUST GO BY THE INSTRUCTIONS FROM THE BANK OK ? IF YOU STILL HAVE MORE QUESTIONS IN THIS REGARDS PLEASE COME OUT NOW AND ASK ME AS TO AVOID MUCH DELAYAND MISTAKES..

THANKS
SANCO SADOU

Anyone want to help me create a CUNNING plan?
 
Subject: Your Cytolog

Va_alium $ 1, 25
Via_agra $ 3, 30
Cia_alis $ 3, 75
Am_mbien $ 2, 90
Xa_anax $ 1, 50

http://www.hertoiontungenfunyands.com

pulled them on, causing Dobbys eyes to leak with happiness again.
Dobby must go now, sir, we is already making Christmas dinner in the
kitchens! said Dobby, and he hurried out of the dormitory, waving

And this.

Subject: ABC kxsntdiujdptsxcikwid

Local girls looking to bang> www.lovelylemons. com oopsy no space before com
 
Back
Top