Weird mail

[Remus]

I received a very strange mail two days ago. I read it and if I'm not mistaking it's a MONEY LAUNDERING proposal!! Read it and see for yourself.

Good day! My name is MRS, GLORIA ZUMA, the Director in charge of

Audit /Accounts Unit, Foreign Remittance Department of FIRST NATIONAL
BANK SOTH AFRICA,. Your contact is be courtesy of
Johannesburg Chamber of Commerce and Industry. During auditing,
verification/investigation in out bank at the end of last fiscal
(financial) year, I discovered the sum of US$15.000.000.00(FIFTHEEN MILLION
UNITED STATES DOLLARS) in a dormant account belonging to an Israeli
International businessman who died along with his family in a plane crash on
5th November, 1997 in Abidjan, Cote D’Ivoire.
My investigations revealed no survival for claims as I have long been
expecting someone to forward applications for claims as it applies to
our bankingregulations and if I do not remit this money out urgently, it
will be forfeited. However, I kept this information (SECRET)
confidential within my
jurisdiction to enable me submit claims and transfer this fund through
trustworthy person whom I shall present as the bonafide next of kin to
the deceased. With my position now in the office, I can transfer this
fund to any reliable designated foreign account, with assurance that
this fund will be intact pending my physical arrival in your country for
sharing.
All documents to this transfer will be destroyed on confirmation of
the money in your account thus leaving no trace to anything. Meanwhile,
all domestic arrangements have been put in place awaiting your response
to enable me conclude this transaction.
At the conclusion of this transaction,
you will be given 30% Of United States Dollars of the total amount,
60% of United States Dollars of the total amount will be for me and
Investment in your country. And 10% Will be kept aside for any expences
incured from both side. Kindly call me on my phone numbers above before
sending any fax message for security reasons. I need your strong
assurance and
confidentiality.
God bless us.
Best regards.

Mr. MRS GLORIA ZUMA,

Personally I think this is someone's idea of a joke, what do you guys think?

 

[CptStern]

you should send money immediately

 

[spookymooky]

Sounds rather dangerous. Good luck. Choose wisely.

 

[Greatgat]

FFS, can we just kill you to keep the gene pool safe?

edit: Okay, a bit harsh. Breathe, just breathe. Okay. Send them all your money. Keep us informed of the results.

 

[kirovman]

I got a similar e-mail a couple of years ago, I now have several mansions and my own bank vault at Fort Knox.

Don't miss the chance of a lifetime.

 

[lePobz]

Them pesky south africans just can't be trusted.

God bless us.
Best regards.

Mr. MRS GLORIA ZUMA,

Can't even make his/her mind up

 

[Vegeta897]

It's completely real, you'll regret it unless you send them all your money and give them all your credit cards.

Seriously, this one is just like all the others. If you can't even recognise it you need to... Read more email... Or something.

 

[CrazyJeepDriver]

I never trust those sorts of e-mails.

 

[Vegeta897]

I never trust those sorts of e-mails.

You should never trust ANY email that involves money, and sent from someone you don't know. This is like, the most basic of common sense on the internet.

 

[$kelet0r]

I received a very strange mail two days ago. I read it and if I'm not mistaking it's a MONEY LAUNDERING proposal!! Read it and see for yourself.




Personally I think this is someone's idea of a joke, what do you guys think?

Q1 - do you not have an email account?
Q2 - and if you do have ever received an email in you life?

0.o

 

[Remus]

Q1 - do you not have an email account?
Q2 - and if you do have ever received an email in you life?

0.o

So I take it you receive letters from people you don't know on a regular basis.

 

[Dekstar]

Sorry that was me. I'm Mr. Mrs Gloria Zuma.

do you have those bank accounts ready?

 

[Hectic Glenn]

Send them your account details and your social-security number so they can transfer the money into your account at will, they can't take money out of yours, its a win, win situation, go for it.

 

[Jangle]

How bad would we all feel if he took this advice?

 

[Reaktor4]

www.419eater.com

 

[Vegeta897]

So I take it you receive letters from people you don't know on a regular basis.

Yeah, it's called every single email that's in the spam folder :|

 

[DeusExMachina]

Send them your account details and your social-security number so they can transfer the money into your account at will, they can't take money out of yours, its a win, win situation, go for it.

Get your friends in on it too.

 

[Fliko]

Knock yourself out, its been going on for years.
http://www.polyarchy.org/africa/cheaters.looters/2004.html

 

[RakuraiTenjin]

LOL You'd be one to actually fall for the "Nigeria/South Africa/Ghana/Random African Republic Monarch laundering scam"

 

[$kelet0r]

So I take it you receive letters from people you don't know on a regular basis.

about ten emails a day like that at the least - on a slow day

 

[Remus]

about ten emails a day like that at the least - on a slow day

Well good for you. This is my first mail of this kind and I've had an e-mail address for the past 5 years and all I've gotten is commercials, discount adds, newsletters but not shit like this.

To clarify things, I didn't post this to ask for advice, and the person who made that letter would have to be retarded if they thought they could fool somebody with that shit .

 

[JellyWorld]

Well good for you. This is my first mail of this kind and I've had an e-mail address for the past 5 years and all I've gotten is commercials, discount adds, newsletters but not shit like this.

To clarify things, I didn't post this to ask for advice, and the person who made that letter would have to be retarded if they thought they could fool somebody with that shit .

You'd be surprised. A few weeks ago there was an article in the newspaper about people who were fooled by the Nigerian email scams. I don't know how people can actually fall for these kind of things.

 

[Rizzo]

I whould. But its not like they whould get alot of money. Like 200 kroner, it like 20 bucks or something.

 

[Solaris]

I'm a 419 eater, I've been eating one for about 30 conversations.