Weird Question

[Uriel]

I've got a really odd question. My face has an unusual shape to it, on one side of my face I have a very large jaw muscle, and the other side is just normal. Same with my pecks, my left peck is larger. And my cavs, the left one has more muscle.

Anyone know why this is? Id like to even it out, especially on my face.

 

[dream431ca]

Surgery time...but I wouldn't worry about it too much. If other people have a problem with the way you look, Kick em, stab em, squish em, and steal their pokemon cards...cause people who are that childish do have them.

 

[Muffin Man]

I have de pokemonster cards o.0

 

[Uriel]

doesnt bug me that much, ill get the once in a while "whats in your cheeks?" question.

I have de pokemonster cards o.0

Indeed

 

[UltimaApocalypse]

I'm sure they'll be so lost and depressed when they don't have pokemon cards to trade with their 6 year old friends

 

[Ikerous]

Chewing on the other side of your mouth for a few years should fix that

Disclaimer: I just made that up, so it's prolly not true.

 

[Uriel]

Thinking about it, i chew everything on my right side, my left side is the big one.

 

[Que-Ever]

are you perhaps... left handed? It would be wierd if you weren't.

 

[Uriel]

nope, im a righty. Use my right leg more too. Thats why im so confused.

 

[Quixoticism]

You're an overzealous lefty? Good question really. I have no idea why.

Edit: Wow, that's really weird. You could always ask the Higher-up why. I'm sure He knows.

 

[Que-Ever]

nope, im a righty. Use my right leg more too. Thats why im so confused.

whoah, that's wierd. This is a physical defect* you should be PROUD of!



*not that I'm saying it's a physical defect...

 

[Uriel]

Would it have something to do with maturing? I'm 19 but im still going thru that stage. I cant grow facial hair very well, my face is changing, uhhh, i still squeak a lot.
I thought i was done with this.

 

[Muffin Man]

ok umm weird question of my own.. now feel free to not answer this.. .but is your left nut bigger then your right nut?

 

[Uriel]

HAHAHA, i dont think so. But thats some nice logic, but i really dont mess with my junk so, i really dont know.......maybe ill go check.

 

[Muffin Man]

i would really recommend it =\

 

[Que-Ever]

^ very smart.

 

[Uriel]

Everything is in order and to proportion. I had a physical the other day too.

 

[Uriel]

I've come to the realization ive just had an online physical.

*snaps the virtual rubber glove

 

[Muffin Man]

we arent the best doctors.. you might need a second opinion...

 

[JNightshade]

Oh, I don't know about that! Now spread your legs and cough.

 

[Ikerous]

we arent the best doctors.. you might need a second opinion...

Speak for yourself. I'm a pediatric gynecologist, so i know something about the human body.

 

[Uriel]

Speak for yourself. I'm a pediatric gynecologist, so i know something about the human body.

Ohhhhhhhh thats naughty

 

[short recoil]

I've got a really odd question. My face has an unusual shape to it, on one side of my face I have a very large jaw muscle, and the other side is just normal. Same with my pecks, my left peck is larger. And my cavs, the left one has more muscle.

Anyone know why this is? Id like to even it out, especially on my face.

This can happen if you have trained muscle whilst still young, as for the jaw muscle, do you chew gum on one side or something?

Don't ever try and "even it out" by just working that one muscle, work both muscles equally with same weight, if one is weaker it will become more stretched and therefore grow more than the other (providing you eat well)
No one is perfectly symetrical.

 

[Ikerous]

No one is perfectly symetrical.

Chuck Norris is perfectly symetrical.

 

[Sulkdodds]

You're a mutant LOL!

 

[OvA]

This thread is useless without pics.

 

[short recoil]

I'm highly symetrical apart from one thing, my eyes.
http://img71.imageshack.us/img71/2834/eyes9ss.jpg
My right eye has had this marking at the bottom since i was a child, if i concentrate bloodflow to it i can make the orange glow brighter and my vision becomes enhanced for some reason ( i get a headache if i use it for too long)
It's useful when using a rifle, i'm a damn good shot.

 

[Vegeta897]

I'm highly symetrical apart from one thing, my eyes.
http://img71.imageshack.us/img71/2834/eyes9ss.jpg
My right eye has had this marking at the bottom since i was a child, if i concentrate bloodflow to it i can make the orange glow brighter and my vision becomes enhanced for some reason ( i get a headache if i use it for too long)
It's useful when using a rifle, i'm a damn good shot.

What the CRAP!?
I'm speechless. You are like, a super human. Not that this isn't news, but WTF!?

 

[venturon]

I can explain at least the lack of facial symmetry.

Inbreeding.




:E

 

[Yuri]

I'm highly symetrical apart from one thing, my eyes.
http://img71.imageshack.us/img71/2834/eyes9ss.jpg
My right eye has had this marking at the bottom since i was a child, if i concentrate bloodflow to it i can make the orange glow brighter and my vision becomes enhanced for some reason ( i get a headache if i use it for too long)
It's useful when using a rifle, i'm a damn good shot.

Ahahahhahahahaha!

 

[OvA]

Wow..... Super vision.

 

[Uriel]

This thread is useless without pics.

Heres your pics, some are more obvious than others

 

[madog]

Become emo and kill everyone and then yourself. ROFL myspace, tool for stalkers ^

 

[Uriel]

Id much rather beat an emo then become one. Why cant people just act normal?

 

[madog]

Good question, I've asked myself that many times. Maybe Chuck Norris can knock some sense into everyone.

 

[Uriel]

By acting different, you only act just like everyone else. You be yourself, you are different.

 

[Sulkdodds]

That makes sense.

 

[Nat Turner]

Just act however you want, as long as you aren't deluding yourself.

 

[Que-Ever]

think you should become a model.. you look like you could be a.... cologne advertisement...maybe?... hah..

I agree D: