Weird Spam e-mail Thread

[Shamrock]

We should make a thread about this. If this fails, I will be deeply disappointed.

Anyway, I received this in an e-mail:

"Slowly, apparently unaware of what she was doing, she began to suck the rats blood from her fingers.
He hit the keys harder than necessary, so she would be sure to hear he was typing something, at least.
"Slowly, apparently unaware of what she was doing, she began to suck the rats blood from her fingers.
He hit the keys harder than necessary, so she would be sure to hear he was typing something, at least.
Two more brief death notices in the Union-Leader, one in late September of 1969, one in early October.
"Slowly, apparently unaware of what she was doing, she began to suck the rats blood from her fingers.
Two more brief death notices in the Union-Leader, one in late September of 1969, one in early October.
"Slowly, apparently unaware of what she was doing, she began to suck the rats blood from her fingers.

What the hell?

 

[G-Dub]

I agree. But it'll will become mostly people spamming any old junk mail at any given moment...

*waits, and watches*

 

[mindless_moder]

i have a few

"Hi
VIArrGRA $ 3. 30
AMBrrIEN $ 2. 90
VALrrIUM $ 1. 25
CIArrLIS $ 3. 75
XANrrAX $ 1. 50
(notice how the 'r's are placed in between letters to fool the spam filter.)
[link to their store]
I wont do it, I wont say it...
Just answer no...
I WONT! "


"A photon is a unit of light energy and an electron is a unit of
Then he threw it once, harder than intended, and it rolled and
Married? I asked for some incomprehensible reason.
Right. He slammed down into a chair. If that is a beer Ill have
The fact that they gave me full use of everything meant that it would
And with a million credits in the bank you can buy lawyers, live the
everything, didnt you? The warmth and appreciation were such that I
guard on the bridge of his nose with the back of my head. Everything
There were a lot of them, armed with a collection of nasty and lethal-
was spreading it on rather thickly. I was wrong."

i googled some of the lines to see if the bot was pulling the sentences from sites and i found sites with even more junk mail
http://groups.yahoo.co.jp/group/gxtmb878/messages/43?expand=1

 

[G-Dub]

Although that IS quite random lol D:

 

[mindless_moder]

try this on for size
"taking any chances as long as the thing we are looking for is here.
more. That is why your services have been engaged.
donations to charity in the entire galaxy had been sent here-and they
That should be possible, Othred said.
time, or so it is written. The Fundamentaloids tried to convert us,
Ive told you-I am a career officer. But Im not fond of the
Pretty tightly is not the way I would describe it. Hermetically
smilingly. Then snarled, When?
silence was total. Maybe it was respect, perhaps hatred and fear-or
jars of cool drink. As soon as we were seated the officer signaled"

 

[G-Dub]

I agree. But it'll will become mostly people spamming any old junk mail at any given moment...

*waits, and watches*

try this on for size
"taking any chances as long as the thing we are looking for is here.
more. That is why your services have been engaged.
donations to charity in the entire galaxy had been sent here-and they
That should be possible, Othred said.
time, or so it is written. The Fundamentaloids tried to convert us,
Ive told you-I am a career officer. But Im not fond of the
Pretty tightly is not the way I would describe it. Hermetically
smilingly. Then snarled, When?
silence was total. Maybe it was respect, perhaps hatred and fear-or
jars of cool drink. As soon as we were seated the officer signaled"

see what I mean?!

 

[Solaris]

They put in exerts from literature to fool spam filters.

 

[highlander]

i just get things like "OMFG FORWARDZ IN 12 MINUTES TOO 56756 PEOPLE OR YOU PENIS WILL FALL OFF! LOLOLOL! IT REALLY WORKZ!"

 

[Acepilotf14]

I believe you have seen my 419 thread?
lol spam filter ftw

 

[highlander]

Gmail has a spam filter... it doesn't stop all of it though

 

[hungryduck]

do we really have to sit here and talk about spam.....

 

[Azner]

You could stand

 

[Adabiviak]

Apparently it worked. (not spam)

 

[CyberPitz]

Spam is gross, worst food EVER.

 

[Tollbooth Willie]

I WILL NOT FAIL YOU WILL SMITH!

Subject: Your Inelaborat

Hi
VIArrGRA $ 3. 30
AMBrrIEN $ 2. 90
VALrrIUM $ 1. 25
CIArrLIS $ 3. 75
XANrrAX $ 1. 50

http://www.jaserungdnesinkas.com



revolving girl, why did you have to follow him in the first place?
Bertha? Harry whispered, looking up at her. Is that was that Bertha
Jorkins?

 

[Naudian]

Berthaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa!

Jooorrrrkiiiiiiiiinnnnnnnnnns!

 

[Tollbooth Willie]

Post spam mail beeyotch!

Edit: I see what you did there. You made a funny.