we're gonna need a bigger tissue....

[Jerry_111]

http://www.fazed.org/content/clock_spider/

D:

 

[Vegeta897]

****ING NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

that's so damn GUEUGGHGHEHGH

 

[Jerry_111]

now imagine waking up with one of those crawling over your face..

 

[Vegeta897]

**** YOU **** YOU **** YOU **** YOU

mommy

I keep imagining spider legs sticking out from under everything in my room.

 

[leib10]

Thing looks like a headcrab.

 

[Robbo]

Holy crap, that would make one hell of a BBQ.

 

[soulslicer]

thats on hell of a eight legged freak.

 

[Stigmata]

oh god ****ING NO **** **** FUC KFUC K**** **** I HATE SPIDERS SO ****ING MUCH GOD DAMN IT

 

[Qonfused]

oh god ****ING NO **** **** FUC KFUC K**** **** I HATE SPIDERS SO ****ING MUCH GOD DAMN IT

 

[Jintor]

Wholy sheet.

 

[-Psy-]

Well that woke me up! *stares at clock*

Wait a minute...WTF MY CLOCK HAS LEGS AND IS MOVING TOWARDS ME AT A WORRYINGLY FAST PACE. D:

 

[Cormeh]

Good to know it wouldn't bite you.

It would actually suplex you. Through a window. D:

 

[99.vikram]

Big deal! It's less than 8 inches across.

 

[VirusType2]

Good to know it wouldn't bite you.

It would actually suplex you. D:

lol

the joints twisted so that they spread out forwards and laterally in crab-like fashion ("giant crab spiders")

Giant enemy Crab!

Strike the weak point for massive damage!


If one of those was in my house, I would freak out! I would jump in the air like an freaking acrobat, and smash the living shit out of it instantly. I would hit it so hard with a shoe or something, it would put a hole in the wall to another dimension.

we don't have spiders that big here dude. I would be worried it would EAT MY FACE.

 

[Cormeh]

Big deal! It's less than 8 inches across.

That's what she said!

 

[Hellrider]

it's awesome

 

[cheddarrr]

Kill It /w Fire

 

[VirusType2]

Nuke it from orbit

 

[Unfocused]

Don't worry it won't bite. It'll swallow you in one piece.

 

[The Brick]

Man those things look awesome

 

[Sulkdodds]

And tasty.

But seriously, holy shit and bugger me backwards.

 

[Cormeh]

That's what she sa...

What kind of spider is that anyway? Being from the UK, it's hard to imagine a spider the size of a cat getting into your house. :|

 

[Asknoone]

That's what she sa...

What kind of spider is that anyway? Being from the UK, it's hard to imagine a spider the size of a cat getting into your house. :|

It's a UK spider? :|

Time to buy a new batch of blowtorch's.

 

[AJ Rimmer]

I am *not* looking at that link. I am *not* looking at that link. I am not! Looking. At that link!

 

[Cormeh]

Crapperoonie, it's a Huntsman.

Samon - Doubt it's available in the UK to feast on your testicles. I'm meaning that such a huge feckin' spider would be like the coming of Godzilla. Y'all be trippin'.

 

[-Psy-]

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Image:Huntsman_spider_with_meal.jpg

It's coming for you.

 

[Bulletbrain]

Ah its not that big. I chase similar sized spiders out of my house on a regular basis. With a broooom. There must be a spidey nest somewhere.

 

[Baal]

I am *not* looking at that link. I am *not* looking at that link. I am not! Looking. At that link!

I think I've seen it before, so I'm going to click it.

fake edit: Yes, I have. But, will someone hold me?

 

[Operational]

Genetically programmed phobia's are a pain in the arse. Luckily I have a solution - high strength insecticide.
SHHHHHHHHHH "Cop that bitch!"

 

[comoxer]

That is awful, I would scream like a girl if I saw that thing.

Just the other day a spider crawled across my ceiling, I decided to let it live but now im wishing i hadn't

 

[TCfromBN]

KILL IT WITH FIRE

 

[Absinthe]

Old, but I have to.

Oh, and...

 

[Asknoone]

There must be a spidey nest somewhere.

Destroy.

 

[Deleted member 56031]

Time to buy a new batch of blowtorch's.

*looks at pic*

I'm coming too. I'm scared.

 

[CyberPitz]

Being an arachnophobic, I just instinctively shit myself.

 

[Smoke]

If one of those was in my house, I would freak out! I would jump in the air like an freaking acrobat, and smash the living shit out of it instantly. I would hit it so hard with a shoe or something, it would put a hole in the wall to another dimension.

we don't have spiders that big here dude. I would be worried it would EAT MY FACE.

oh god ****ING NO **** **** FUC KFUC K**** **** I HATE SPIDERS SO ****ING MUCH GOD DAMN IT

**** YOU **** YOU **** YOU **** YOU

mommy

I keep imagining spider legs sticking out from under everything in my room.

****ING NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

that's so damn GUEUGGHGHEHGH

I am *not* looking at that link. I am *not* looking at that link. I am not! Looking. At that link!

Enjoy.

 

[MJ12]

wow, thats almost as creepy as those camel spiders in iraq

 

[Xendance]

Thing looks like a headcrab.

If that was sarcasm, then I apologised.

How the f*ck does it look like a headcrab?

 

[Stigmata]

ABSINTHE YOU ASSHOLE I REMEMBER THAT THREAD ABOUT THE DESERT SPIDERS NOW WTF

i'm scared D:

 

[Baserape>]

I always give spiders a verbal warning if they are in close proximity to me. If they abuse that kindness and don't disappear ASAP they die.