Whacky kills

[CptStern]

last night I was in an apc capturing a flag when I turn the turrent around and see an eng laying mines at the front and back so I jump out to try to shoot him .. he jumps into my apc and starts shooting in my direction ..but he pulled forward and ran over his own mine ...killing us both in the ensuing explosion


same night different server ..I'm in a helicoptor ..my crew has jumped out and we're about to explode ..I jump out and watch as an apc pulls up and starts shooting at me as I'm floating down in my parachute ..I get killed and as I die I watch my stricken helicoptor land right on top of the apc killing everyone in it

 

[kaf11]

thats very cool about the chopper taking them out, ive tried to bail out strategically and hit a ground target to no avail. yesterday amishslayer and i were taking the balcony back on sharqi when a mec soldier parachuted down from the roof and landed on me. there is no cool story about how my corpse then killed him, but it was still funny.

 

[Unfocused]

I once was flying in a transport chopper, without anyone but me on board atm and saw an enemy's transport chopper lift of. I couldn't do anything about it as a pilot but I decided to land on the chopper, what should actually work IRL, damaging his rotor. The helicopter under mine blew up, but as I was previously damaged and then suffered from the explosion, I also blew up seconds after
It was funny tho

I also once shot a heli that then fell on my head ;P

 

[CptStern]

thats very cool about the chopper taking them out, ive tried to bail out strategically and hit a ground target to no avail.

hehe me too ..when I actually try to hit something I cant


the other day I made what I though was a daring parachute jump ..my helicoptor was rushing to the ground on fire ..I jumped out at the last possible second make a perfect landing ...only to be killed by a teamate's speeding jeep


landed on a teamates tank once while parachuting ...tried to jump into the gunner's seat but someone had already taken it ..so I was on top of the tank for a split second when the tank moved just far enough to kill me ...they should really allow you to ride on top of a vehicle

 

[AmishSlayer]

Not that crazy but one time kaf11 and I finally were getting shot down (this happened like 3-4 total times) I bailed just in time but kaf11 didnt get out. I got hurt from the explosion but still survived. I landed and started to heal myself while running towards the base then BAM. The wreckage from the chopper falls right on my head.

 

[Qonfused]

I like to TK TK-ing bastards on carriers by grabbing a heli real quick before anyone else and then flying off. Then I come back and nose-slide across the carrier, TKing them.













Shut up. It's my first post in the BF2 topic in like a month.

 

[Ev!lP!e]

'I was in a server and was in an AA vehicle, saw a blackhawk and locked on him but this made him panic, so he went straight into a hill (the blackhawk was full) the whole low blew up, must have been 5 of his team-mates in their, and this counted as a team-kill, mwhhahaha, insta-ban. I love noobs

 

[Lucid]

I like to TK TK-ing bastards on carriers by grabbing a heli real quick before anyone else and then flying off. Then I come back and nose-slide across the carrier, TKing them.



Shut up. It's my first post in the BF2 topic in like a month.

You fail.

You still fail.
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[Qonfused]

Why be an ass.
Plus, it's funny and you know it.

 

[$kelet0r]

I am the proud owner of a roadkill got while flying a mig29 at 1000kmph and running down an infantry man
I thought that was hilarious...........: D

 

[CyberPitz]

I am the proud owner of a roadkill got while flying a mig29 at 1000kmph and running down an infantry man
I thought that was hilarious...........: D

Haven't gotten one of those yet ;P

Nothing really special for me in the kills department. When in a blackhawk, I just spew my AT mines/hand grenades. There is a support there, they are infinate, I use em for random kills!. Well, after a while of just dropping AT mines, i switched to my Handgrenade. While we were capping a flag, and I was just throwing, I got 2 kills. I looked up, one from an AT mine, another from the HG...i was happy

 

[DreadLord]

I am the proud owner of a roadkill got while flying a mig29 at 1000kmph and running down an infantry man
I thought that was hilarious...........: D

I have 16 of those lol.

 

[Unfocused]

Hehe, today I was a gunner in a Blackhawk and we capped one of the flags, when a MEC transport chopper flew next to us (on the side where I was). I killed three crew members in a split second when I opened fire at it. It felt good Totally mowed them

 

[Kamikazie]

hey capin, whats your bf2 name...and do you have xfire, if yes what it is?

 

[bam23]

My friend and I went for the MEC chopper in Gulf of Oman right as we spawned, then that USMC jet flew in and tried to kill us as we were taking off. I turned in his direction, panicked, and fired off all my missiles so that if I went down, at least it looked cool. But the missiles actually hit him, and I got the kill. My friend and I laughed for the next 15 minutes. I have it all on battlerecorder, lol.

 

[xcellerate]

i was in a tank, shot randomly over some trees, teamkilled someone. I didnt even bother to explain, that was a punishing i took quietly.

 

[Unfocused]

LOL, I was hiding behind some trees, cause I heard a tank and thought it was the enemy. Then I realised it was my teammate and as I was about to leave my hiding spot, he blew the shit out of me. I punished, but he didn't bitch about it.


j/k

 

[TheAmazingRando]

I always find it funny when a tank tries to run over a box and ends up getting stuck on it and blowing up.

Once I was trying to find this squad leader who was hiding so his squad could spawn on him and take the flag I was defending and right when I found him a supply crate lands directly on him and crushes him.