Whacky Local News.

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Watching TV just now, I had the inspiration to post this topic... in this week, what are some of the whackiest local news that is reported?

I just saw that here in northern texas, a man was charged with throwing fecal matter on pastries in a grocery store.
 
well i dont know if its reported news but when i was watching the hurricane go by and the meterologist took like 10 minutes to discribe what was going on...when the damn picture was right behind him...NEWB I SAY!
 
Have you never considered the insanity of asking people to count the frogs in their yard?
 
not insane if you live in the UK :P

EDIT: I have 2 acres of land. So.... I'd hazard a guess at 8000?
 
Direwolf said:
Have you never considered the insanity of asking people to count the frogs in their yard?

Count the worms next!
 
2 Things: A year ago, a White Bengal tiger escaped from the zoo, and ran through the streets of Downtown Jackson, where some dumbasses would actually reach out and try to PET IT!

Other thing: During Katrina's aftermath, you could clearly see people in the background paddling around in canoes, or at least attempting to, in water not even HALF a foot deep..........

I guess we are beginning to finally understand the I.Q. of the average human.:rolling:
 
Milkman said:
I think California has that honor. kthx ;)
Don't forget Florida. I'd mention New Orleans but that would be insensitive of me.
 
Head Line of Local newspaper:

"Woman, 86, Dies"
 
Some guy's wallet that dissappeared 43 years ago just showed up in a bus station here. He lost it in the shower there while returning home from the Marines.
 
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