What do you bring to pass the time while on the toilet?

[joule]

While taking a long dump, what do you bring with you on the toilet to entertain yourself? Just choose one, if you can.

Sorry if this topics borders on what's appropriate and what's not. Just try, people, to keep it on topic.

I usually bring either one of my PC Gamer magazines or my latest issue of Official Xbox Magazine.

 

[Ennui]

PC Gamer hits the spot.

 

[Zeus]

PC Gamer hits the spot.

sixchar

 

[SimonomiS]

"Using The Toilet For Dummies." :thumbs:

 

[The Monkey]

Nothing. I'm never in there for more than 15 min.

 

[short recoil]

Why do you need to pass time while on the toilet?

You sit down, take a crap.......wipe e.t.c and go? .....in what 60 seconds?

Unless you suffer from constipation :O

 

[Hazar]

usually a book

 

[Ames]

A book...maybe.

 

[CrazyHarij]

Yeah I'm never in the toilet for long either. Get in, bombs away, flush, get out.

 

[Ennui]

usually I go too fast to bother... but ive got four or five pcg's in there just in case I'm having a bit of trouble squeezing one out

 

[Jimmeh]

Yeah, I'm never on the bog long enough to read. Although I do have a really annoying habit of tapping (I used to play the drums) so even after I'm done (ahem) I'll sit there for two minutes tapping away - before realising what the hell I'm doing

 

[Vegeta897]

Too many images....

Uuuuum..

I bring my DS or a book...

 

[Exclamatio]

if ur in long enough to be entertaining urself with a book etc then ur in far too long something is wrong

 

[Harryz]

Nothing.

I just release the mother ****er and go.

 

[CREMATOR666]

PC Gamer and MAD serves me fine

 

[Recoil]

Comics/Cartoons.

 

[ray_MAN]

I have the "Ultimate Bathroom Book: Volume 1".

 

[The Monkey]

Who the hell brings a laptop to the toilet?

 

[FictiousWill]

Yeah I'm never in the toilet for long either. Get in, bombs away, flush, get out.

aye - I never did get the whole toilet reading material thing. One of those american things I suppose.

 

[AntiAnto]

Nothing. It never takes more than 5 minutes.

 

[Steve]

Nothing. I like to concentrate on what I'm doing. No rooms for mishaps in the bathroom.

 

[SLH]

A maths book and something to write with. I like to work it out with a pencil.






Nothing for me, i never take that long.

 

[xLostx]

Nothing.

I just release the mother ****er and go.

He's so bad ass he doesn't even wipe :O

 

[Hectic Glenn]

He's so bad ass he doesn't even wipe :O

haha this thread is nearly making me shit myself! How can you just go in and out, i take 15 mins minimum for a dump. And its boring as hell so either a pc mag, biology mag, newspaper or mp3 player.
As monkey said a laptop? wtf? You'd be resting the thing on YOUR thing, who wants sweaty bollocks on the back on their laptop? geez...

 

[StardogChampion]

How someone can take longer than 3 minutes to take a crap is beyond me.

if ur in long enough to be entertaining urself with a book etc then ur in far too long something is wrong

Yeah, exactly.

 

[Direwolf]

Well apparently thats not true for everybody, since reading material will be found in pretty much every single bathroom in America. I know ours has a ridiculous amount of stuff.
Taking your time ensures a more.....complete experience.

 

[Yuri]

Ultimate Hardcore Lesbians Volume 5.

But actually, Uncle John's bathroom reader is awesome. I just don't usually stay around there for too long.

 

[Farrowlesparrow]

I usually take poo...

That keeps me occupied the whole time I'm on the toilet. It depends on my mood. Sometimes I'l take the book I'm crrently reading, sometimes I'l just speed through... But like eating, I much prefer taking my time. I'm sure its gotta be better as well...

 

[ALEXDJ]

i can't shit without having something to read, it's emberrsing

 

[<RJMC>]

I look the wall in front of me

 

[Loke]

Nada.

But it depends how big the load is, it can happen that I bring a magazine with me.

 

[Vorac1ous]

I don't go on the toilet, I prefer crapping in my pants!

Seriously, magazines.

 

[Duracell]

Who the hell brings a laptop to the toilet?

No comment

 

[Datrix]

I have a TV in my bathroom ..... no, actually I don't, I just stare at my hands the whole time :|

 

[PvtRyan]

I dance. It makes quite a mess, but it's fun.

 

[diluted]

I never understood why people take so long that they need to bring reading material in with them. I'm rarely in the bathroom more than about 60 seconds...
If you're spending 20 minutes taking a crap, maybe you need to see a doctor?

 

[Farrowlesparrow]

60 seconds...

Don't you wipe or wash your hands?

 

[PvtRyan]

60 seconds...

Don't you wipe or wash your hands?

Maybe his 'area' is so stretched out that everything just plunges out, without any colleteral damage.

 

[diluted]

60 seconds...

Don't you wipe or wash your hands?

Well, I suppose 60 seconds might be a little off.. probably 2-3 minutes, no more than that. Our toilet is in a different room than the sink and shower. (I don't know why they made it like that either, our house is 90 years old)

 

[Danimal]

I usually take poo...

Do you take it orally like a pill? Or is it more of an injection based drug?





*runs away while yelling 'I'M KIDDING!'