What Does It Say?

[Dog--]

I just had Chinese food and I still got the cookie, What do you think it says?

http://img364.imageshack.us/img364/1862/fortunecookie6mi.jpg

(Sorry for the pic, I scanned the food still in the wrapper directly on my scanner, I have no digital Camera)

I'll open it in an hour.

 

[xombine]

Biscuits...? Bischits?? The rest I don't know.

 

[Dog--]

...I mean what does it say inside.....



Smart-ass.

 

[Greatgat]

What does the fortune say?

"You will eat this cookie, and be disappointed by whatever bilious, stereotypical bullshit I happen to have written on me. And not necessarily in that order."

 

[xombine]

Oh lol...really thought you wanted to try and understand that.

Errr...."May wildest dreams come true."

 

[Danimal]

Impossible to read, try another scan.

 

[Que-Ever]

"You ****ing suck"
and then those random chinese characters in the corners.

 

[Greatgat]

Impossible to read, try another scan.

Am... am I the only one who knew what he meant?

COME ON PEOPLE, GET WITH THE PROGRAM!



...sorry.

 

[xombine]

Yes you are. Its very understandable, Danimal made the same mistake as me. Speaking of fortune cookies, check out this one I got a couple months ago, I've saved it ever since. I felt so ripped off I cried.

 

[Que-Ever]

bwahahahaha

 

[Ikerous]

"That wasn't chicken" comes to mind

 

[JNightshade]

Oh my god, xombine... I just laughed so f*cking hard at your fortune. Anyway, I'm sure Dog's fortune will be some form of cliche'd bullshit.

 

[Dog--]

Aaaaaaand... *Drum Roll* Ta-Da!
http://img459.imageshack.us/img459/7905/fortunecookie9mo.jpg

What a crappy fortune...

 

[Que-Ever]

"wangs"?

 

[xombine]

That fortune I got is definately open for use as a sig. Obviously not here, but you know. I'm going to frame it.

 

[Sloth]

"He who runs in front of car get tired, he who runs behind car gets exhausted."
{It works better verbaly}

mmhmm, they started in the early 20th century
SOURCE: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Fortune_cookies

 

[Sloth]

Edit:
ARRGH Double Post. - Might as well put in some Cookie Info

The Powerball drawing of the March 30, 2005 game produced an unprecedented 110 second-place winners, all of whom picked five numbers correctly with no powerball number. The total came out to $19.4 million in unexpected payouts. 89 tickets won $100,000, but 21 additional tickets won $500,000 due to the Power Play multiplier option.

Powerball officials initially suspected fraud, but it turned out that all the winners received their numbers from fortune cookies made by Wonton Food Inc., a fortune cookie factory in Long Island City, Queens, New York. Apparently, number combinations printed on fortunes are reused in thousands of cookies per day. The five winning numbers were 22, 28, 32, 33, and 39. The sixth number in the fortune, 40, did not match the powerball number, 42.

 

[xombine]

I bet fortune cookie dough is better than the final cookie.

 

[EC]

The most truth that can exist in any fortune cookie:
"You are going to die."

 

[JNightshade]

I want one that just says "Your mother". That would make my f'ing day.