What if hl2.net was just a delusion

[BabyHeadCrab]

And every time you thought you were typing well thought out replies to posts about everything from your favorite PC games to what type of car transmission you you prefer, you were just staring at goatse, drooling, and aimlessly typing.

 

[brink's]

That would make a lot of sense cause when im not on hl2.net i am in fact staring goatse.

 

[Solaris]

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[MiccyNarc]

It all becomes so clear now...the hallucination, it disapp-OH GOD MY EYES! AAAAAAH!

 

[Qonfused]

That would mean I have wasted countless hours and 8000+ posts on nothing.

 

[nofx]

your life is a delusion, from your BRAIN.

 

[brink's]

28000, don't oversell yourself....you whore.

 

[ailevation]

Would if computers typed their thoughts into humans?

 

[bam23]

What if you could look right through the cracks?
Would you find yourself, find yourself afraid to seeeeeeeeeeee?

 

[xX NoTe 2 SeLf]

That would mean I have wasted countless hours and 8000+ posts on nothing.

they were worth something in the first place?

 

[bam23]

Reading comprehension ftw?

 

[Qonfused]

they were worth something in the first place?

And you are?

 

[BabyHeadCrab]

Enough with the flames, more philosophy imo!

You are a saucy bunch, for being the result of my mental illness. Though of course I might just me the result of your mental illness.

Enjoy Goatse.

 

[Qonfused]

28000, don't oversell yourself....you whore.

Was this directed towards me, lol?

 

[Sam]

they were worth something in the first place?

"Oh snap"

 

[BabyHeadCrab]

Stop stroking your post count epeens! or resenting them, embrace your sickness

you're not even real D:

 

[Sam]

Stop stroking your post count epeens! or resenting them, embrace your sickness

you're not even real D:

Get out of my head! And out of my internet!

or, if you're right,

Get out of my ass!

 

[TCfromBN]

What is it with you guys and goatse?

Hl2.net does not condone the viewing of any form of goatse.
Well, the sane members anyway...

 

[BabyHeadCrab]

Get out of my head! And out of my internet!

or, if you're right,

Get out of my ass!

I'm inside my own minds ass D: D:

 

[Fliko]

I'd be so much better off

 

[Unfocused]

And what if it was an... illusion? D:

 

[BabyHeadCrab]

And what if it was an... illusion? D:

D: D: , word choice ftl /slapself

 

[Muffin Man]

In Soviet Russia, goatse stares at YOU!!

 

[xX NoTe 2 SeLf]

And you are?

wait ... u mean u actually think that ur NOT wasting ur time on these forums?

 

[BabyHeadCrab]

wait ... u mean u actually think that ur NOT wasting ur time on these forums?

Piss off my thread! D:

 

[<RJMC>]

NOTHING IS A ILLUSION
EVERYTHING IS REAL
KEEP OBEYING
KEEP OBEYING
KEEP OBEYING

 

[bam23]

Post of the year.

 

[MorganFreeman911]

Year of the post.

THIS IS REALITY
THE GOVERNMENT HAS STATED THAT THE ABOVE POSTS ARE ALL PLACED BY CONSPIRACISTS.

MOVE ALONG.

 

[Qonfused]

Post of the year.

.

 

[BabyHeadCrab]

Kathaksung, I encourage you to post here

 

[Taboo]

Then a large portion of my life would be wasted making posts about nothing in particular... wait. shit.

 

[15357]

Then my knowledge of worldly events ans ideals would have been all made up?

 

[brink's]

Was this directed towards me, lol?

Yea, just joking though.

 

[Asus]

And every time you thought you were typing well thought out replies to posts about everything from your favorite PC games to what type of car transmission you you prefer, you were just staring at goatse, drooling, and aimlessly typing.

I could not live with myself if I stared at goatse. I'm glad that goatse is so horrifying that my mind would block the image and put me into this HL2.net forum stasis...i think.
:x

 

[Operational]

And every time you thought you were typing well thought out replies to posts about everything from your favorite PC games to what type of car transmission you you prefer, you were just staring at goatse, drooling, and aimlessly typing.

Then I would have a goatse page bookmarked.
D:

That would mean I have wasted countless hours and 8000+ posts on nothing.

but you have less than 3000...?

 

[Jintor]

Then I wouldn't know Numbers!

 

[Atomic_Piggy]

How do you know you don't?

 

[Qonfused]

but you have less than 3000...?

I had 5,000+ before... that fateful day.

 

[Solaris]

NOTHING IS A ILLUSION
EVERYTHING IS REAL
KEEP OBEYING
KEEP OBEYING
KEEP OBEYING

Brilliant! Just Brilliant!

 

[Asknoone]

NOTHING IS A ILLUSION
EVERYTHING IS REAL
KEEP OBEYING
KEEP OBEYING
KEEP OBEYING

Brilliant.