what is this place how did i get here

[Clay]

Might as well post a noob intro thread. Been lurking ValveTime for a while, just never thought to make an account on the forums.

WHY HELLO THERE, MY NAME IS CLAY. I play CS:GO. That's pretty much it.

Oh, I'm also pretty good at setting up dedicated servers and work for a company called GSP Resell. If you need help with a server (be it source, gldsrc, Linux, Windows, or anything else) feel free to add me, PM me, stalk me, send me hate letters or SMS bomb me.

 

[Danny_ZQ]

HI! MY NAME'S DANNY! WELCOME TO VALVETIME.NET! HAVE A NICE TIME HERE! OH AND DON'T DRINK THE WATER!

 

[morgs]

Welcome Aboard!

 

[Vegeta897]

Well I don't like your name, so, strike 1.

 

[Krynn72]

Well I don't like your name, so, strike 1.

Whats wrong with Clay as a name? Its cooler than Devin by far.

But apparently he plays CS:GO and "thats about all" he does, so thats strike two. Do more things!

 

[Stylo]

Hi. I see you've already met Statler & Waldorf.

Towels are in the back and the Potpourri is explosive. Have fun.

 

[Omnomnick]

Welcome to ValveTime. We've had a lot of lurkers over the past few months, glad to see at least some of them are joining in with the community.

 

[MuToiD_MaN]

Hi

 

[Clay]

Well I don't like your name, so, strike 1.

I'll make sure to tell my parents that someone on the internet said I have a dumb name.

But apparently he plays CS:GO and "thats about all" he does, so thats strike two. Do more things!

I've been on a GO kick lately. I play pretty much anything, specifically Valve titles...

 

[Vegeta897]

We don't really play Valve games here.

 

[Viperidae]

And another one is added to The List.

 

[Clay]

And another one is added to The List.

Of assholes, retards or trolls? Not trying to be any of these.

 

[Vegeta897]

The group of people I genuinely dislike here is a tough crowd to get into. It's also very small. Messing with new people who take things so seriously (you) is one of the few things I have left on this forum. Your antics are more entertaining than anything.

Edit: This sounds a lot more harsh that it really is. I don't mean the mean kind of "messing with", I mean more like I enjoy making jokes and pretending to be hostile, in hopes that people will get the idea and play along. But it's also fun when people take it seriously. So I don't know. Whatever. Does anyone care?

 

[Clay]

The group of people I genuinely dislike here is a tough crowd to get into. It's also very small.

It's almost a challenge now.

 

[Krynn72]

It's almost a challenge now.

Its not that hard actually. Just tell him that ARMA2 is for gun wanks and that it has no merit as an actual game. Instant shit-listing.

 

[Clay]

The group of people I genuinely dislike here is a tough crowd to get into. It's also very small. Messing with new people who take things so seriously (you) is one of the few things I have left on this forum. Your antics are more entertaining than anything.

Edit: This sounds a lot more harsh that it really is. I don't mean the mean kind of "messing with", I mean more like I enjoy making jokes and pretending to be hostile, in hopes that people will get the idea and play along. But it's also fun when people take it seriously. So I don't know. Whatever. Does anyone care?

ARMA 2 is for gunk wanks and it has no merit as an actual game.

 

[Rorschach120]

I just wanted to mention that this account is new here but I have one that goes back to 03 that I don't remember the password for the email it's attached to

I have been browsing this sight daily since I got my Half-Life 2 beta video disc and s**t my pants.