What kind of cow would you want to be?

[G-Nelson]

seriously this is a real question...

 

[Shuzer]

cow = female

nothx

cattle is the "proper" term, bull would be a male

 

[G-Nelson]

umm...okay


moving on........

 

[G-Nelson]

Info:

A Moo Cow:
Not really anything good or bad, but you are still a worthless boevine.

A Calf:
A young, pround calf but you can't defend yourself to well.

A Burger:
You live a good life, but it ends horribly.

A Milk Cow:
You live a good life here too, but do you think you can stand having milk being forced out of you?

Other:
Somthing else I didn't list like a "vampire cow" or a "Robot Cow"

 

[blahblahblah]

I wanna be one of those Japanese cows that is fed beer and barley. Now thats the good life.

(I think its called Kobe beef or something)

PS - ahhhh...wonderful pointless spam

 

[Prince of China]

Nali War Cow

 

[Ames]

Super Genetically Enhanced Cow that looks like a human.

 

[nw909]

I would obviously be a G-Nelson cow!

 

[G-Nelson]

This topic continues to entertain young people

But for what reason? There is none...

Spam...Harmless?
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[Letters]

I'm baffled and confused, but I'm going to say moo cow because cows say moo!

 

[Dr. Freeman]

wheres the "Cow King" option..
ahhh.. memories of Diablo2...

 

[burnzie]

id be a Bull...

you get to get it on with all the sexy lady cows....

...what are you all staring at.....dont back away from me

 

[jimbones]

moo. ,

 

[Mechagodzilla]

I'd be a cow transformer, turning into Optimus Prime and/or a helicopter.
I win.

 

[jimbones]

mechcowzilla? OMG!

 

[crabcakes66]

Id be the silver cow surfer......

I would ride a hay bail instead of a surf board....



or SuperCow! Moooo00000OOOooooooooo!!

 

[_-_-SELAS-_-_]

Bull!
If I where forced to choose one of the given options I'd choose milk cow cuz I would mind being milked all day by sexy maids.

Yes there still are some farms somewhere that doesnt have machines to do the job!

?

 

[Lil' Timmy]

wow.. i think.. i'm not sure.. maybe.. lemme check.. yup, this is the best poll ever! personally, i'd be that kind of cow that looks, thinks, and acts just like a human probably. maybe the kind that can also transform into other things too.. a shape-shifting man-cow freakshow.

 

[Razor]

An Indian cow, 800million people worshipping me :smoking:

 

[Tr0n]

For some reason I laughed my ass of after reading all these posts.....Must be because it's 4:40 am and I haven't got any sleep.