What physical feature turns you off about yourself?

What physical feature turns you off about yourself?

  • freckles/moles

    Votes: 9 15.0%
  • stretch marks

    Votes: 2 3.3%
  • manhands/feet, knobby knees, large calfs

    Votes: 2 3.3%
  • mustache/hairy

    Votes: 10 16.7%
  • cauliflower butt

    Votes: 4 6.7%
  • un-uniform breast size

    Votes: 7 11.7%
  • missing/crappy teeth

    Votes: 4 6.7%
  • missing limb(s)

    Votes: 3 5.0%
  • eye socket not covered by pirate patch

    Votes: 11 18.3%
  • a pulse

    Votes: 8 13.3%

  • Total voters
    60

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ok overly pickey hl2.net members what part of yourself is your biggest turnoff?
 
Is there going to be a poll for this one?

EDIT: Yay \o/

I'd have to say my non-pirate patched eye socket is.
 
yes but I screwed it up ..it was supposed to be multiple choice :E



a pulse
 
good one! that works on so many levels :thumbs:
 
Haha, most people would think my hair turns me off about myself, but honestly, being hairy is awesome.
 
I have a peg leg :(

Actually, it doesn't bug me too much. Apparently it's 100% un-noticeable, and girls seem to think it's cute.
 
I'm not too fond of the mustache, but the GF likes it and I'm not the one who has to look at myself. I think I might get rid of it this week though when she is gone. Make myself look respectable again.
 
It's not on the poll. :( I have scars on my chest and shoulders from where I had cystic acne. I plan to have them removed one day. Also, I am quite a hairy gorilla, but that doesn't really bother me as much anymore. (my ex-gf loved my hairy body. :cheese: ) I also have a lack of hair on the top of my head, as my hairline started to receed during my senior year of high school. I've started shaving my head to the skinz nowadays, as I've accepted the fact that my genes for potential hair loss sucks. :p I've been told by other women that I look better with no hair anyways. I'm no Brad Pitt, but why do I care? That girly bitch is ugly anyways regardless if he visits the salon every week or not. I guess I'm lucky to have self esteem/pride seething through the ears, otherwise things like these would bother me more.
 
my rib cage is fuxed up, so my left breast sticks out further, makes me look like I have man titties but only on one side...
 
When I have a bad break out I get very self concious
 
When I have a bad break out I get very self concious

Meh, i've learned to stop caring about pimples.

As far as i'm concerned, there is no huge ****ing white dot in the center of my forehead. If I don't notice it, nobody else seems to, and nobody seems to treat me any different for having them, so ha!

I get really conscious of my shirtless self though. I know I don't look insanely weak, but I sure as hell feel like I do. Probably because I haven't lifted in a while. Bastard friends started going to gyms! BAH!

But yeah, I lean to the left alot because of my peg leg too. Apparently one of my nipples is by virtue lower than the other because of this. My head also is constantly leaning to one side, again, because of this. I get conscious of my gait too. Kinda walk like a girl, because the offset leg makes me swing my hips a bit more. A slight push with the toes on my short foot clears that up though.

OH! And I get really worried about my breath too. I know that it can get insanely bad if I don't keep a close eye on it, so I worry a lot in class. God damned braces :angry:
 
Meh, i've learned to stop caring about pimples.

As far as i'm concerned, there is no huge ****ing white dot in the center of my forehead.

If I don't notice it, nobody else seems to, and nobody seems to treat me any different for having them, so ha!

I get really conscious of my shirtless self though. I know I don't look insanely weak, but I sure as hell feel like I do.

Probably because I haven't lifted in a while. Bastard friends started going to gyms! BAH!

But yeah, I lean to the left alot because of my peg leg too. Apparently one of my nipples is by virtue lower than the other because of this. My head also is constantly leaning to one side, again, because of this.

I get conscious of my gait too. Kinda walk like a girl, because the offset leg makes me swing my hips a bit more. A slight push with the toes on my short foot clears that up though.


I intentionally walk with a womanly swagger, I've been told it's sexy, so I don't share the same sentiments as you. Use it to your advantage! ;)

But yeah, when I don't care about the break outs, it seems to go away. Psychology has a huge impact on your physical presence sometimes.
 
I was having a hard time deciding whether I was more pirate (eye-patch) or zombie (missing limbs); so I chose the missing eye-patch option.
 
I'm not a fan of body hair.

Yeah I'm a pretty boy. :/ The girls hate it.

I can't win. Le sigh.
 
I once decided to shave my thighs to see what it felt like. It felt wonderful! I wanted to shave my entire legs. Until my hair began to grow back... ouch, never doing that again.
 
Wow, I've never shaved anything other than my face and dick.

And yes, it hurts like HELL when you shave your dick.

which is why I now just trim.

:ssh:
 
Wow, I've never shaved anything other than my face and dick.

And yes, it hurts like HELL when you shave your dick.

which is why I now just trim.

:ssh:

Why does it hurt? Do you use an electric razor and get it all jammed up in your jungle of pubic hair growth? Or maybe nick your scrotum?
 
Hairy but then again thats fixable, plus its not nearly as bad as you would expect.
 
Wow, I've never shaved anything other than my face and dick.

And yes, it hurts like HELL when you shave your dick.

which is why I now just trim.

:ssh:

Did you try shaving your dick itself, not the surrounding area?
 
Why does it hurt? Do you use an electric razor and get it all jammed up in your jungle of pubic hair growth? Or maybe nick your scrotum?
I would lose any electric razor I'd try shaving my scrotum with. It'd swallow it whole never to be seen again. :|
 
Lol, I remember back during wrestling, this guy cut the last .02 pounds he had to drop to make weight by taking a pair of scizzors and hacking everything off while he was standing on the scale.
 
I'm getting a bit unfit so my belly is growing on me, it's not much... but you know...
 
I'm gonna have to follow the crowd and say the patch. Yarr!!!
 
I don't really dislike much about myself physically.
 
Yeh same, nothing I dislike about my body, my lower arms are pretty stringy but thats about it.
 
The fact that I need glasses...

...but I can use contacts instead, problem solved...

...but contacts are expensive... :(
 
I feel a little too fat around the stomach, but that's just 'cos I don't have a sixpack or anything round there.

/EDIT Oh, yeah, the eyes thing. I want laser eyes.
 
The fact that I need glasses...

...but I can use contacts instead, problem solved...

...but contacts are expensive... :(
I wear glasses. I'm not so vain as to give up my precious eyesight. If bitches don't like my glasses, screw 'em. :p
 
Pulse and pirate patch, I wish to be a robot pirate. One can always dream, amiright?
 
From that list, teeth. None missing but I haven't taken the best care of them either. Then again I have been complimented on my fangs once or twice...

Besides that I have a pretty pale complexion, but that was really more of a problem when I was whee scrawny bugger. Also I've always thought I've had a bit of a weird looking face, which has been echoed by some of my peers (jerks) in the past, and I keep thinking my head is disproportionately big, if only by a little bit.
 
All of the above, whatever they are. So I just stuck with a pulse.

This bloody heartbeat. Won't go away :hmph:
 
My lankiness, pimples and how my hair always fluffs up.
 
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