What superpowers do you have?

[Reginald]

Whenever I "copy" something, my hand literally tingles until I "paste" it. Honestly, about 20 minutes ago I copied something, and my hand tingled that whole time and it immediately went away when I pasted it. It's a reminder not to copy something else, effectively erasing what I had previously copied.

It's amazing.

Your go.

 

[Dekstar]

I can make women orgasm just by looking at them a certain way. I don't use it often, because it's unfair to the rest of the human race.

 

[Eejit]

I can make dekstar think that he can make women orgasm just by looking at them a certain way. It's pretty funny.

 

[Dog--]

I can make Eejit think he can make dekstar think he can make women orgasm if he looks at them a certain way. It's even funnier.

I can also make women orgasm simply by being in the same room.

 

[JFry]

I repulse women and live in my parents basement.

 

[Bad^Hat]

I repulse all humanoids around me in a 30 yard radius for an indefinite amount of time or until killed. This effect can be strengthened if I spec two or more points into "Disregard for Hygiene."

Also I can make myself orgasm by being in the same room as me.

 

[Tollbooth Willie]

I can shed my skin and cause people to slip on it which will subdue them.




Orgasm.

 

[PJ]

http://www.gotoquiz.com/what_is_your_super_power_1

i thought it was going to be something like this. if so i was invisible

i'll let you all decide my true super power

 

[barbarbarbarbar]

http://www.gotoquiz.com/results/what_is_your_super_power_1

Hydrokenesis. LOL

 

[PvtRyan]

The ability to travel forward in time at a rate of 1 second / second.

 

[SimpleAssassin]

telekinesis apparently, from the quiz. Thats probably actually what i would want and the summary actually sounds quite alot like my personality, from

 

[Emporius]

I have the ability to twitch uncontrollably.

 

[Dog--]

The ability to travel forward in time at a rate of 1 second / second.

That doesn't sound very impressive...

*waits*

 

[Emporius]

*waits*

Hello. You may not remember me, but I remember you.

I've just come from the past to tell you that you're kind of a dick.

 

[Dog--]

Hello. You may not remember me, but I remember you.

I've just come from the past to tell you that you're kind of a dick.

Even though this is exactly what I was expecting and I knew it would come sooner or later.. I still laughed (out loud) when I saw you posted it... lol I'm f*cked.

 

[Vegeta897]

I don't ever get headaches.

I guess that's pretty super.

 

[Ravioli]

i can minimize porn and put my dick away and pretend i was doing something usefull within 0.1 seconds whenever my door is opened.

Im a ****ing expert.

 

[Slug Advisor]

I can bullshit pretty convincingly about having a superpower.

 

[DEATHMASTER]

I can stop death by terminal velocity with a fist.

 

[Dekstar]

I can also make women orgasm simply by being in the same room.

Must make family reunions really awkward.

 

[Dog--]

You have no idea.

 

[ríomhaire]

I can always cite a relevant, but useless, facts.

The quiz gave me invisiblity, but my personal favourite would be teleportation.

 

[gFrohman]

Music nerd power - I have perfect pitch (but sometimes it's annoying).

If I could choose a superpower, I'd fly.

 

[Sulkdodds]

I don't ever get headaches.

I guess that's pretty super.

Slightly more specific: I am completely impervious to ice-cream headaches.

 

[Remus]

The quiz gave me elecrokinesis

 

[nipples]

I can get boners.

 

[Farrowlesparrow]

As a part of a time travel experiment I was accidentally sent back in time thirty years to 1955. This unfortunate mishap caused the time line to take a new direction. This had dire consequences for myself; my parents did not meet and my mother tried to take off my underwear.

I had to assume the identity of a teen of the era and work to bring my parents together as they had meant to. I succeeded.

That, my friends, is the power of love.

 

[nipples]

Roads? Where we're going, we don't need roads.

 

[Sulkdodds]

But why didn't you just become your own father?

 

[Farrowlesparrow]

Because then I couldn't ever say "I've never touched my father's penis or seen him poo".

 

[nofreeman]

I can lie to your face and not feel any regret

 

[Jintor]

I can't see without the aid of curved glass.

 

[Warped]

I can double jump!!

And I can suck!!!

 

[15357]

I can shoot a piece of chalk from 20 meters away accurately with a BB gun.


Most of the time...

 

[elkaebee]

I can make sweet man-bear love to Numbers.

 

[G(ordon)-man]

I can make words magically appear on a computer screen by pressing keys.

 

[NeptuneUK]

Good news, everyone!
I've created a device which makes you read this out in my voice!!
My superpower is the insane ability to spurt out completely nonsensical pseudo-science in a relatively convincing yet mildy amusing manner!

 

[MRG]

What is your super power?

Your Result: Time Control


You can control time with your mind. Although this power is very dangerous, you are very responsible, and know when it's wrong to use them. You are a born leader, strong, and very honorable. You care about a lot of people, and a lot of people look up to you. Controlling time is a very important job, and only the wise and understanding can obtain it. Use it poorly, and existence as we know it would collapse. One of your greatest weaknesses may be your good will. Hard to believe, yes, but too much of anything can be a bad thing. Remember to ration your good choices. Sometimes, the ends justifies the means.

Sigh...

-MRG

 

[Raziaar]

I have the incredible ability to pop my fingers thousands of times each day.

So far nothing has come of it, but I'm fairly sure all the friction over time is being used to power the generator of a powerful device somewhere.

 

[StardogChampion]

My power, or curse, is that everything that occurs in the universe actually revolves around me and my life. I am the only person that matters, and I've possibly imagined this entire universe. It's one of those epic powers. Just saying.

Oh, yeah, and if I'm in the shower and put my hand in the direction of the water it looks like I'm shooting water from my fingertips.