What the hell.

[bam23]

A bird just flew into the side of my house and killed itself. It hit hard enough for me to hear the thump from inside my room. It sounded like a part of a car exploded or something.

Discuss this shiznit.

 

[gh0st]

this thread is useless without pics

 

[Murray_H]

Side of your house being a window that it hit? Not an uncommon event, it thinks it can get it. Window denies entry.

Get a net curtain or something, that'll stop the BASTARDS.

 

[SimonomiS]

****ing emos.

 

[bvasgm]

That bird was EXTREME.

 

[SimonomiS]

If it was EXTREME it would've went through the house.

 

[bryanf445]

bird hit my one window (atleast i think) cracked the window pretty good

 

[Murray_H]

If it was EXTREME it would've went through the house.

If it went through the side of the house, ate all your food, ordered 2,000 things off the internet, had a bath and used all the bubble bath AND shower gel, laid eggs on every square inch of the floor, flew through the whole length of water pipes in your house, went out the other side of the house and then dived into the sea and exploded with such force that column of water went to the moon, I would still only consider it to be a moderate event.

 

[staticprimer]

If it went through the side of the house, ate all your food, ordered 2,000 things off the internet, had a bath and used all the bubble bath AND shower gel, laid eggs on every square inch of the floor, flew through the whole length of water pipes in your house, went out the other side of the house and then dived into the sea and exploded with such force that column of water went to the moon, I would still only consider it to be a moderate event.

Add making toast onto that and then you would have something slightly out of the ordinary.

 

[bam23]

It's not uncommon but it was really freakin unexpected.

 

[Angry Lawyer]

Isn't it a sign of bad luck if a bird does that? Or possibly a death somewhere in the family/and end of a large period in your life?

Ain't that a shitter.

-Angry Lawyer

 

[Murray_H]

It's not uncommon but it was really freakin unexpected.

It is a shocker when it happens, they sometimes leave a nice print on the window.

Bloody idiots.

 

[CptStern]

you should probably run over it 3 times with your car just to make sure it's dead .....you know, put it out of it's misery ..ask gh0sty he's an expert

 

[gh0st]

yeah, or you could trample it with a moose and chug some maple syrup ... just ask stern, he's an expert.

 

[Tollbooth Willie]

you should probably run over it 3 times with your car just to make sure it's dead .....you know, put it out of it's misery ..ask gh0sty he's an expert

Yes,he is....that poor little chipmunk!

:sniper: :monkee:

 

[Ennui]

yeah, or you could trample it with a moose and chug some maple syrup ... just ask stern, he's an expert.

*ennui collapses laughing*

i've had birds hit the window behind my PC when im on it... rather startling

 

[clarky003]

its a sign of badluck if a bird hits a window, let alone if it kills itself by flying into your wall.

to clarify: http://www.flap.org/new/diurnal.htm

it may of just been blind.

 

[Murray_H]

The pain, the pain, it
Aches, the pain, the pain, it
Helps, the pain, the pain, it
Wants.

Quickly, into
The night I go, who cares
Who knows, who dares
Who knows, who went,
I went, to where
No
Where, I went to go
To save the pain.

 

[Tollbooth Willie]

The pain, the pain, it
Aches, the pain, the pain, it
Helps, the pain, the pain, it
Wants.

Quickly, into
The night I go, who cares
Who knows, who dares
Who knows, who went,
I went, to where
No
Where, I went to go
To save the pain.

Ah yes right.What did that mean?

 

[Murray_H]

Ah yes right.What did that mean?

Past you, far
Left, past you, far
Right, in front.

Take it,
Gently
Take it,
Slowly
Take it,
Take it.

Without the mind
I do
Not know
I do
Not speak
I do
Not feel
I do
No thing.

 

[bam23]

It didn't hit a window, it hit the bleeping wall :E

Anyway, I'm expecting a lot of bad things to happen to me tomorrow.

 

[Murray_H]

Walls here, there
Walls, here walls, there
Walls, here, now, walls.

Do not look into
My eye
Do not look into
My soul
Do not look into
My breath
Do not look into
The darkness.

Empty, full of
Space, empty
Space, full of
Nothing, full of
Space, empty
Space, full of
Things unto which
You and I can
Not see.

 

[Qonfused]

lol@poetry

 

[SimonomiS]

Shens,
Shens shens shens,
Shens shens,
Shens shens shens, Shens?
Shens, shens,
Shens,

Shens, shens.
Shens.

 

[Murray_H]

Beads so
Small you cannot
Feel you cannot
See you cannot
Comprehend how much
They are of you.

Literal, take it
As it is, face
Value, no
Value, we just
Accept, and ask
No further as
To the worth
Of it.

 

[Tollbooth Willie]

Beads so
Small you cannot
Feel you cannot
See you cannot
Comprehend how much
They are of you.

Literal, take it
As it is, face
Value, no
Value, we just
Accept, and ask
No further as
To the worth
Of it.

I say this too much but the ****?

 

[bam23]

This is really really uncomfortable.

 

[Murray_H]

Relative feelings,
Relative rights,
Relative wrongs,
Relatives with feelings,
Rights and wrongs.

 

[Smoke]

Bird + House = OWN3D!

 

[Que-Ever]

bird house,
nerd house.

I poetrized too

 

[xLostx]

theres a big window right above my bed, one time my girl and i were "having fun" and a freakin magpie flew into the window. scared the crap out of me lol

 

[Murray_H]

theres a big window right above my bed, one time my girl and i were "having fun" and a freakin magpie flew into the window. scared the crap out of me lol

Well be thankful for the bird, saved you having to put any effort into the cleveland steamer.