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Dear Colonial Bank customer,

We recently noticed one or more attempts to log in your Colonial Bank account from a foreign IP address and we have reasons to believe that your account was hijacked by a third party without your authorization.

If you recently accessed your account while traveling, the unusual log in attempts may have initiated by you.

However if you are the rightful holder of the account, click on the link below and submit, as we try to verify your account. (In case your are not enrolled for Colonial Bank Online Banking then use your Social Security Number both as Customer ID and Password ):

https://www.colonialbank.c0m/onlinebanking/redir.Asp?affiliate=9d1825494ae10 -Dead link, btw

The log in attempt was made from:

IP address: 110.6.13.227
ISP host: 110.6.13.1.fastweb.rnet.org

If you choose to ignore our request, you leave us no choice but to temporally suspend your account.

We ask that you allow at least 48hrs for the case to be investigated and we strongly recommend not making any changes to your account in that time.

If you received this notice and you are not the authorized account holder, please be aware that is in violation of Colonial Bank policy to represent oneself as another Colonial Bank account owner.Such action may also be in violation of local, national, and/or international law. Colonial Bank is committed to assist law enforcement with any inquires related to attempts to misappropriate personal information with the Internet to commit fraud or theft.
Information will be provided at the request of law enforcement agencies to ensure that perpetrators are prosecuted to the fullest extent of the law.

* Please do not respond to this email as your reply will not be received.

For assistance, log in to your Colonial Bank account and choose the "HELP" link.

Thanks for your patience as we work together to protect your account.

Regards,

The Colonial Bank Corp. Copyright 짤 2005. All rights reserved.

I have no idea why this was directed to me. Does anyone know what the feck Colonial Bank is?
 
You don't have an account?

Tell them to go **** themselves. Or do nothing.
 
How they got my email I have no idea.
 
Or tell them to reset the password and account so you can steal monies!!

:thumbs:
 
Shamrock said:
Or tell them to reset the password and account so you can steal monies!!

:thumbs:

Great Idea! They'll never get me here! :thumbs:
 
It's probably a scam-type thing but they neglected to make sure the link worked.

>_>
 
Hmm.... I tried to open the link and a little window popped up and said:
"The server's name 'www.colonialbank.com' does not match the certificate's name 'secure.goldleaf.com'. Somebody may be trying to eavesdrop on you."

Someone is trying to pwn you! :O
 
However if you are the rightful holder of the account, click on the link below and submit, as we try to verify your account. (In case your are not enrolled for Colonial Bank Online Banking then use your Social Security Number both as Customer ID and Password ):

Spam SpamSpamSpamSpamSpamSpamSpamSpampamSpamSpamSpamSpamSpamSpamSpamSpamSpamSpamSpamSpamSpamSpamSpamSpamSpamSpamSpamSpam
 
Quick! The former colonial powers are coming to take back your Korean homeland! For imperial glory!

You'd better defend your coastlines, while leaving your northern border exposed!

/me informs Kim Jong-Il of developments... :laugh:
 
*Calls 113(the military hotline) and 111(National Intelligence Agency)about the impending attack on the fatherland*



btw, it says my IP is forbidden whenever I try to go into the Bank's homepage. It must be a sign of their imperialism. :E
 
I'm thinking of sueing the University of Phoenix because they keep on sending me spam about "Joining their University". I don't live anywhere near there and I'm already at University
 
It's somewhat worrying how many people took that for a legitamit email at first. There's way easier ways to make money off of Nigerian royalty who are literally handing out thousands of dollars for your help in accessing the money of their dead uncles . I found it very ironic that they mention it's a crime to impersonate someone else while they are impersonating a large bank.
 
Death eVADER - Why not either instruct them to stop sending it, or block the address its coming from.

Sueing for spam? ffs. OMG. EMAiLZZZ, oh noes, give Me joo thousands of monehs.
 
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