What to do with excess Whale Penis Leather? Build an SUV of course

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If this vehicle wasn’t from Russia’s way-over-the-top Dartz group we’d have to wonder if it might just be a hoax. We wrote about the €150,000 Dartz Kombat T98, a sort of tank masquerading as a luxury SUV, which debuted at the Top Marques Monaco show back in May. Now the company has announced plans to unveil a €1million special Monaco Red Diamond Edition of the vehicle under the name Prombron at the 2010 Top Marques show. The Red Diamond is being billed as the world’s most expensive, luxurious and strongest armored car. The Dartz Kombat / Prombron is a reincarnation of RussoBaltique, the world’s oldest armored car brand founded a century ago in Latvia, which made VIP tanks used by both Tzar Nikolai II, Lenin and Trotsky.

The Red Diamond features a matte ruby red paintjob, gold-plated bulletproof windows, 22? Kremlin Red Star bulletproof wheels, tungsten and white gold gauges decorated with diamonds and rubies, an additional outside kevlar coating, custom Vertu mobile phone with a panic button, and, yes, a “whale penis leather” interior.
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that's a whale of a car

http://blog.jameslist.com/2009/the-e1million-white-gold-whale-penis-suv/



"hey, you have a whale penis touching your ass ...faggit"
 
A picture of 2 Russian pilots giving vodka to a pig dressed as a baby...

WAT
 
Congratulations, this is the oddest thread title you've ever posted. From you, Stern, that's saying something.
 
I'ms seriously worried now, I hope the Russian's don't come after me, I have easily enough penis skin to decorate the interior of an SUV :(
 
they'll be the only people in the world to sit on whale penis and live to tell about it!
 
Sulkdodds said:
Congratulations, this is the oddest thread title you've ever posted. From you, Stern, that's saying something.
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not by a long shot:



"Yes officer, I was masterbating at the time of the accident"

"Say 'Hebbo' to Tarvuism"

"Flying Rabbis blowing trumpets to ward off pigs "

"Best Man "accidentily" raped with dildo of a "statuesque nature''

"President Abraham Lincoln was buttbuttinated by an armed buttailant"

" And now for your amusement here's some dancing midgets/amputees "
 
What if you are masturbating in that car and you get some cum on the seat, does that mean you jizzed on a whale dick?
 
so long as you dont get into an accident you should be fine
 
Jewish whales must be having a whale of a time.
 
I foresee foreskins ..lots and lots of foreskins

..and on the side of the SUV it says "Rabbii Finklestein Moyl Services, "You strip 'em we clip 'em!"

oh vey!
 
A whale penis interior...

I'm doing "HOLY SHIT LOL (I'm actually laughing really hard)" and "ERGH! GHEY!"

Stern, what news sites do you surf for this stuff?
 
lol, these people may get the worlds largest STD on their bodies
 
The only thing better than driving an SUV with whale penis leather is driving an actual whale penis.

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