What Would Scare You!

[nofreeman]

Well today i was thinking, What would scare the F**k out of me,i havn't been scared of anything since i was about 10 or so..... and yeah i live on a Diary Farm, which is very sacluded from everyone else, so the closest person from me is about 5k from me and i guess they wouldn't hear my screams haha but get to the point, i was thinking that i was watching tv on the couch with the porch light on, getting into the movie, then in the corner of my eye i see figure of some kinda alien (im s**t scared of aliens) watching me!! it get knows im watching it, it then walk off, i grab my Gun and fire it off so it get scared and won't bother me again!!!, but then after i fall asleep, but get woken up by some cluttering in my brothers, so i go check it out and a whole bunch of aliens are bunched around my brothers room, big tall mutherf**kers with red eyes, i think that would scare the living s**t out of me!!!


What Would Scare you!!!

 

[PJ]

 

[Danimal]

Anything sudden and loud makes me jump, the rest is pretty sweet.

 

[Rizzo]

I fear nothing.

And that's not fear Danimal. That's being startled. Or suprised. I don't get neither.

 

[Danimal]

Then I guess I don't fear anything.

But heights.

And the police.

Rollercoasters, too.

Not to mention breathing at uneven numbers!

 

[Omnomnick]

A large Russian woman stepping out of a dark cupboard with a meat cleaver...







D:

 

[Minister]

 

[The Monkey]

^ Holy Jesus.

 

[Danimal]

SYDNEY FUNNEL WEB SPIDER MAKE NESTS IN SHOES OVERNIGHT LOL​

 

[nurizeko]

Well today i was thinking, What would scare the F**k out of me,i havn't been scared of anything since i was about 10 or so..... and yeah i live on a Diary Farm, which is very sacluded from everyone else, so the closest person from me is about 5k from me and i guess they wouldn't hear my screams haha but get to the point, i was thinking that i was watching tv on the couch with the porch light on, getting into the movie, then in the corner of my eye i see figure of some kinda alien (im s**t scared of aliens) watching me!! it get knows im watching it, it then walk off, i grab my Gun and fire it off so it get scared and won't bother me again!!!, but then after i fall asleep, but get woken up by some cluttering in my brothers, so i go check it out and a whole bunch of aliens are bunched around my brothers room, big tall mutherf**kers with red eyes, i think that would scare the living s**t out of me!!!


What Would Scare you!!!

The dentist.


Unfortunately that's a very real fear, the worst part is I have to go because the logical part of me knows fine going is better in the long run then not going but goddamnit I hate the ****ers, I hate dentists, I hate your poking prodding ways, I hate your needles and drills and.....IS IT SO ****ING HARD TO ADVANCE DENTAL SCIENCE???.


That's what I hate most about dentists.

Not only the insanely evolutionarily flawed nature of the human mouth (really, we can mend bones, heal wounds, regrow our livers from a third of it being left over, but regrow teeth or not get bitch-slapped by some bacteria who like to munch on them?....nooooooooooooooooooooo that's far too difficult.....) but the fact that dental science seems to refuse to advance in any meaningful way, I mean, aside from numbing your face, dental work is still basically more like a ****ing construction site then an actual medical procedure.



But my opinion is that dental science refuses to advance the same reason as Lawyers work, Dentists aren't interested in the dental care, just the money, people who lacked compassion and so copped out of a proper medical profession to earn some hefty bucks while torturing people for a psychological joy of it.





Yup, I fear dentists. Irrational fear you say?....yeah because there's anything rational about willingly subjugating myself to having my mouth poked by needles and drills and other implements.

 

[PJ]

SYDNEY FUNNEL WEB SPIDER MAKE NESTS IN SHOES OVERNIGHT LOL​

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you think MY pics are inappropriately not spoiler tagged?

i would be sh*t scared with that in my shoe.
pics dont affect me though

 

[McGooTheWise]

SYDNEY FUNNEL WEB SPIDER MAKE NESTS IN SHOES OVERNIGHT LOL​

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Did you really have to stretch the page? Now I can't read the first post. -.-

 

[PJ]

Did you really have to stretch the page? Now I can't read the first post. -.-

haha i have a 1680x1050 monitor, so it just fits

 

[jverne]

The dentist.


Unfortunately that's a very real fear, the worst part is I have to go because the logical part of me knows fine going is better in the long run then not going but goddamnit I hate the ****ers, I hate dentists, I hate your poking prodding ways, I hate your needles and drills and.....IS IT SO ****ING HARD TO ADVANCE DENTAL SCIENCE???.


That's what I hate most about dentists.

Not only the insanely evolutionarily flawed nature of the human mouth (really, we can mend bones, heal wounds, regrow our livers from a third of it being left over, but regrow teeth or not get bitch-slapped by some bacteria who like to munch on them?....nooooooooooooooooooooo that's far too difficult.....) but the fact that dental science seems to refuse to advance in any meaningful way, I mean, aside from numbing your face, dental work is still basically more like a ****ing construction site then an actual medical procedure.



But my opinion is that dental science refuses to advance the same reason as Lawyers work, Dentists aren't interested in the dental care, just the money, people who lacked compassion and so copped out of a proper medical profession to earn some hefty bucks while torturing people for a psychological joy of it.





Yup, I fear dentists. Irrational fear you say?....yeah because there's anything rational about willingly subjugating myself to having my mouth poked by needles and drills and other implements.

actually i happen to agree with the first part. not that i fear dentists, but dental care is so ****ing backwards. even the state of the art procedures are lame.

 

[Adabiviak]

True story.

I was camping in a very remote spot one night by myself, and had settled down to sleep in my basic little dome tent (oh young Abaviar, so young and naive), when I heard a buzzing in the air, much like a hummingbird would make if it were exceptionally loud and had dive bombed an area maybe fifty feet away from my tent. The buzzing would fade in and out like that about every ten seconds, except it was getting closer to my tent in what sounded like 10 feet increments. I ruled out hummingbirds pretty quick, as it was dark out, there were no flowers on the peak of that rocky mountaintop, and, while the timbre was about right, the volume was too loud to be a humming bird more than a few feet away. There were also legions of mosquitos out, which prevented an early check to see what it might have been.

Anyway, it's getting closer and closer and I can't put a finger on what might make that sound. Eventually, for whatever reason, when it sounded like it was otherwise right next to my tent and I was envisioning a bull (don't know where that came from) or a bear, I shot out of the tent, turned around, and there was nothing. The sound had stopped and before I was drained by the mosquitos, I went back in the tent and didn't hear another sound all night.

I'm sure it was some flying creature, perhaps a bat lovin' the mosquito fest outside my tent, but for a few moments, I was pretty scared.

 

[Raziaar]

One time... I was stalked by a werewolf.

It would scare me if my story was true!

True story.

I was camping in a very remote spot one night by myself, and had settled down to sleep in my basic little dome tent (oh young Abaviar, so young and naive), when I heard a buzzing in the air, much like a hummingbird would make if it were exceptionally loud and had dive bombed an area maybe fifty feet away from my tent. The buzzing would fade in and out like that about every ten seconds, except it was getting closer to my tent in what sounded like 10 feet increments. I ruled out hummingbirds pretty quick, as it was dark out, there were no flowers on the peak of that rocky mountaintop, and, while the timbre was about right, the volume was too loud to be a humming bird more than a few feet away. There were also legions of mosquitos out, which prevented an early check to see what it might have been.

Anyway, it's getting closer and closer and I can't put a finger on what might make that sound. Eventually, for whatever reason, when it sounded like it was otherwise right next to my tent and I was envisioning a bull (don't know where that came from) or a bear, I shot out of the tent, turned around, and there was nothing. The sound had stopped and before I was drained by the mosquitos, I went back in the tent and didn't hear another sound all night.

I'm sure it was some flying creature, perhaps a bat lovin' the mosquito fest outside my tent, but for a few moments, I was pretty scared.

Beeeeeeeeeeeeeeees!

 

[mchammer75040]

 

[MJ12]

What Would Scare you!!!

Questions not ending with a question mark?

 

[Sheepo]

Statements ending with unnecessary question marks.