What would you do if someone insulted you on the internet?

[15357]

What would you do if someone insulted you on the internet?

edit: shit, forgot to add poll.

 

[The Dark Elf]

What would you do if someone insulted you on the internet?

edit: shit, forgot to add poll.

/me points at his avatar

 

[15357]

* The Dark Elf points at his avatar

heh

i would ignore/ blow up his house and torture him

 

[Fat Tony!]

god damn these noobies ... j/k just tell us what options you were going to put in

 

[The Dark Elf]

heh

i would ignore/ blow up his house and torture him

I mostly just reply with something I know will set them off and then ignore them knowing it annoys them even more that they can't get a rise out of me. Or if I'm really bored I'll just make them look stupid, that can be fun

 

[15357]

1) ignore
2) find and kill him
3) flame back
4) other

 

[B-MAn]

Ignore them. arguing on the net with some1 is just a waste of time and retarded

 

[Burn]

I wouldnt care. Same thing if someone disliked me in real life. **** them.

 

[Absinthe]

I'd probably reply with condescending sarcasm. That's my thing.

 

[Razor]

I wouldnt care. Same thing if someone disliked me in real life. **** them.

You do that to people you don't like....oh well, i hope you don't like me :naughty:.

Anyway, back onto the topic. It would depend on who is insulting me, if someone like Stern insulted my political stance, i would fight back using words such as "liberal", "pacifist", and "idiot protester" :dozey:, if Dark Elf insulted me though, i'd kill him .

 

[The Dark Elf]

I wouldnt care. Same thing if someone disliked me in real life. **** them.

It's usually YOU who doesn't like other people though , well apart from me cause im not scared of you, even with your new avatar which isn't as good as the last one

 

[Dalamari]

I would go listen to some Linkin Park and slit my wrists open

 

[Danimal]

It really all depends on the following things:

1) Spelling and grammar.
2) Age
3) Maturity

If they rate low on 2/3 of those things then they are not worth my time. If they do reach those requirements, it's fun having a hearty debate with them with issues and then sorting them out like civillized people.

You'd be surprised at the amount of people I argue with over online games about me thinking homosexual people deserve the same rights as other people.

 

[Burn]

It's usually YOU who doesn't like other people though , well apart from me cause im not scared of you, even with your new avatar which isn't as good as the last one

I dont like anyone on this forum apart from very few people.

 

[Harryz]

I'll cry like a bitch and I will lose sleep over it.


Don't wait up.

 

[Crushenator 500]

I dont like anyone on this forum apart from very few people.

Then why stay, instead of finding a forum with more people that you like?

 

[Burn]

Then why stay, instead of finding a forum with more people that you like?

I never said I hated everyone Cant say theres any other forums that are interesting...

 

[Harryz]

I never said I hated everyone

Do you hate me? If you do, I'll crucify you.






I love you.

 

[Darkside55]

I would crush them with the weight of my massive e-penis. It is huge, like X-box.

I'm actually curious as to what prompted this question. OP, did someone insult you? Are you new to the internet?

 

[oldagerocker]

I usually either ignore them (insults over the net really dont mean much). But if its someone i know arguing over the net because they cant do it to my face... then i'll have a go and get all pissed off (bloody retarded housemates, glad she's gone ).

 

[ComradeBadger]

I would respond with overwhelming friendliness!

 

[oldagerocker]

I would respond with overwhelming friendliness!

Badger you are a chav.

There insulted... now be my friend ;(

 

[JellyWorld]

hunt you down and violate you with an axe

I'd take ritz's advice.

 

[CREMATOR666]

I'd cut his/her fingers slowly, slice his/her eyelids, cut his/her nose, burn his/her lips, and throw him/her to a horny gorilla on viagra.

I'm such a bad, bad man.

 

[LittleB]

I get insulted on the internet all the time

 

[15357]

I get insulted on the internet all the time

just look at your sig, its the reason.

 

[Harryz]

just look at your sig, its the reason.

1535745345 speaks the truth. Its more annoying then funny.

 

[15357]

1535745345 speaks the truth. Its more annoying then funny.

you've been infected by marcopollo, haven't you?

you speel my name the same as him.

 

[KoreBolteR]

what can anyone do? throw a fist through the screen? no.

 

[Harryz]

you've been infected by marcopollo, haven't you?

you speel my name the same as him.

Great minds think alike.

what can anyone do? throw a fist through the screen? no.

Reminds me of scene from Family Guy.

Peter: Oh, Lois, I've recieved an e-mail from your dad.

*Clenched fist comes out of screen*

 

[kirovman]

Add them to my list.

*scribbles furiously*

 

[15357]

Great minds think alike.

*synonym for LOL*

now, back on topic before a mod notices....

 

[Farrowlesparrow]

I never said I hated everyone Cant say theres any other forums that are interesting...

You just like keeping your enemies close :|
This place isn't particularly interesting either...

:x

 

[Danimal]

Back. On. Topic, 15357

 

[15357]

i seem to remember someone posting a picture that said: "Arguing on the internet is like running in the special olympics, even if you win, youre still retarded."

i hated that one.

btw, could some nice mod/super mod/admin/whoever that can do it add a poll pls?

edit: Danimal, when are you not logged in?

 

[burnzie]

I'd slap them with my glove then chalenge them to pistols at dawn.


Thats right, kickin it 'oldschool'.

 

[Recoil]

I would go listen to some Linkin Park and slit my wrists open

Ahahahaha, f***in' emos...

I'd slap them with my glove then chalenge them to pistols at dawn.


Thats right, kickin it 'oldschool'.

Star B 9mm like oldschool Jules uses?

 

[jondy]

I'd slap them with my glove then chalenge them to pistols at dawn.

Pistols? Play more, with Claymore!

 

[SimonomiS]

Pistols? Play more, with Claymore!

"Claymores at dawn!"
Hmmm, hasn't got the same ring to it...

 

[StardogChampion]

What would you do if someone insulted you on the internet?

I turn up at their house 3 weeks later and murder them. Then I hack the forums and add "Banned" under their account.