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Originally posted by dawdler
Pure machiavellan evil. That's whats causing it.
Internal reports from Valve shows memos containing notes about Gabe being dressed in a devil suit and waving maracas singing "I am evil Newell!" over and over again.
Another report is written in some strange language. Lombardi is walking around saying "Lissenen ar' maska'lalaith tenna' lye omentuva" to everyone and have big speeches in the odd language. When reporters ask what he is doing at the moment, he says he is busy working on HalfLife2 at all times, and doesnt even have time for a life let alone learning something new. RPG fans have been quick to point out it sounds awfully similar to elvish, to which Lombardi replied; "Lilie n'vanima ar' lle atara lanneina".
The last official thing that slipped past security was that from the coders.
A todo list for monday, which follows:
- Find out who put the sticky stuff on Yahns screen
- Coffee break
- Convince Gabe to take off devil suite
- Coffee break
- Fix a bug with the physics (see separate notes)
- Coffee break
- Buy milk
- Coffee break
- Listen to Lombardi having a great speech about fish, water and glowing suns or something
- Dinner
- Nap
- Coffee break
- Fix jiggly breasts (upon request by Gabe)
- Coffe break
- End of day summary (remember to buy more coffee)
In other words: THERE IS NO DELAY!!! Everyone is working hard and dedicated to bring you Half Life 2 as fast as possible.
Originally posted by dawdler
Internal reports from Valve shows memos containing notes about Gabe being dressed in a devil suit and waving maracas singing "I am evil Newell!" over and over again.
Originally posted by iamironsam
It's because of six little asian dudes with leaves covering their junk.
Originally posted by Yatta
There's little chance for it to be Steam, seeing as to how all these new content servers will give clients double the bandwidth.
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Originally posted by vacs
3 reasons:
-Steam (it looks like Steam will finally be ready to deliever a game by the end of next week)
-Leak (valve needs to rewrite parts of the netcode and fix other possible security exploits)
-The game isn't just ready yet! (You can't sell a game which is missing textures, animation, AI, sounds or music all over the place. Remember that the last 10% of developing a game takes about 90% of the complete developing time!)
Agreed. Clearly, the leaked 'beta' is not the latest version, judging by what was shown at e3.1 & 2 are ok points, but frankly point 3 is pretty ill informed. If the game was as far off completed as the 'beta' indicated, Valve would of given a bit more notice than 7 days as to a delay, the 'beta' pre dates the E3 videos with regard to content.
....please. You'll buy HL2 no later than one week after it hits the shelves. You know it is going to be a good game, and after reading what everyone is saying about, "This game rocks, I love Valve, Gabe is my Lover, HL2 rox0rs my box0rs!", you'll be frothing until you get to experience it first-hand.the only way Valve can redeem themselves is to make some big release before Christmas. then i will buy the game. other then that consider interest completely lost. and i might buy it when it cost 15.99.