Whats making Krynn RAGE today? The Axe Detailer

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This commercial has been making its rounds all over the place and it makes me RAGE so god damn hard. I ****ing hate it, and I hate how its un-skipable before every episode of the Colbert Report and Daily Show on their websites. Anyone know if it actually airs on TV? I will cancel my cable subscription if it is.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2LXwSYfCT0E

I hope Axe dies. My brother uses their spray on deodorant and it makes me have a coughing fit whenever he walks by because its so potent and stank-ass.
 
Why do you hate it? I think its kind of erotic and makes my testicles tickle whenever she plays with the golfballs.
 
Saw it on tv a few days ago.

















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I had one of those axe detailers for one day...
The piece of garbage was thrown away the next day because it's nearly impossible to use as a cleaning device. 75% of the 'detailer' is awkwardly shaped plastic-rubber, 15% is un-usable 'bathpoof' (because of the plastic rubber gets in the way), and 10% red scrubby surface from hell. Unless your skin is made of concrete, that small red section will try it's damnedest to shred your nipples off.
 
Commercials like this are one of the reasons I don't watch TV.
 
I see that commercial a lot.

I don't even know what that shit is.
 
toaster leigh said:
lighten up you ****s
I bet you all have smelly balls
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Good god thats a terrible ad, Escape. I'm glad that hasnt played on TV here.
 
You know my favorite part? Is that every time I watch that commercial Axe is paying for it, but never ever will I buy it. That tiny amount of money shall never be recovered, and that makes me happy.
 
axe is horrible horrible stuff. It smells like the type of person nobody but that type of person likes. In fact all of other people hate them.

why would i watch their commercial krynn when I have luckily avoided it until now?
 
I don't know what Axe smells like but I've avoided it just because of the commercials.

I love Old Spice (pacific surge), so I have no reason to even try Axe.
 
I agree... I use Old Spice as well (and not because of those ads).
 
I really don't see how anyone can need more than a bar of soap, a shower, and a hand to clean their balls.
 
I haven't seen a commercial in probably 10 years. Suck it.

EDIT: Hahah, I didn't even watch these in the thread, losers.
 
after cheking wiki,axe is french? I thought it was argentinian,it gave a good reason to hate argentine

also I once used axe but never considered good looking,and yeah didnt make womans jump to me
 
The Axe one is annoying until she starts playing with the balls...but the Quizzno's one is unforgivable.
 
Krynn is mad because his owners had him castrated as a puppy.
 
Just another reminder that 1984 could actually become reality.

"If you want a picture of the future, imagine an Axe Detailer chafing humanity's balls--for ever."
 
Hmm, Axe is that shitty spray stuff that goes by 'Lynx' over here?

**** them, **** their marketing department.
 
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