what's next? monkeys with guns?

CptStern

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...oh wait ..

joe_gun.jpg


notice the startling resemblence?

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anyways:


Chimpanzees in Senegal have been observed making and using wooden spears to hunt other primates, according to a study in the journal Current Biology.

Researchers documented 22 cases of chimps fashioning tools to jab at smaller primates sheltering in cavities of hollow branches or tree trunks.

Chimpanzees were observed jabbing the spears into hollow trunks or branches, over and over again. After the chimp removed the tool, it would frequently smell or lick it.

In the vast majority of cases, the chimps used the tools in the manner of a spear, not as probes. The researchers say they were using enough force to injure an animal that may have been hiding inside.
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http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/science/nature/6387611.stm
 
sigh, there is no such thing as "old" on the internets ..seriously you dont need to be a rocket scientist to figure that one out ..I mean unless every single person on the internets reads every last scrap of info then you might have a point ..what is "old" to you is not "old" to a huge number of people



btw your momma's old
 
CptStern said:
sigh, there is no such thing as "old" on the internets ..seriously you dont need to be a rocket scientist to figure that one out ..I mean unless every single person on the internets reads every last scrap of info then you might have a point ..what is "old" to you is not "old" to a huge number of people



btw your momma's old
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Allow me to be more specific. It's already been posted here.


And yes, she is old, probably about your age if not a tad bit younger. :p
 
CptStern said:
alright you have a point ...this time :E ..but try to be specific man and say something like "repost" or whatever

is she hot?
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Will do, Cap'n.

And yes, I'd totally bang her... you know, if she wasn't my mom...
 
Lose your inhibitions my friend, you only live once.
 
Icarusintel said:
Will do, Cap'n.

And yes, I'd totally bang her... you know, if she wasn't my mom...
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but she must have hot friends/sisters

sex with aunts isnt all that taboo ..I mean if Noah could do it, why cant the rest of us?
 
CptStern said:
but she must have hot friends/sisters

sex with aunts isnt all that taboo ..I mean if Noah could do it, why cant the rest of us?
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Actually, there was this one time with my aunt... which probably explains why she's still giving my birthday presents even though I'm 21 now
 
heh shouldnt you save that story for sunday confessional? ;)

Priest: You did WHAT?!!!!! say 1500 Hail Marys, 2000 Our Fathers and wash your eyes/mouth with soap ..you may go son, your sins are forgiven ..just dont do it again ..btw do you have a younger brother who might be interested in becoming a choir boy?
 
Haha, this thread was about monkeys making spears, and it turned into a discussion of incestuous relationships, homosexual pedophile priests, and how old and horny CptStern is.


I love you hl2.net.
 
Krynn72 said:
Haha, this thread was about monkeys making spears, and it turned into a discussion of incestuous relationships, homosexual pedophile priests, and how old and horny CptStern is.


I love you hl2.net.
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what's different about this thread and any others?
 
well to be fair I'm not always horny ...that would make walking around in public problematic :O
 
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