What's so good about female breasts?

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Why the hell do the male majority (most of us) get attracted to a woman because of her boobs? =/

They are just 2 medium-sized lumps on the chest D:
 
More importantly, what's so bad about animal boobs? Is it so sickening to point out that that elephant has a nice rack?
 
You're ****ing weird.
Becuase they're hot.
 
^ Yes, I know that lol.

But how come?
 
I assume nature wanted to give us incentive to mate.
 
BTW, I think Shippi and Bliink want to know this too :|
 
Because it's an indication that a female is capable of giving birth and feeding a child. It's called sexual selection. Just like wide hips and a thin waste is an indication that a woman isn't pregnant yet (yay, a chance to spread your manmilk!) and that she is in a healthy shape.

I win this thread.
 
Ok, that makes sense.

Why do we like to play with them, though?
 
It's all about sexual selection. Having large breasts says to our brains "hey, she can feed lots of babies!" and so our brain perceives her as being sexually attractive.

If men in our early evolutionary history were attracted to women with small breasts or no breasts, our babies might have been malnourished, and might have died. So, over time babies of women with small breasts died off while babies of women with large breasts survived. Also, men attracted to women with large breasts would have more, and healthier children.
 
Big breasts are OK, but really huge ones are a bit horrible if you ask me.

Call me a sentimental fool, but a good brain and a sense of humour is what I like in a lady.
 
theotherguy said:
So, over time babies of women with small breasts died off while babies of women with large breasts survived. Also, men attracted to women with large breasts would have more, and healthier children.
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If that were true then we would have like 90%+ women with big boobs.

And does having larger breasts actually mean more milk? Im not very "in the know" about the female body other than what holes I put it in. :p
 
I like breasts as long as they're all natural, anything Pamela Anderson-esque and it's very unattractive imo.

[elitist]If you don't find breasts attractive, then chances are that you're gay. :|[/elitist]
 
gick said:
Big breasts are OK, but really huge ones are a bit horrible if you ask me.

Call me a sentimental fool, but a good brain and a sense of humour is what I like in a lady.
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True.
Medium-sized boobs ftw!
 
I've just eaten =/
 
Rule number one of sexy things
If something - anything - is sexy, it's sexy. Don't try and question it, or rationalise it, otherwise it will simply become unsexy or just bloody silly.
Example: Why are boobs sexy?" illicits either
1. "'coz there boobs lol!"
This makes an extremely good point, but is just silly.
2. "Because [insert random boring sciencey stuff here]"
This may have some grounding in science/actual explanations, but is unsexy and BORING. I pour litre upon litre of concentrated liquid scorn all over any smart-arse who takes this route.
It's like the irritating tosser at a party who engages you in conversation with the opener "Did you know..."
"I neither knew nor cared. Now f*ck off."

The point is: Don't question it, just go with it.

Oh and for the record, boobs are better than bums.
Depending on the boobs and bums in question, natch.

EDIT: Part of me wants to know where Taxman got that picture. The other half of me is still recovering.
 
Aye.
Theres some really not very nice girls I'd still do purely becuase of the breasts.
 
It's all about sexual selection. Having large breasts says to our brains "hey, she can feed lots of babies!" and so our brain perceives her as being sexually attractive.

If men in our early evolutionary history were attracted to women with small breasts or no breasts, our babies might have been malnourished, and might have died. So, over time babies of women with small breasts died off while babies of women with large breasts survived. Also, men attracted to women with large breasts would have more, and healthier children.
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yes, but last time i checked, we don't live in the stone age anymore.

i don't get the fascination with humongous tits..

medium sized ones are all right

but the ass wins by far
 
CrazyHarij said:
yes, but last time i checked, we don't live in the stone age anymore.

i don't get the fascination with humongous tits..

medium sized ones are all right

but the ass wins by far
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It's all instictual.
 
How often are people gonna quote the manboobs?

This forum needs a hack that turns img tags into url's in quotes =(
 
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