What's the best PM?

[Tagaziel]

On the Subject of Chemically Castrated Pedophiles.
I doubt you'll read all this, since ignorant people don't like reading a lot, but whatever.

How mature, calling someone 'stupid'. It only shows the idiocy of yourself. It seems to me like you're defending pedophiles with that snide post you made to me. Couldn't be that maybe it's because you're secretly a child creeper, you sick freak. **** you. I don't recall ever deserving your dumb-shit trolling, but whatever, ****s like you always have to go trolling to make your tiny dicks feel bigger. Feel like a big boy now? Grow up ****stick. If you're going to disagree about something, then why don't you try having a decent argument like a proper man, rather than being an immature little ****** and do all that name-calling and shit. You act all tough online, but if you had to face me, or anyone else you troll in real life, you wouldn't say shit, coward. Get a life.
Oh, and stay away from elementary schools. Lord knows you might be tempted to go after the little ones, creeper.

Furries are so (a)cutely stupid sometimes...

Context: I called the girl who sent this PM an idiot in an elegant way in a thread about chemical castration of pedophiles, since her only contribution was demanding that they be killed in the most inhuman way possible.

I like Beccaria. I don't like idiots.

So, helllifezweidotneth, what's the best PM you ever received?

 

[Naph]

Dear Naph,

You have received an infraction at Halflife2.net Forums.

Reason: For being an infraction virgin
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Just poppin' your cherry.
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This infraction is worth 1 point(s) and may result in restricted access until it expires. Serious infractions will never expire.

All the best,
Halflife2.net Forums

:>char

 

[Danimal]

Gargantou telling me he's jealous of my life was pretty cool.

The rest is pretty standard business, though.

OH!

I remember when Banimal was around, he closed some new member's thread, and said member went on to tell Banimal about how he was talking to Munro, and how they both agreed Banimal was bad at his job, and that Munners was gonna' de-mod Banimal at any moment.

Banimal checked Munro's last online activity, which was naturally years ago from the actual date this event took place.

 

[Druckles]

Reading through them, I have a couple of stupid ones, a few boring ones and an awesome one, below. Posting them seems to defeat the point of them being private messages, but, whatever. I want to share my love to the world. No use hiding it any longer.

[...]

I like to consider ya a mate; if ya ever feel the need to talk about anything at all, i'll pick up a brew halfway round the world and listen to ya anytime.

Koola

<3

Also found one from Darkside with a link to the Care Bears movie. I have no idea why, but I just added something else on my list of things to watch. One from typical Xendance, too. Back when people used to talk in the chatroom.

Also nice being told things once in a while, even if just a façade.

There is not a single person here I like, except for you.

 

[Danimal]

The most I ever got was a high-5 out of Darkside once, in that kind of regard.

I wish I had real virtual internet friends! :/

Though tbh Druckles when Banimal decides to come back and cull the majority, I'm pretty sure you'd be spared. <3

 

[Bad^Hat]

Relevant!

(And no, he wasn't being serious, if you need to ask. )

****ing paedophile bastard

What the **** is the matter with you, ****ing dickless asshole? you like ****ing kids? I've got a crowbar to shove up your ass right here, damn bitch.. How many kids have you ruined the lives of? 10? 20? 100? made some porn tapes with them too? ****ing bastard!!! You ****ing disgust me, you're worth less than shit, if I ever got to meet you in person I'd make sure you forgot you ever registered to this ****ing forum and use it to find more freaking kids, paedo bastard!

:flame: :flame: :flame: :flame: :flame: :flame: :flame: :flame: :flame: :flame: :flame: :flame: :flame: :flame: :flame:

 

[ríomhaire]

Hi! I was watching that new Gametrailers show with Valve and there was some funny thing...

"Something secret steers us both. We shall not name it."



Cheers

Jintor sent me this in 2008, he still hasn't done it:

Riomface,

To make the next "Top 100 Games of all Time", special, after the votes thread is done we should try and put together some sort of article-like thing. Just for funs.

I'd plan for like six months from now if you'd like to do it. I'm up for it, certainly.

 

[Rizzo]

Dear Rizzo,

You have received an infraction at Halflife2.net Forums.

Reason: Irony
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lulz
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This infraction is worth 1 point(s) and may result in restricted access until it expires. Serious infractions will never expire.

Original Post:
[post]2867560[/post]

I hope you all get infractioned for you infraction disscusion.

Irony is I'll probably get one too.

All the best,
Halflife2.net Forums

Lulz.

 

[Insano]

If you did not receive this message, it probably means that you suck. If you did receive this message, it doesn't necessarily mean that you don't.

and this one:

Not that you care, but I need to tell you this: I am lonely and depressed, I have no sense of direction in life, I see evil everywhere I look; I failed at life.

It's hard to admit it, but that's how sad I am. That I have the courage to be this open about my problems only reinforces the premise of my argument: My life sucks. And what's remarkable is not that I lost all my pride, shame and dreams; but that I don't care.

I don't shun self-pity, I embrace it.

Talking about my problems, with strangers, helps me cope with the sense of doom and despair that veils my every day life. Every day I fall deeper into the well of eternal loser hood, with no hope of coming back to the surface ever again; I passed the point of no return long ago.

Video games are my drug and my anti-drug: Wake up, wash my eyes, play video games. Stop playing video games, go to sleep. Repeat ad infinitum. That's my life. Video games transport me to another time and dimension where I can sustain an ego and sense of identity that I otherwise cannot afford; they help me get over myself.

My message to you: Be glad that you have a near perfect life, and do not feel sympathy for this poor pathetic bastard; you must fight this feeling if you do. I am not worthy of your time and you are not worthy of mine. Call it mutual disrespect.

 

[Rizzo]

Heh yeah I got that one.

 

[Dekstar]

I say we take Sinko's soul first. His BO is making me nervous.

I'd rather not smell it for all eternity, thanks, but I will certainly consider him.

Very true. What does your machine do exactly?Which one? The metaphor-o-matic? It's like viagra for the ailing literary mind. A MIND HELMET if you will.

I honestly have no idea what the hell this was about.

 

[Polaris]

Good times! :thumbs:

I have some lovely PM's from Samon, Rimfire, Kupo and Solaris...and they are private.

 

[Stigmata]

I once got a PM from some guy (who hasn't logged in in years, I think) stating that my debating in a religion thread had made him question his religion, and eventually become an atheist.

:>

 

[Krynn72]

You guys must be losers if you're able to keep such old pms and not run out of space. I have to purge my PM box fairly regularly. This is probably the most fun one I have in there currently.

 

[Druckles]

Pretty loving relationship. I wish I was in a relationship that stable.

 

[kineaesth]

EP3 Delay
Their is absolutely nothing wrong with HILARIOUS POST.

Re: Threat Closed!?

Because I've been here for three years and I've seen more G-Man threads than I can count. And yours was just another thread with another theroy. You clearly never tried to search the site for previous discussions, and the fact that you haven't played Half Life 2 makes it worse. Also I'm grumpy because I'm on my period.

No, you can clearly see that in my thread i has already add links for previous threads and quotes from this threads and yes, i didn't play Half-Life and when it's comes for school, i can play it on the school computers and learn more, but i want to know, when i complete Half-Life 2 the both episodes, can you unlock the thread again?

my link
someone broke my link! i'm guessing a mod. don't know why'd they'd do that. 0_o
my link is htt[[[]]]portal2news.com/0fcf6
and on my thread some of the last characters of the link have been removed. and now that the thread is locked i can't even edit my post.

Dude what the hell???
Why the **** did you close my thread?!

Re: You have received an infraction at Halflife2.net Forums

Dear hot564231,

You have received an infraction at Halflife2.net Forums.

Original Post:
http://www.halflife2.net/forums/showthread.php?p=3158949

Yes I'm such a bad girl, pull my underwear and stick you tiny dick in there!


YEEEEEEEEEEESSSSSSSSSSSS I'm whoring myself! YES! YES! YES!

See, I can talk shit too.

Alright time to watch the pirate copy of the new nightmare on elm street.

All the best,
Halflife2.net Forums

Can you do something better, delete my account please.

ahhhhhh I have no old PMs

 

[PvtRyan]

The only PMs I've received since 2007 have been infractions.

;(

 

[Yuri]

Relevant!

(And no, he wasn't being serious, if you need to ask. )

Are you sure? he did go insane

Also nobody ever sends me PMs ever.

 

[Druckles]

ahhhhhh I have no old PMs

You're such a troll.

 

[evil^milk]

Though tbh Druckles when Banimal decides to come back

He won't be back.

 

[Vegeta897]

Trust me it was good.

 

[Tollbooth Willie]

Here you go. Found this ages ago, but Glenn said I shouldn't post it:

http://drew.corrupt.net/lp/

Lego porn.

 

[VirusType2]

I got one from Gargantou offering me money to leave and never post again.LOL.

Those were the days.~

 

[RakuraiTenjin]

This message is to teach you a thing or two about life: when someone makes a statement you don't like, or takes a stance on an issue that you don't agree with, and you get upset, do you know that means? It means that you are dumb.

So what happens is that some individuals observe this behavior and can't resist the temptation to make provocative statements designed exclusively to piss you off. He makes you his puppets, you all fall into his trap like helpless sheep -- but don't despair, that's what I am here for, to teach you how to avoid falling into that trap. Think of me as your guide, your crutch. But first a word of advice: stupidity can't be cured. With that in mind, what you all need to do, is to let it roll. Just let it roll. That goes for every single one of you. Don't let light hearted humor spoil your fun, for life is very short. Do yourself a favor and change; it's for your own good.

I don't care if my light hearted humor causes you to feel upset. I let it roll. I don't let insignificant ants spoil my fun. I am more intelligent than that. I let it roll. Sure, you might think that I am also a pompous prick, but the truth needs to be told, even if it's harsh, even if it hurts you, even if it makes you cry. Follow my advice and just let it roll. Make a “Post It” note and stick it on your forehead: Just let it roll.

This dose of reality upsets you? Well, here's a hint for you: Just let it roll. Trust me, you'll be better off if you let it roll. Next time I make a dubious statement, will you make my day calling me an idiot, or will you let it roll? There is no insult that can devaluate my ego; I have very high self-esteem. On the contrary, the more you insult me the more you reassure me that I am better than you, because of how dumb you are in comparison. Is there something you can do about it? Just let it roll. It's also called growing up. Think about it. Just let it roll.

Am I a loser for typing this? Then so are you. Indulging in group thinking, and being mindless drones, does not save you from loser hood. You are losers; your fragile egos won't let you accept it. Instead you rationalize your inadequacies stoning others. That's the way of the coward, you create impenetrable shields that no common sense and humility can pierce; you'd rather be dumb, you won't let it roll.

Starting today, just let it roll. You don't want to be dumb****s, you want to be winners, like me.

lol wtf I dont even remember what this was about. Back in 2006. My PM's have been full for like over a year or something?

 

[Rizzo]

That was an awesome PM though.

 

[Raziaar]

You guys must be losers if you're able to keep such old pms and not run out of space.

Pretty much, I can't really participate in this thread since I've deleted so many of mine.

 

[VirusType2]

Pretty much, I can't really participate in this thread since I've deleted so many of mine.

Select them all, then select download as text first.

 

[Raziaar]

Select them all, then select download as text first.

Guess I never noticed that feature. Interesting.

Most of my PM's have been impersonal stuff, like requests to join the GTA IV or Red Dead Redemption groups which I was managing.

 

[Dekstar]

Lego porn.

Haha I still have those PMs too.
Shame the site is down.

 

[Drackard]

what we have here is a nublet

What we have here is a fag[/quote]

Warnings serve as a reminder to you of the forum's rules, which you are expected to understand and follow.

All the best,
Halflife2.net[/QUOTE]

I forgot about these ... except for that infraction!

 

[Tollbooth Willie]

Haha I still have those PMs too.
Shame the site is down.

Yeah. Shit was golden.

 

[evil^milk]

music...

IS MATH!

I remember getting this PM... probably because I had a BoC avatar before. Old stuff.

 

[RakuraiTenjin]

You guys must be losers if you're able to keep such old pms and not run out of space. I have to purge my PM box fairly regularly. This is probably the most fun one I have in there currently.

Losers for having less internet friends? :dork:

 

[YROC]

This is actually the first set of PM's, other than infractions that i've got since i've been here.

Virus also confirmed for Bro Tier.

 

[VirusType2]

I wouldn't mind getting paid to shop for deals for people or build systems. I should make that some kind of side show, bob.

 

[Krynn72]

Losers for having less internet friends? :dork:

I have six thousand facebook friends. Eat it.

 

[dfc05]

I remember getting this PM... probably because I had a BoC avatar before. Old stuff.

Semi-related, I used to get occasional PM's from jimbo#'s asking where to download various obscure post-rock music. But nothing lately (from anyone).

The last PM I received was just some random spam.