what's the best type of woman a U.S. birth certificate will get me?

[Lou]

Women around the world are dying to marry U.S. citizens, so they can become U.S. citizens as well -- just in case you didn't know I think it's fair to say that just being American won't get me a super hot super model, but what's the best I could do? I remember this guy from Viva la Bam mail ordered a very hot Russian bride -- Common sense tells me the Russian bride was an actress, but that doesn't mean the practice of mail ordering Russian/Eastern European brides doesn't exist :O

 

[bvasgm]

This thread wins.

 

[baron insig]

you could get like several women!!, and make them work te land for you all day and work you all night, jsut say well, your on benefits when ur retirded love thats FREE money!

 

[Solaris]

I want one!
Come to the UK, we have benifits

 

[Boogymanx]

Dude, wtf :|

 

[satch919]

lol. You're crazy man.

 

[kirovman]

hi knghenry. or whoever.

 

[Insano]

A midget.

 

[Nat Turner]

lol this thread is awesome.

 

[Shippi]

You have problems.

 

[Crushenator 500]

wtf lou, stop posting these STUPID spam threads... please