what's the deal with short recoil?

[Lou]

I dunno what's the big deal about short recoil. I reviewed his last 20+ posts and he seems like a very cool, down to earth guy. What's the deal?

 

[Qonfused]

What about him?

(Shh, don't talk too loud, he'll kick your ass.)

 

[short recoil]

My first 1000 posts or so were "slightly" big headed, everyone made a bit of a joke about it, as expected.

 

[Nat Turner]

short recoil is by far the coolest and best person here, and can pwn basically everyone. (And I vote skaadi as second)

 

[Raziaar]

I could take him.

Mano a mano.


I bicep curl cows in my spare time.

 

[Naudian]

LOL who's that in your AVATAR recoil?

 

[Nat Turner]

LOL who's that in your sig recoil?

It's from the picture I posted on page 3 of the funniest pictures thread.

 

[Shodan]

Wanted, someone to practice ass-kickery on, your safety is not guaranteed, I have done this lots before.

 

[short recoil]

It's from the picture I posted on page 3 of the funniest pictures thread.

Well i saw it on ytmnd a week ago but nvm.
That bloke has the BEST hair i have ever seen, i'm being serious.
I'd actually risk everything and attempt to time travel with him just cos he's a legend.

 

[Nat Turner]

That bloke has the BEST hair i have ever seen, i'm being serious.
I'd actually risk everything and attempt to time travel with him just cos he's a legend.

QFT 6char

 

[Raziaar]

Looks like Vanilla ice hairstyle with a mullet attached.

 

[Tollbooth Willie]

He's funny as Hell?

 

[Nat Turner]

I think short recoil needs a website about his awesomeness. It would quickly expand his cult following.

 

[Raziaar]

Short Recoil VS Shens? Popularity contest?

 

[mortiz]

Short Recoil vs Chuck Norris, omg, talk about battle of the titans.

 

[Shodan]

That singular event would be the end of life as we know it.

 

[Naudian]

...just realized I keep mixing up 'sig' with 'avatar'... fixed.

<3 u short recoil.

 

[Nat Turner]

Short Recoil vs Chuck Norris, omg, talk about battle of the titans.

http://www.halflife2.net/forums/showthread.php?t=97767&highlight=norris

And the master speaking on the subject...

Well lets see, seriously speaking.
He's older than my dad, i'm 19, young and fit.

He has pretty well grandmastered TKD and karate fighting styles, i've trained myself in my own style of "auto fighting", you react without thinking, making the reaction speed much faster.

He's got more chest hair than me. (prob disadvantage in a fight)

I presume i have a bigger cock than him. (prob disadvantage in a fight)

I can run faster than him, even if he's in a land rover.

He's american.............

I think with him being 60 something and everything i would at least be equally matched, i do have to say however if he was still like 25 he would beat me.
It also depends where the fight takes place, in a forest at night i'd prob win with my excellent senses, in a taxidermy shop he'd win because he'd be camouflaged against the bears n stuff.

 

[mortiz]

Chest hair is an obvious advantage in a fight; it absorbs blows to the chest.

 

[Angry Lawyer]

Well i saw it on ytmnd a week ago but nvm.
That bloke has the BEST hair i have ever seen, i'm being serious.
I'd actually risk everything and attempt to time travel with him just cos he's a legend.

That's actually the best thing you've ever said.

-Angry Lawyer

 

[Destroyer.Sam]

My first 1000 posts or so were "slightly" big headed, everyone made a bit of a joke about it, as expected.

I've heard rumors of a different force, far unlike your own, that once roamed these forums. However, this force was too immense to be contained, and was banished from the lands.

 

[Raziaar]

I've heard rumors of a different force, far unlike your own, that once roamed these forums. However, this force was too immense to be contained, and was banished from the lands.

Supertrooper. He was awesomeness incarnate.

Bye my friendlies.

 

[Shadow-warrior]

It's from the picture I posted on page 3 of the funniest pictures thread.

HAHAHA I'd Chuck Norris this guy in the face, finish him off with a David Hasslehoff punch then steal his time machine!

 

[OvA]

HAHAHA I'd Chuck Norris this guy in the face, finish him off with a David Hasslehoff punch then steal his time machine!

You forgot the part where short recoil tears you out of you mothers womb and eats you whole.

 

[Nat Turner]

You forgot the part where short recoil tears you out of you mothers womb and eats you whole.

Everyone needs a snack between meals.

 

[Shadow-warrior]

You forgot the part where short recoil tears you out of you mothers womb and eats you whole.

Pfff NOBODY lives from a Hasslehoff punch! NOBODY!

 

[OvA]

Pfff NOBODY lives from a Hasslehoff punch! NOBODY!

short recoil can. And I can get 3/4 of this board to back me up on that.

 

[Shadow-warrior]

short recoil can. And I can get 3/4 of this board to back me up on that.

Short Recoil can't even defend Bruce Lees finger flick, let alone a David Hasselhoff full on Baywatch BRAWL!!

 

[_Z_Ryuken]

HL2net mythology is the shiznit.
xD

 

[OvA]

Short Recoil can't even defend Bruce Lees finger flick, let alone a David Hasselhoff full on Baywatch BRAWL!!

chest hair is a WEAKNESS

 

[Skaadi]

short recoil is by far the coolest and best person here, and can pwn basically everyone. (And I vote skaadi as second)

huh?

 

[venturon]

Short Recoil can't even defend Bruce Lees finger flick, let alone a David Hasselhoff full on Baywatch BRAWL!!

I could take Bruce Lee. I'd have to dig him up first though.

 

[Llama]

 

[ríomhaire]

huh?

Don't worry, your my no. 1 *hug*

 

[The Monkey]

Shens could kick Short Recoil's ass :O

 

[Evo]

HL2net mythology is the shiznit.
xD

Hell Yeah!

 

[jerkasaur]

short recoil is cool actually. <3 <3
i had this in my sig for a while:
"god damn it, i have sined" -short recoil

 

[JNightshade]

Oh man, if Recoil fought Shens, I don't know WHO'D win. Chances are the world would simply fold itself up upon us and die. Then we'd all lose.

 

[Nat Turner]

huh?

It seems that you're basically an awesome person in general, second only to short recoil on these boards.

 

[kirovman]

It seems that you're basically an awesome person in general, second only to short recoil on these boards.

What about Absinthe? (who is dead)