What's the Most Embarrassing Moment for You?

[Uriel]

This is one of many. Was walking to the bus stop, started talking with a few girls that I liked. The bus comes and she points down to my shoe. There stuck to my foot is the nastiest turd you've ever layed eyes on, and this papa was big. My attempt to scrape it off was in vain. So I accepted my shame, got on the bus and slowly worked the Shiz off onto the seat infront of me.

 

[Kamikazie]

stop making so many damn threads so close together, wait a hour or two then make another one otherwise it makes it look like your spamming

 

[Tollbooth Willie]

The most embarassing thing that ever happened to me?My friend kicked me in the balls in public.

 

[xcellerate]

I went to the beach with the family, and my cousin and i were walking down to the beach, and we pass by these two really hot girls sun bathing on those wooden seats that are placed by the water. I dont even turn my head when i look, you know what im talking about. Anyway, i say softly to him, "did you see that?" and he goes, "what?", and i said, "Those two really hot girls back there..." He slows down, and looks at me and says, "The two we just passed?", i say, "Yea how did you miss them?", he closes, "because they're our cousins..."

ouch.

 

[Zeus]

I was on some boardwalk riding a bike and had to bring my sister. Of course my sister does not know how to ride a bike and swerves into me, sending me flying over the bike and landing on the wood below. Happened in public and everyone was staring....I still can't forget it

 

[Absinthe]

Nothing really.

 

[CrazyHarij]

Too many to mention...

 

[Ennui]

I think bf2slut made a thread for this exact purpose.

 

[outpost]

The time I cock slapped a girl in the face and gave her a bloody nose.

 

[CptStern]

when I was about 14 I was at a public swimming pool ..and there was this hot older girl in a white bikini ...a white WET bikini ...water does something to white bikinis ...needless to say I was too busy gawking to see the pole at the edge of the pool ..walked right into the pole face first and fell into the water ..I did manage to get a smile out of the hottie ..OK it was more of a snicker ..but I was thankful for the cold water ...did I mention that the water was cold?

 

[Pesmerga]

The time I cock slapped a girl in the face and gave her a bloody nose.

I got cock slapped in the face once, it made my nose bleed...

Wait...

 

[marksmanHL2 :)]

when I was about 14 I was at a public swimming pool ..and there was this hot older girl in a white bikini ...a white WET bikini ...water does something to white bikinis ...needless to say I was too busy gawking to see the pole at the edge of the pool ..walked right into the pole face first and fell into the water ..I did manage to get a smile out of the hottie ..OK it was more of a snicker ..but I was thankful for the cold water ...did I mention that the water was cold?

Bhaha, genious.


I've walked into a lamp post before...


I had a lump and a bruise for about a week after lol.




I just kinda stoped dead while my friends kept walking a few paces wondering what the massive *DONG!!!* was

 

[Adidajs]

14, wanking in my room under a blanket. My mom walks in...

15, i forget what we were talking about, but I want to clarify something my teacher said. I ask, "what's a stereo?" my friends made fun of me for that for years and years.

16, giving a speech in a government class and my voice cracks badly.

i know i have more. I gotta remember.

 

[Ren.182]

I went to the beach with the family, and my cousin and i were walking down to the beach, and we pass by these two really hot girls sun bathing on those wooden seats that are placed by the water. I dont even turn my head when i look, you know what im talking about. Anyway, i say softly to him, "did you see that?" and he goes, "what?", and i said, "Those two really hot girls back there..." He slows down, and looks at me and says, "The two we just passed?", i say, "Yea how did you miss them?", he closes, "because they're our cousins..."

ouch.

Got any pictures?

I got caught making out with my ex-girlfriend, and i got her topless, and her parents walked in lol, was funny.

 

[Ennui]

when I was about 14 I was at a public swimming pool ..and there was this hot older girl in a white bikini ...a white WET bikini ...water does something to white bikinis ...needless to say I was too busy gawking to see the pole at the edge of the pool ..walked right into the pole face first and fell into the water ..I did manage to get a smile out of the hottie ..OK it was more of a snicker ..but I was thankful for the cold water ...did I mention that the water was cold?

well when i was three I ran into a light pole at full speed because i was talking about something and not paying attention to where i was going.

and lol.

 

[SimonomiS]

when I was about 14 I was at a public swimming pool ..and there was this hot older girl in a white bikini ...a white WET bikini ...water does something to white bikinis ...needless to say I was too busy gawking to see the pole at the edge of the pool ..walked right into the pole face first and fell into the water ..I did manage to get a smile out of the hottie ..OK it was more of a snicker ..but I was thankful for the cold water ...did I mention that the water was cold?

Damn, I need to go swimming more.

 

[ray_MAN]

I was in class once, and my teacher said something and unknowingly I said, "I'm trying my breast!" Unfortunately, it still hasn't shaken me. :x

 

[Fliko]

The second time I posted in one of these threads.

 

[Dog--]

I fell asleep in class and my teacher poked me with a meter stick, so i threw an eraser at him and almost got suspended. HE COULD HAVE WOKEN ME UP BUT HE POKED ME, SO I THINK IT WAS FAIR!!

 

[15357]

I fell asleep in class and my teacher poked me with a meter stick, so i threw an eraser at him and almost got suspended. HE COULD HAVE WOKEN ME UP BUT HE POKED ME, SO I THINK IT WAS FAIR!!

He should have hit you with a baseball bat like our teachers.